1. On a business trip to a hotel, there was a beautiful woman knocking on the door at ten o'clock in the evening, she said that she lived next door to me, drank coffee, couldn't sleep, and wanted to talk to me. I gladly let her go

1. On a business trip to a hotel, a beautiful woman knocked on the door at ten o'clock in the evening, and she said that she lived next door to me, drank coffee, couldn't sleep, and wanted to talk to me. I gladly let her into the house. She said that her name was Zhang Li, she came to such a tour, I asked her why she did not bring a boyfriend, she said with a bitter smile, I don't know where my boyfriend lives, what his name is. I smiled and said, what a coincidence, I don't know what my girlfriend looks like, what she likes, what she doesn't like. Zhang Li and I looked at each other and smiled, and we felt much closer. Smelling the scent of her body, I was fascinated. I didn't expect to travel on a business trip, and actually picked up a girlfriend, which was really profitable. I whispered, I will be good to you in the future. She snorted, nodded and said, I believe you. We both imagined the future on this dark beach, and we felt extremely satisfied. We agreed that after we went back this time, we would quit our jobs and start our own companies together. We make money together, then buy a new house and a new car, and then we get married and work together until we are old. We also have many children, playing under our knees, calling us mom and dad, and it's beautiful to think about. Drinking Zhang Li's two bowls of fish soup. We each bowl, piping hot fish soup, although a little fishy, but it is really sweet to drink. A bowl of fish soup went into my stomach, and I felt more satisfied than ever. After a night of sleeplessness, a wave of sleepiness struck, Zhang Li's face gradually blurred in front of me, I yawned, my eyes went black, and I slept. I don't know how long later, I slowly woke up and found myself lying in a bathtub with a small note next to it...

2. I worked at the airport, and when I was working at the airport, I met my current girlfriend, and I fell in love with my girlfriend at first sight and planned to take a vacation to go to her house to propose to her. I had just arrived at my mother-in-law's house, and my mother-in-law didn't like me very much, but I sent a bundle of good sugar cane to her family every five to five minutes for my girlfriend. When I was just about to leave after delivering the sugar cane, I suddenly heard the old man secretly say to the mother-in-law: "Don't you think this child is very strange, do you know that you have diabetes when you send so much sugar cane?" ”

3. A driver big brother is smart! Forget to bring a driver's license, it is not easy to meet the traffic police! Suddenly the driver's big brother is in a hurry! Without waiting for the traffic police to let him stop, he slowly drove to the traffic police, nodded his head and said, "I left first!" Go home for dinner in the evening! When the time comes, I'll be calling you!" The two traffic policemen were stunned and laughed! After watching the driver's big brother drive away! A traffic policeman asked another traffic policeman: "What kind of relative are you?" Another traffic cop said, "Isn't that your relative?"

4. A rich second generation drives a new Maserati given to him by his father in the street. As a result, an Audi was hit, and Fu Er Dai got out of the car and scolded. Audi owners have not squeaked. When the rich second generation was tired of scolding, the Audi owner came faintly: Boy, call your father and say that you hit an Audi Parker Peak.

5. That time, there was a plainly dressed old lady who came to withdraw money. The sister-in-law brushed the passbook: "Auntie, how much money do you plan to withdraw?" Old Mother: "Tell you the truth, girlfriend, I have 1.2 million in my passbook, I just want to show you, I live in the neighborhood next to me, I have been observing you for many days, I feel that you are good and beautiful, if you are my daughter-in-law, this money will be given to you as a bride price." The sister-in-law blushed suddenly, and all the people inside laughed at that time!??

6. The uncle's girlfriend abandons him to open Chery QQ and gets along with an old man who drives Maybach. The little uncle turned his grief and anger into strength, and wanted to make money, so he went to work in a Dubai hotel. I was homesick after arriving in Dubai for a month, and often ran to the embassy after work to sit. Later, the embassy staff curiously asked him what was the matter? The little uncle wrapped his arms around people's legs and cried: Oh mom!! Finally heard the words!! I just want to hear from people!!

7. There is a great uncle in the next unit. I have smoked cigarettes for forty years, and the cigarettes are all given by others, and I have never bought them myself. After asking my father, I knew that it was the uncle who could talk about books and liked to tell some interesting things that happened around him. His story is very beautiful, and whenever he wants to leave, someone will always hand him a cigarette and let him tell it. I can't help but sigh, your uncle or your uncle!

8. Just finished receiving the year-end bonus today, 100,000 yuan, and a few colleagues proposed to go to the restaurant after work in the evening. It is said that the good is the AA system, and as a result, when it comes to checkout, a buddy has to pay for the guest. As a result, others have also clamored to pay for their own guests. For the sake of face, I also came to a sentence: Don't argue, I will come! Suddenly everyone was quiet, and the moment I paid, I felt something was wrong, I seemed to be tricked by these rabbit cubs!

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