It is said that many northerners have just arrived in the south, and there are two things that make them most frightened and collapse:
One is the return to the south day that can't dry the underwear, and the other is——
Big cockroaches that can fly!
Recently, after Baiyun Airport, another building in Guangzhou has exploded on the Internet because of its appearance resembling cockroaches;
Whether you are a newcomer to the north or a southerner who reads countless "cockroaches", when you see this building, you can't help but feel numb
This is similar to how much, this
I'm afraid it's not the cockroach's lair!
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Guangzhou has a "cockroach headquarters"
This can't be hidden!
Friends, the thing is this, a few days ago there was a blogger named @Xingzizhou, who posted a short video about the Guangdong branch building of the Bank of China;
Unexpectedly, it triggered 1.6 million melon-eating netizens to watch, because this building is really like a glowing giant cockroach!
Especially this vague texture, the dim light, coupled with the trembling, there is the smell of monster invasion.
△ Big Cockroach: I'm watching you look at you, staring intently
A friend in Guangzhou joked:
"It seems that the cockroach headquarters that has been hidden in Guangzhou for many years cannot be hidden after all!"
△ The real form of this building,
Actually, this (not)
And a stone stirred up thousands of waves, brain hole netizens, has made up countless possibilities ...
Later, when someone asked how big the cockroaches were in the south, they told him that there was a building so tall.
Why not build another slippers building next to it?
Seeing that the netizens' brain holes are getting bigger and bigger, the Guangdong branch of the Bank of China, the official can't sit still, put on self-portraits, and sell cuteness to prove innocence:
"I'm not, I'm not!" Not me! ”
But the so-called more and more black, do not respond to it is good, originally just like a cockroach, now directly a cockroach!
△ BOC: Me and my last stubborn TT
After all, this degree of similarity, only another giant "cockroach" in Guangzhou, Guangzhou Baiyun Airport, can fight with one!
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I heard that many friends who came to Guangzhou for the first time felt the fear of being dominated by "cockroaches" the moment the plane landed.
Because when you are about to land, look out the window and you will see a sparkling "big cockroach"!
(Remember to buy a ticket by the window~)
Baiyun Airport is as similar as cockroaches to 99.99%, and even every hair on the leg is so precise;
Since then, the covered bridges of Guangzhou Airport have been renamed Mantis Bridge!
Northern netizens wonder from the bottom of their hearts, cockroaches are deep into the soul of southern designers?
Southern netizens are helpless,
Well designed, don't design it later!
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Southern cockroach,
The nightmare of the Southerners, the nightmare of the Northerners!
The sudden emergence of Guangzhou's "giant cockroach" building has aroused the tragic memories of many netizens, and there are too many things that have to be said in those years, and cockroaches love and kill each other!
Regarding the size of the cockroach in the south, everyone who has fought with it still recalls it as a word of blood and a curse!
There are too many legends circulating in the rivers and lakes about the size of the cockroaches in the south! Aroused the infinite curiosity of northern netizens!
How big are cockroaches in the South?
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In order to make northern netizens deeply aware of the size of cockroaches in the south, southerners also made analogous figures intimately!
If the analogy is not enough to be imaged, then you can only ask the big cockroach to appear and say!
There are also countless southern netizens who have appeared to tell you with tragic experiences how a large cockroach breaks through your fragile psychological defense line!
In the beginning, there were always unbelieving northerners, trying to challenge the majesty of the cockroaches in the south, what is there to be afraid of, is not it a cockroach?
Until he personally came to the south... And was scared out of the scream.
The southerners, who have experienced hundreds of battles, have no waves in their hearts, "Just this, just this? ”
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Every terrified northern han needs a southern friend who has experienced hundreds of battles! His eyes were fast, and he couldn't hide his ears, and he went up to a slipper!
Of course, please also invite friends from the north to cherish the southerners who fight cockroaches for you!
At this moment, the calm and swiftness, behind the countless childhood shadows!
The southern cockroach is not the most terrible, the most terrifying thing is that the southern cockroach, it will fly
！
You chase, he escapes, you can't fly with your wings!
Which southerner, when he was a child, did not think of cockroaches as cicadas, thinking that he had caught the whole summer, but did not expect,
If you can't catch the cockroaches, you will go to the Western Heavens.
What southerner hasn't dreamed back in the middle of the night when he hears cockroaches whispering in your ear, "Hey wave!" ”
Since he met cockroaches, he must have started to meet cockroaches in all corners of his home, and he has come to countless encounters with cockroaches! He couldn't help but wonder who was the native of this family!
And some self-defeating southerners, in line with the principle of "where you fall, where you lie", have become friends with Xiao Qiang;
"Friend, do you eat complementary foods?"
What a touching friendship! Without making a few meals for himself, cockroaches learned to eat diligently, not only making them by hand, but also feeding them to their mouths!
Since then, timid humans and bold cockroaches have lived a happy life! (Southerner: You, I didn't!) ）
After using various methods, southerners said: Fight cockroaches, or use your hands the fastest!
The battle between humans and cockroaches is still continuing, and these two or three things are only the tip of the iceberg