1. On a business trip to a hotel, there was a beautiful woman knocking on the door at ten o'clock in the evening, she said that she lived next door to me, drank coffee, couldn't sleep, and wanted to talk to me. I gladly let her go

1. On a business trip to a hotel, a beautiful woman knocked on the door at ten o'clock in the evening, and she said that she lived next door to me, drank coffee, couldn't sleep, and wanted to talk to me. I gladly let her into the house. She said that her name was Zhang Li, she came to such a tour, I asked her why she did not bring a boyfriend, she said with a bitter smile, I don't know where my boyfriend lives, what his name is. I smiled and said, what a coincidence, I don't know what my girlfriend looks like, what she likes, what she doesn't like. Zhang Li and I looked at each other and smiled, and we felt much closer. Smelling the scent of her body, I was fascinated. I didn't expect to travel on a business trip, and actually picked up a girlfriend, which was really profitable. I whispered, I will be good to you in the future. She snorted, nodded and said, I believe you. We both imagined the future on this dark beach, and we felt extremely satisfied. We agreed that after we went back this time, we would quit our jobs and start our own companies together. We make money together, then buy a new house and a new car, and then we get married and work together until we are old. We also have many children, playing under our knees, calling us mom and dad, and it's beautiful to think about. Drinking Zhang Li's two bowls of fish soup. We each bowl, piping hot fish soup, although a little fishy, but it is really sweet to drink. A bowl of fish soup went into my stomach, and I felt more satisfied than ever. After a night of sleeplessness, a wave of sleepiness struck, Zhang Li's face gradually blurred in front of me, I yawned, my eyes went black, and I slept. I don't know how long later, I slowly woke up and found myself lying in a bathtub with a small note next to it...

2. I drove the BMW M2 Convertible for 500,000 yuan. On the way, I met a friend walking on the side of the road, and I asked him: Where are the buddies going? I'll take you there. He said, "No, I'm exercising." I hadn't gone far, and from behind me in a two-wheeled electric car, a beautiful woman with long hair and fluttering hair passed by with her friend! He even gave me a smile!

3. The girlfriend is the female boss of a listed company, and she has to manage more than 8,000 people by herself, so she has no children after marriage. Today, the mother-in-law turned to her and said: Raise an old hen, so many years should also lay eggs! Not long after, my girlfriend became pregnant and gave birth to triplets. This time the mother-in-law had to take three children, and she was so tired that she cried all day and complained. The girlfriend said to her: Look at the old hens, bring a dozen at once!

4. My mother called me: "Son, how long have you not been home?" It's been almost half a year, right? Your dad and I miss you a lot, and your dad says that whatever he does now is your shadow in his eyes. I burst into tears: "I'll be home tomorrow, what is Dad doing now?" The mother said, "I was feeding the donkey just now, and now I'm feeding the pigs."

5. Playing mahjong with my colleagues, I won more than two hundred, and a female colleague lost alone. I teased her: "Think about everything in the best direction, just pay tuition." She kept a straight face and said nothing. At this time, my wife came to the phone, I was answering, the female colleague suddenly shouted at my mobile phone: "Sister-in-law, your husband won more than eight thousand!" Go home and let him share half of you!" ”

6. On that day, I went shopping with my husband, passed by a fashion store, saw that the clothes inside were really good, and immediately had the desire to buy. I said to my husband, "The clothes here are so beautiful, let's go in and have a walk." Husband: "What to shop, the clothes in this kind of shop are super expensive, do you bring money?" I looked at the wallet and said, "No." The husband said with a firm face: "Go, go inside!" ”

7. Whenever I think of my ex-boyfriend, I admire myself very much. I remember one time he sent me home, and I pretended not to have the key with me and tried to take him down. But this second cargo said, "Honey, you are waiting for your mother to come back, I will go back first!" Another time we hugged for ten minutes, and when he was done, he said, "How long do you want to wrap me up, I have to go back and play dota!" "To think that I have been with such a cargo for five years is really awe-inspiring to myself!"

8. Recently, I worked overtime in Futukang for a long time, which caused my brain to be a little bad, and I actually lost the key. Helpless can only take the spare key to match, with a few more provincial and drop. Specifically looked for an older looking experienced, after matching, he was not at ease and tentatively asked: Master, do you want to check it again? The master smiled and waved his hand: "Those who came to me with the key will not come back." When I got home, I found that I still didn't deserve it, and I questioned him. The master smiled: I mean I don't deserve it well, and those who have come to match once will not come a second time...

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