The hair is long, and at the end of the year I have to cut one.
So I sat down near a barbershop.
Waited for a long time and did not see anyone.
I shouted, "People with haircuts don't they?" ”
Only to hear the answer: "Yes." ”
The result was that a half-old Xu Niang came over.
I only smelled full of wine, which smelled good. Yes, drink good wine.
I guess oops, the hostess is an alcoholic. A bad haircut isn't the key, and it's not worth it if I hurt with a fader and a razor.
I want to slip away.
Who knows, the hostess moved sharply and quickly put on a haircut suit for me.
The hostess said, "Now you're my man, don't try to run!" ”
I reminded her, "You're drunk, be careful..."
The hostess's eyes were covered with blood and she was visibly sleep deprived.
She smiled and said, "Yes! Upset last night and had a little drink. ”
Then she started getting a haircut with a fader.
Suddenly, I was terrified.
I don't know if she comforted me.
She said: "Before, my father opened a distillery, and drinking a little wine didn't get in the way. ”
I quickly pandered and said, "Yes! ”
I looked down and closed my eyes.
She was upset and pushed me hard.
She ordered, "Lift your head and open your eyes!" ”
She started saying again, "I drank and my face turned red. More feminine, more feminine. Isn't it? ”
Only then did I look closely at the woman in front of me.
She is plump and bumpy.
I replied, "Not bad." ”
Her tone was angry: "What's good?! It's not that no one hurts, no one loves. ”
"Impossible. How come? I immediately retorted.
She took out her phone and showed me the photos, one of which was particularly youthful and beautiful.
She pointed to the picture and said, "Fifteen years ago, I was full of youth; but a man abandoned me. ”
Then, she said, "Now that I'm old, no one wants to send it." ”
I leaned on the old and sold the old: "Little sister! How old are you? Eat it. ”
She then flipped out the photo, which was a bottle of nude liquor.
Leaning against her chair, her voice heavy: "This is a relic left by my father, born on the same day of the same month as me (1975). ”
She shouted, "I once swore that a man who married me would make him open the seal with the wine." ”
I couldn't believe she was that old, and I couldn't believe she was a girl.
Even if I believed it, I was shocked to drop my jaw!
So, I also said a word out loud: "Ah! ”
She stared at me and asked, "Don't believe me?! ”
My mother is a native of Wenjiazhen, Jinxian County, Jiangxi (the hometown of brushes, which also produces ballpoint pens and fountain pens), and when she was a child, her family drank Lidu sorghum wine produced in Lidu Town, Jinxian County.
I replied, "My mother is a Wenjiazhen from Jinxian County, and we are the nearest fellow villagers." ”
I don't know, what I'm thinking, I just want to hug her.
To say, I should have tapped her on the shoulder to make sense.
I sat and could only hold her ass.
She seemed to enjoy it and stopped the pusher in her hand.
She looked at me and asked, "Like me?!" ”
Tell the truth: "Yes! ”
She asked me, "Do you have a wife?" ”
I got divorced and replied, "No." ”
She asked again, "Really fake?!!" ”
I wanted to be humorous, maybe to tease her: "My dad gave me a gift that I haven't used yet." ”
"What?"
"Cupid's Arrow!"
I'm secretly happy for my own play.
Actually, it's true, even though I've been married – it was because of a bad decision after being rejected by a woman.
Now, liberated, really want to have love.
Women stop talking and get serious haircuts.
I also felt like I had just gone too far, shut up.
Naturally, it is best to close your eyes and recuperate.
By the time the haircut was done, I was ready to leave.
The hostess threw out a sentence: "At night, go to No. 231 Shangsheng Street to find me." ”
I was ecstatic and ran home.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, I walked up to Shangsheng Street.
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Where to know, go to the 229th and come to the end, there is no 231 at all.
Further on, there is the farmland, planted with vegetables and fruit trees.
Nearby, I saw a pond of water.
It's beautiful on the outside, just reflective.
Put on polarized glasses to see, there is a big fish in the water.
Well, here is the legendary Number 231.
Can I meet a ghost?
My heart was suddenly panicked.
Can't be superstitious.
Run now.
Back at home, I smelled a stink.
I just remember that a month ago, I bought two pieces of soy sauce tofu in Pinduoduo and put them under the bed to mold.
Open the wet paper towel, there is a puddle of water, PH test paper, the value is 9 to 10.
I put on the star anise cinnamon and fragrant leaves, soaked in 60 degrees white wine, and heavy table salt.
The stench was incomparable, and it immediately became fragrant.
I'm going to give it to the hostess.
The next day, go to the barbershop again.
The hostess, not the woman I remember at all.
I was thinking, did I have a beautiful dream last night?!
Really sleepwalked.
Or, the smell of tofu hallucinogenic.
Indeed, I can't remember now which ones are real and which are fake mirror images.
Write it down.
Write and write, be entertained.
Two or three photos are from the internet and can be deleted.