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The ancients also spelled in order to snap

author:Wonderful in Qiu Kun

In the ancient times of long ago, there was no nightlife, and long nights were heartless.

All that can be done is the bed of those things.

So the fertility rate in ancient times was very high.

The world is balanced, and everything must have a degree.

When there were few people, they thought about how to increase fertility, such as the Yue King, so he ordered girls to marry out at the age of fourteen, and to give birth to children early and become mothers early. If you don't marry, hum...

Having more children, we have to start thinking about how to use contraception.

In this way, various contraceptive methods of fairy tigers and dogs came out.

1

In the Spring and Autumn period in the State of Qi, the first brothel in Chinese history appeared, and the Prime Minister of the State of Qi personally issued a license to operate the Fengyue Place for legal operation.

Legal operation, rich benefits, both practitioners and consumers are greatly satisfied.

After operating for a while, the old bustard found a very serious problem, under the laws of nature, the practitioners continued to get pregnant, lost the ability to operate, so that they almost closed their doors.

Oh, at that time, there was no such thing as maternity leave, but no matter how big the deal, it could not stand the continuous loss of staff.

The ancients also spelled in order to snap

The old bustard was in a hurry, this was the industry that the lord personally designated, and he couldn't let himself mess it up.

Anxious like ants on a hot pot, the long night has no intention of sleeping.... Hair fell off like the fallen leaves of that autumn.

Fortunately, at that time, a hundred flowers bloomed and all kinds of talents gathered.

Where there is demand, there is a market, and where there is a market, there are masters. The capital of the State of Qi can buy everything, what are you afraid of?

Send a notice, naturally someone will solve it.

2

This is a very great era, an era so great that you can show your skills in the jianghu.

Wandering among the rivers and lakes between countries, gynecological holy hands, and yin and yang families are eager to try and show their talents.

"This is a cold medicine post, so that women drink the cold of the uterus, causing difficulty in pregnancy, thereby reducing the chance of conception and achieving contraceptive purposes." Ensure that the medicine is eliminated and there is no worry. "The Lu people are more cultured, and the things they come up with are so rich and rational.

The Qin people are more ruthless, directly providing mercury and arsenic contraception. "Our mercury can be used on the qin emperor's mausoleum underground palace, and the lower can be used in the womb, who knows."

The ancients also spelled in order to snap

The life of the Qinglou woman is also fate, and the contraceptive pill of the Qin people is estimated to be put into it for infertility.

It is estimated that such a way will first be resisted.

Strong is not good, gentle is easy.

"This is our Zhao Guo's musk and saffron, the name is good, try it out." You know the curative effect if you look at Zhao Ji. “

There is a picture and a truth, Zhao Ji and Lü Buwei have not been pregnant with a child for so many years, which is the best proof.

The ancients also spelled in order to snap

These contraceptive methods, passed down from the Spring and Autumn Period to the Ming and Qing Dynasties, harmed countless people.

Wei Chunhua of Lichun Courtyard in Yangzhou City is the biggest victim, and the failure to use these methods and the birth of a bastard son Wei Xiaobao is the best proof.

The so-called law of the deviant, those contraceptive methods that have been handed down, are all tried and tested, and have become the negative teaching materials of everyone, so they have been passed down to this day.

3

It's not just Chinese who struggle with contraception.

The ancient Egyptians, more than three thousand years ago, were able to create such outstanding works as pyramids and mummies, and they would also rack their brains to find shortcuts to contraception.

Supposedly, Cleopatra and the rulers of Rome had been fooling around for so long, how could they give birth to a few little Caesars or something.

The Queen must have listened to the ancient Egyptians' belief that crocodiles, elephants and other animals had mysterious powers, so their feces were also used in contraceptives.

In fact, because these animal feces are highly acidic, it does have a certain spermicidal effect.

The strong odor caused by animal feces obviously affects the "sexual interest" of ancient couples.

The ancients also spelled in order to snap

If Caesar had seen such a commotion in the aftermath, it is estimated that he would have no desire at all, and would have had the urge to return to Rome by boat from Alexandria overnight.

Therefore, the taste of foreigners is unique, and this style is in the same vein. Blocking sexual interest, the natural fertility rate will come down, which can also be regarded as a crooked fight.

No wonder the foreign population is so small, and there is a reason.

4

In the medieval European courts, where there was serious intermarriage, the king of Spain married the sister of his cousin the king of Frankfurt; the wife of the Grand Duke of the Netherlands may be the second sister of the king of Prussia. This kind of chaos is even more chaotic than Kangxi's wife.

Everyone loves to wear a green hat the most, and whoever has the more green hats, the more glorious they are.

The Russian tsar Catherine put n green hats on her husband, and even the male pets fought for the wind and jealousy.

For safety, I don't know who invented the "condom" used in the medieval court in the West - the casing of animals, and a nice name, called "Dutch Hat".

The ancients also spelled in order to snap

Does it look familiar? This is also the prototype of the modern condom.

This affair has also become a recognized secret of the European royal family. Of course, the royal family has never been a secret, tacitly, is the biggest secret.

so-called

The girl of the Netherlands stood by the water' edge, and the young man of Genoa came rocking the boat

Asked if the girl was free, the sister waved and laughed

Luxembourg's chick Frank's Bao

The bed of the sausage Port Lufthansa in Normandy

Xiao Lang listened to the laughter and turned around and pulled out his Dutch hat

Among the museum's collections are condoms made by ancient people from sheep intestines, somewhat close to the prototype of modern condoms.

People's efforts to pursue sex are all-consuming, and sometimes, crooked punches are also an important starting point for promoting the development of history.

Well, today's science popularization, it ends here.

Final question, how many contraceptive methods have been mentioned by Big Kunge today?

Author: Big Kun Ge

The original author of the post-90s gender feelings, an old driver with culture, Wen can teach you to talk about love, and Wu can teach you to turn clouds and rain.

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