1. The girlfriend's house suddenly lost power, taking advantage of the black to kiss her, and the mother-in-law whispered... Don't make a fuss... I was stunned, I was obviously kissing my girlfriend, and when I was leaving, I asked my girlfriend: I

1. The girlfriend's house suddenly lost power, and kissed her while it was dark, and the mother-in-law whispered... Don't make a fuss... I was stunned at once, I obviously kissed my girlfriend, and when I left, I asked my girlfriend: Did I kiss you just now? The girlfriend said: Yes, what's wrong? I hurriedly said: It's all right...

2. My cousin is a housewife who stays at home all day and does nothing, doesn't work or find a boyfriend. Yesterday my aunt introduced her to one, my cousin went to see her, and when she came home, her face was blue!! It turned out that two people went to dinner after shopping, and the man watched the menu for half a day and ordered a shredded potato. The cousin tentatively asked: Is this one dish enough for us to eat? The man hesitated for a long time, and then with a look of pain on his face, he ordered a plate of shredded potatoes!!

3. The father-in-law usually obeys the mother-in-law' words, but somehow the father-in-law does not give in this time, and now he and the mother-in-law quarrel very badly. After a while, my daughter-in-law ran over to my father-in-law and asked, "Daddy, do you want me to be a good child?" Three good students who complete their homework on time and still listen to their parents? Father-in-law: "Of course I hope, this still needs to be said!" My girlfriend: "Well, when I go out and enter the room again, you have to raise your hands for two minutes at once, and I promise you to be a good student!" Father-in-law: "Yes, this is no problem!" Only to see my girlfriend sneak out, and after a while, the father-in-law immediately raised his hands, and did not want to follow my mother-in-law, my daughter-in-law hurriedly said: "Grandma, you see that my grandfather has surrendered, you forgive him, right?" ”

4. My brother won the first prize in the big lottery, and after the prize money arrived, he immediately went to the 4s store to pick up a Lamborghini. That night, my brother took a well-known female anchor to a Western restaurant for dinner. As a result, the tire suddenly burst in the middle of the road, and the oil leaked almost completely. In desperation, my brother had to call a Didi with the female anchor. On the way, the female anchor asked her brother: The front one is a Land Rover, how much does it cost? The brother said: That little tiger, about one or two million. The anchorwoman continued to ask: What about the red Ferrari? The brother hesitated for a moment and said: It should be more than five million. The driver master broke out in a cold sweat and said: "So I have to drive for two or three months to be able to afford it!?

5. On the day off, my sister wanted to relax, leave her brother-in-law and nephew at home, and ask her sister to visit RT-Mart. At noon, the child said that he was hungry and wanted to eat the family bucket, and the brother-in-law wiped the only 20 yuan left in his pocket and began to persuade his nephew: Baby, that is junk food, eating too much is not good for the body, daddy give you boiled egg noodles to eat, right? The nephew listened to the silent walk back to the room, and when he came out, he gave his brother-in-law 200 yuan: Dad, order a family bucket, and the rest will be used as pocket money for you, not that I said you, this wife can't get used to it too much!

6. A friend has raised only two ha. Greeted me with a wagging head and tail every time I went. The day before yesterday, on New Year's Day, I went to her house to play, and put on a black mask through the living room. The sleepy-eyed dog looked at it, "whoosh" and jumped up and ran, only to hit the wall too fast and faint. I was so frightened that I hurried to wrap it, and it woke up to see it jump up and run with a more miserable scream, only to hit the wall again. Friends said that the hair on her family's Erha body is still erect.

7. Today at work, a little sluggish, the female colleague next to me asked me with concern: What's wrong with you? I said: Seven or eight times a night last night, my legs are soft, what spirit do you have? When the female colleague listened, her eyes lit up and she said to me: You are so powerful! I waved my hand: What's this! Last night's food poisoning, pulled seven or eight times a night! Female colleague: ...

8. Take a day off, please ask the factory director for approval! The next day, the man received a reply: "Disagree! The man had a clever move: "Change the disagreement to the consent!" "Just do it, and quickly change it." The man took the application for correction and went to the workshop director to apply for leave. Director: "There's something wrong with you!" Man: "What a problem, the factory director did not object!" Director: "If the factory director agrees, he will write: Agree!" But certainly will not write: disagree that that is impossible to drop! "#Funny Paragraph#"

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