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Inhuman Chronicles

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A few days ago, I had dinner with my cousin, and she told me about a "stranger" at the gate of their unit, which really stunned me and opened my eyes.

  The surname of "Yiren" is Tian, and no one knows what his name is, and everyone calls him Lao Tian. Old Tian Qi's appearance is not proud, he looks black and thin, and his beard is pulled, and a pair of small triangular eyes are shining with spirit. Lao Tian wears an old army coat that can't see the true color like a pulp, a pair of torn jeans that have not been changed for hundreds of years, and he sits at the door of his cousin's unit all day to collect waste. Sometimes whoever has heavy physical work needs to take a handle will call him to come and help. Lao Tian was quite enthusiastic, and he did not hesitate to work hard.

  Everyone discovers that Lao Tian is a "stranger", which stems from a strange prophecy. One morning when he got up to work, Lao Tian stood at the door of the unit, looking nervous and sincere, and said to every twenty-something girl who passed by: "Don't wear a white dress these days, don't do it!" It's not easy for my father and mother to raise such a big one, but don't wear a white skirt to hear it!" Everyone felt that the old Tian Shen shen was a little flustered, and they all retreated and walked around him, and no one took his crazy words seriously.

  However, on the evening of the third day of Lao Tian's "convulsions", a drunk driver rushed through the door of the unit at high speed and hit a young woman who was passing by, and it was said that she died on the spot. The most numbing thing about the scalp was that the young woman who was killed was wearing a long white dress!

  The little girls in this unit blew up their nests, and they ran to surround Lao Tian, thanking him with great admiration for his "great grace of saving lives." But Lao Tian said with a blank face that he couldn't understand what the girls were saying, and when everyone asked him about the prophecy of the "white dress" three days ago, Lao Tian actually lost his memory and generally did not remember what he had said. Despite this, Lao Tian became famous by virtue of this matter and became a well-known "stranger" up and down his cousin's unit.

  Another time when the cousin came out of work at night, to see the old Tian Zhengbai bored sitting on the road teeth to sort out the waste cartons, just at this time a cry attracted everyone's attention, when the cousin looked back, only to see a motorcycle speeding past, behind a big sister beating her chest and saying that her bag had been robbed. The cousin subconsciously glanced at Lao Tian, only to see him extend an index finger, pointing far away to the motorcycle that grabbed the bag, and whispered a word in his mouth: "Down!" Only a loud noise was heard, and the cousin watched as the motorcycle instantly lost control and fell straight into the flower bed, and the robber was captured in one fell swoop.

  Because she saw it with her own eyes, her cousin was convinced of Lao Tian's "special function", and her attitude toward Lao Tian became more and more respectful. On this day, the wife of the leader of the cousin department who was more than seven months pregnant came to their unit to do business, because everyone said that Lao Tian was a "stranger", the leader took his wife to the door to find Lao Tian and asked him to see whether the child in his belly was male or female. Old Tian stared at the leader's wife for a while, sighed deeply, and never uttered a word.

  The leader can be in a hurry, and he must not let Lao Tian cut it off. Lao Tian opened his mouth several times with a solemn expression, and finally made up his mind: "Leader, your wife is pregnant with a "robbery", and she can't run in her life and die." If you want to protect the adult, go to the hospital for induction of labor. If you want a son, he will be born on the second day of February of the following year, but when that time comes, your fate with your wife in this life will come to an end..."

  Before Rong Laotian could finish speaking, the leader went up to be a big mouth, scolding while hitting: "You don't know how to lift things, everyone praises you two sentences and doesn't know what your last name is, don't you?" I have to smoke you today!" The leader was furious and jumped like a thunderbolt, completely missing the bureaucratic temperament of Sven in his daily life. Lao Tian calmly wiped the blood from the side of his mouth, shook his head and sighed, and walked away unhurriedly.

  Since then, everyone has never seen Lao Tian again. As he had predicted before, on the second day of february in the past year, the leader's wife had suffered from acute bleeding after giving birth to a big fat boy, and no one was saved. Only then did everyone truly realize that Lao Tian was indeed gifted and talented. However, perhaps for fear of revealing too many heavenly opportunities, or perhaps disappointed by the ignorance and ignorance of ordinary people, Lao Tian fell like sand and fell into the sea, and there was no more news in the world.

  The old field in my cousin's mouth made me instantly think of the lame Daoist and leprosy monk in "Dream of the Red Chamber". Many times those who have the power of the gods to awaken the world are not as bright as the X-Men, they may not look amazing, and even sloppy and crippled to show people in fear, but they can give unexpected enlightenment to those who are related when the opportunity comes.

  Lend me a pair of eyes............

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