【By -generation order】
In the "Seven Arts" of literature and art, opera is examined in drama. The birthplace of opera art was in Europe in the middle of the sixteenth century, and it refers to a comprehensive art that integrates music, drama, literature, dance, and stage art. The interpretation of "Chinese opera" in the world mainly refers to Chinese drama; but the fact is that the Chinese opera house is not only "Chinese opera", but also includes imitation Western operas that were circulated in China's urban and rural areas in the late Qing Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty, and "new operas" rehearsed in the Liberated Areas and after the founding of New China. Unfortunately, the literature and art textbooks of general universities do not have "Chinese opera" classes.
Fortunately, for the sake of compiling "Teresa Teng's Audiovisual Life", I was fully exposed to the "Lijun Opera Trilogy" performed by Teresa Teng in Hong Kong and several Southeast Asian countries in the early 1970s - "The Tale of the West Chamber", "Tang Bohu Dian Qiu Xiang" and "Female Journalist", so that my understanding was still limited to the previous understanding of "Chinese opera"! It turns out that Teresa Teng opera is a new rich mine of Chinese opera that has both the authentic taste of Western opera and the grafting plot of strong national opera, which has made tens of millions of fans fanatical!
Teresa Teng's three operas, "The Tale of the West Chamber" directly approached the road of changing the main drama to comedy; "Tang Bohu Dian Qiu Xiang" was full of firepower, stirring up this already joyful drama to joy; "Female Reporter" humorously whipped the negative energy brought by the commercialization of news to society. Each one has a distinct theme personality, coupled with "Deng-style divine singing", which is really a precious spiritual wealth left to us by Teresa Teng and a great enrichment of the treasure house of "Chinese opera".
In order to make up for the lack of the script's lyrics and messy, missing, and too many mistakes, according to the recording version of Teresa Teng's Saigon performance on July 13, 1973, the record is as follows, in order to entertain Jun's fans and friends, and to do some good things for Teresa Teng's research:
Teresa Teng's opera "Tang Bohu Dian Qiu Xiang" complete lyrics Daobai recording compilation draft
Teresa Teng's "Tang Bohu Dian Qiu Xiang" sub-screen catalog
【Prologue】 I love Gangnam Domei
【Act 1】 Temple
【Act 2】 Near Washington
【Act 3】 Study
【Act 4】 The Inner House
【Act 5】 The Garden
【Act 6】 Light autumn incense
【Ending】A laughing soul drifting, laughing again, breaking the intestines, three laughing marriages are eternal
Teresa Teng's "Tang Bohu Dian Qiu Xiang" is divided into curtain confessions and lyrics
Tang Bohu sings: I love Jiangnan / Duomei Jiaoniang / Huafu Yahuan / Fangming Qiuxiang / That Tang Bohu / Wind and Flow / Fall in Love with Qiu Xiang / Sing Feng Qiu Qiu / Huang / Pretty Autumn Xiang Qiu Bo A Turn / Tang Bohu's Heart Fluttering / Moon Old Man Helps From It / Tang Bohu Huafu Chases Autumn Fragrance / A Laughing Soul Drifting / Laughing Broken Intestines Again / Three Laughing Marriages / Three Laughing Marriages Wangu Yang / Pretty Autumn Xiang Qiu Bo Bo / Tang Bohu's Heart Fluttering / Moon Old He Helps from Them / Tang Bohu Huafu Chasing Autumn Fragrances / A Laughing Soul Drifting / Laughing Broken Intestines Again / Three Laughing Marriages / Three Laughing Marriages Wangu Yang //
Act 1 Temple
Tang Bohu sang "Visiting the United States": Tang Bohu was bent on visiting beautiful women / Out of the study away from Suzhou away from Suzhou away from Suzhou / Visiting beautiful women I went to Jiangnan green mountains and green waters everywhere / In front of me is full of good scenery Tang Bohu was happy in his heart / Out of the city I worked hard to come to Zhenguo Temple / Zhenguo Temple is magnificent and majestic And there are other good scenery / Incense is full of tourists / Here to find beautiful ah beautiful women / Well but Tang Yin is willing.
Tang Bohubai:
I am not Teresa Teng for the time being, but The talented son of Suzhou Tang Bohu, this time with the family of Eight Beauty bet, all over Jiangnan, looking for jiujiaoniang, other I dare not boast, this hanging arm rope oil I am a specialty, so ah this bet ah... I'm winning!
This Zhenguo Temple is really magnificent and majestic, and you can see that the trendy monks on the other side also have long hair, and they don't ring the bell to play wooden fish, but talk about guitar over there.
Chun Xiang Bai: Dong Xiang. Xia Xiang'a Let's go to the apse and play.
Tang Bohubai: Hey! Someone came, and I'll avoid it for a moment.
Haruka Bai: Oops! No wonder Madame often comes here to burn incense, it turns out that the incense here is so good Wanga!
Xia Xiangbai: Yes! The old lady meditated in the side hall and told us to come to the apse to incense, hey! I even fell out with that dead ghost boyfriend, who is in the mood to worship the bodhisattva!
Haruka Bai: Hey! Don't talk nonsense! The bodhisattva will blame you, come and worship us.
Xia Xiangbai: Ah! You see.
Spring fragrance white: winter incense! Winter fragrance! Winter fragrance! What flower crumbs do you throw, throw hydrangeas? Bye bye!!
Dong Xiang Bai: Forget it! Come and go, you still have boyfriends to fall out with, I don't even have half a boyfriend.
Haruka Bai: Hey! Worship bodhisattvas, make wishes, don't necessarily find a boyfriend! Come on, please!
Xia Xiangbai: Yes! This is not a marriage agency, please.
Dong Xiang Bai: Sister Chun Xiang, what do you wish?
Chun Xiang Bai: I ask the bodhisattva to bless me with good health, singing someone shouting another one!
Dong XiangBai: Sister Xia Xiang, what about you?
Xia Xiangbai: I bless my fallen boyfriend who drank boiling water and died.
Dong Xiang Bai: What a cruel woman! Well, you've all made a wish, I may have a wish, I have four wishes. Ah, so much! Come, I'll jump just for you!
Winter Incense Sings:
If I want to talk about love / I have four hopes / When I find love / I have four hopes / The first tell me to love me for a long time / The second one sends me a rose fragrance / The third one accompanies me up the mountain to see the moon / The fourth one accompanies me to the beach hand in hand / If you are willing to listen to my hopes / I will always be obsessed with the true love of you / Always always by my side.
Xia Xiangbai: Hello! People tell you, who tells you to sing pop songs?
Dong Xiangbai: Say it, one wish for The Taishi Jue Lu Xian, the second wish to adjust the treatment to process the money, the third wish for the lady Fu Shou Mian, the fourth wish... Mrs. Four Wishes sleepless night and night.
Xia Xiangbai: What do you say? If the old lady hears it, she will punish you for kneeling!
Haruka White: Little Devil! Why do you want the old lady to have insomnia?
Dong XiangBai: As soon as the old lady has insomnia, she will find a mahjong partner to play mahjong, play mahjong we will have to wait for the card game, who wins will reward us, it is best to give the old lady Hu a big three yuan, the seabed fishing moon sweep through the village.
Chun Xiang Bai: You stupid head, you are naughty again, hey! What about Qiu Xiangmei?
Xia Xiangbai: Sister Qiu Xiang! The person is the red card in front of the old lady, meditating with the old lady! Temper like a big miss, but unfortunately it is the miss body ㄚ ring life.
Haruka Bai: Hey! The four of us, like sisters, are not allowed to be jealous.
Winter Fragrance White: Yes! Sister Qiu Xiang said good things for us in front of the old lady all day, and then said that Sister Qiu Xiang looked beautiful and her figure was standard enough, unlike you. People say, your figure, 28, 28, 28.
Xia Xiangbai: Dong Xiang, you nonsense, I hit you!
Chun Xiang Bai: Okay, you two don't have to make trouble again, it's really a little devil! Sister Qiu Xiang, Sister Qiu Xiang, come out and say goodbye! (Hey!) ,Here we go)
Qiu Xiangbai: (Why do you have to burn incense) The old lady meditated in the middle of the room, and listened to the spring incense shouting, gently moving the lotus step on the apse, and the sister called me which pile? My sister told me which one to do, which one to do?
Chun Xiang Bai: Qiu Xiang Sister looks really beautiful, gentle and kind, make a wish in front of the bodhisattva, to ensure that you find a Ruyi Lang Mandarin Duck to match the phoenix and phoenix.
Dong Xiang Bai: Sister Qiu Xiang, please!
Spring fragrance white: winter incense, winter fragrance! What do you do?
Dong Xiangbai: Sister, oh yo, so nervous, there is a jar of vitamin B there!
Chun Xiang Bai: You are talking nonsense again, Qiu Xiang is fast bye!
(The font size is no longer distinguished, and the abbreviation is used for personal names)
Act II Near Washington
Autumn: One wishes for qi an ankang in the mansion, and the other wishes for a long life for the wife.
Tang: The three wishes happen to meet the amorous species, and the cave flower candles have become doubles early.
Winter: Lang Jun look at me, dwarf oil! If you don't love me, I'm going to jump the Eight Lives Bridge.
Haru: Little devil, you have a neurosis again, Sister Qiu Xiang, let's go back!
Autumn: Okay!
Spring: Go back
Autumn: I~
Spring: Hello! Let's go!
Winter: Hey! Pretty boy, next time you want to find me, you can find me in the hotel room 007, where I am waiting for you Oh, don't forget!
Spring: Go a! You're mad at men!
Tang: Miao, that Qiu Xiang just now, this is the Nine Jiao Niang I want, look at my kung fu, chase!
Tang: Along the way, I took Yoneda's boat to chase the boat, and after chasing the boat, Qiu Xiang spilled a basin of face wash water on me and smiled at me, so beautiful! I've got to find a way to get close to her! Now that I've arrived in front of Washington, let me think of a way to blend in... Someone came out.
Old: Blessed people serve everyone, and unbless people serve people, we Hua Taishi are not satisfied with Mr. Dongfeng, who teaches, and asked me to find another clever and clever scribe to accompany the two stupid young masters to read, alas! Where do I go to find it? I think it is better to put a recruitment notice in the newspaper!
Old: Yeah? Why did this little brother sigh?
Tang: Hey, old man, you don't know, I came from Taiwan to Malaysia and Kuala Lumpur to look for relatives, I didn't expect that not only could I not find my relatives, but even the disk fee on my body was used up, and now I don't even have a place to eat and sleep.
Old: This is indeed pitiful, little brother, we are looking for a scribe in the government to accompany the two sons to study, are you willing to do it?
Tang: As long as I can get close to Qiu Xiang, I am willing to do anything.
Old: What do you say?
DON: Nothing!
Old: I'll change you a few clothes for a bookmaker, and I'll write a three-year deed of sale.
Tang: Three years of deed of sale? I'll leave it at that! Just ask the manager of our Lixing Group to write a letter of guarantee, no.
Old: Okay, but I'm going to take a 70% commission on your salary.
DON: What? Seventy percent! Fortunately, you don't smoke 90%, and you are really an old money fan!
Old: You're going to get two small photos, and I'm going to apply for a work permit for you.
Don: All right!
Old: Let me go.
Act III The Study
Text: Guan Guan Huan Dove, Brandy Wine, In the River Continent, White Rice Porridge, Lady Miao, Everyone Oh Oh, Gentleman Is Good, Gentleman Is Good, Good Basketball.
Wu: It's not basketball, it's volleyball.
Text: It's football.
Wu: It's table tennis.
Text: It's badminton.
Wu: Golf.
Text: It's you rolling the ball.
Wu: Boss, how do you curse people?
Text: I don't scold you, do I scold myself? Who am I endorsing to play with you?
Wu: Endorsement Where do you play basketball?
Text: I forgot for a moment, and you came to argue and made me forget even more. Dad said, I back the book, he wants to buy durian for me to eat, I have durian will not give you to eat!
Wu: If you don't give it, you won't give it, and if I have mangoes, I won't give it to you.
Text: Mango you often have, you eat it yourself, I tell you, I have lychees and do not give it to you.
Wu: You deceive people, how many months are there, where are the lychees?
Text: I have it myself, all year round.
Wu: Huh? Oh, I know what you said, I know what you said.
Text: Don't argue, you're dead, annoyed.
Wu: Boss, I'm going to go to court to sue my father.
Text: Why did you sue your father?
Wu: Accusing him of abusing us, he locked us up at home every day and didn't let us go out to play.
Text: Yes! Our dad was such an unfilial son.
Wu: Is Dad filial piety? What is filial piety?
Text: If a father does not filial piety to his son, he is not filial piety, and if a father is filial to his son, he is filial piety.
Wu: Yes, Dad is not filial piety.
Text: I was born in this family after the frieze, this family is not good, you should not reincarnate with me.
Wu: You mean to say it! You come first, you know it's not good, and you don't notify me.
Text: You can't wait for my notice yourself to drill out, write, write, you study ink.
Wu: You can't grind yourself?
Text: I am the boss, I told you to study ink you research, this was originally Qiu Xiang's work, Qiu Xiang is lazy, do not serve us.
Wu: Yuck!
Wu: Why are you so unhygienic, you go inside to get tap water, you are so smelly, oh, no wonder my article is not well written.
Text: My natural water is better than river water, well water, tap water, and rainwater. (Good, stinky dead or good) Mosquitoes fly over and are dead.
Wu: Wen: Guan Guan Huan Dove, brandy, in the river ~ in the river continent ~ continent, hey! Dad said write articles you write yours I write mine, can not peek.
Text: Less instigation! You can't write it either, what do I see?
Wu: I know you're going to peek, so I can't write it for you. alas! It's harder to write an article than a woman to have a baby, a woman has a doctor to help with a child, and we write an article and no one helps.
Text: So what to do? Boss, or we'll draw two turtles.
Wu: I want to spend you to paint, I don't paint. Anyway, I wrote it to my father, my father is also scolding, not writing is also scolding, it is better not to write! Take a nap and go to sleep!
Don: Two fools are sleeping, watching me wake them up. (Knock on the table with a ruler)
Text: What do you do?
Wu: What are you arguing about? Noisy, you want to scare people to death?
Wen: Is it you arguing with me or me arguing with you, you slept well and fell down at once, which scared me.
Wu: Oh, boss, you see, my ass is broken into two sides.
Text: Ah! So serious! The ass is originally two sides, if it is one side, it is not a monster!
Wu: Oh, it was born on both sides, and I was scared to forget.
Text: Don't argue, don't argue, sleep well (sleep again, Tang knocks again, Wu scared away. ﹞
Text: You're here again, why did you run?
Wu: Is it an earthquake? Did the roof collapse?
Text: Nonsense! Strange, oh! It turned out that there was one more guy on this side. (Is he the ghost?) You are so bold, how to wake up the young master to sleep? Who are you?
Tang: I was sent by your father to accompany you to study, and my name is Hua An.
Wu: He was called by his father to come, just to represent his father, as if he were our father? (Yes!) ）
Text: You're so stupid that you're going to die, and you're right about your size! Dad told him to come, we listen to him the most, can't we call him Daddy? He is not his mother's "chick" and he is not a "family guy".
DON: Yes! I'm not you guys~ what? Bullshit! Your dad told me to come and get the article, what about the article?.
Text: The article has not been written, a blank piece of paper, how to hand it in? You write for us, we'll give you the benefits, invite you to the nightclub, go to the massage parlor.
Don: Don't go! No interest. Well, I'll try your level first (with a topic for you).
Text: Don't try, we have a high level.
Wu: It was so high that several teachers in the past could not teach us.
Tang: I don't believe it, you listen, spring, summer, autumn and winter, go on.
Wu: Boss, he has finished talking all year round, tell us what to say?
Text: Spring, summer, autumn and winter are the four flowers in the mahjong card, I answer the other four flowers, you listen, Meilan Juzhu.
Tang: What mahjong is not mahjong, this is a poem, a word into five words, into a sentence.
Text: Spring, summer, autumn and winter, one word into one sentence. This one is not difficult! Chunka's mini skirt.
Wu: Xia Xiang's hot pants.
Text: Akika's swimsuit.
Wu: Dong Xiang's twisted ass.
Don: Chaos! What a fool, isn't it, listen! A word is made into five words and becomes a sentence. Spring is... Spring tour to Yerba Buena, you on summer.
Text: Xia... Hawaiian music.
Wu: Ah ~ boss you are so powerful!
Text: Right? (Wrong!) What about Xia? Five words, Hawaiian music is also good!
Don: That's not right! Listen! Xia is... Summer lotus pond. Autumn is... Autumn drinking Xiong Huangjiu, to your (referring to Wu) winter, are you on winter?
Wen: It's you, Winter!
Wu: Winter... Winter What winter?
Don: Winter of winter melons! Sending you a Pass, Winter's last word is poetry.
Text: It's easier for you! The first word is winter, the next word is poetry, you only need to be in the middle of the three words.
Wu: Winter... silk... With that, stir-fried shredded pork with shiitake mushrooms.
Text: Good dish! In autumn you say shiitake mushrooms stir-fried shredded meat?
Wu: My mother often cooks for us to eat.
DON: No, it's not! Winter is... Winter chanted white snow poems, you are really a pair of "plus", I went to pray to Master Hua. ay! Don't you want to cuddle and cuddle? (What do you boys shoot?) Men and women can't afford to kiss, oh no! Hugs and don't give you hugs, so ugly, (am I ugly?) I just don't wear makeup)
Text: Hua An, help, write an article for us.
Wu: Doron Doron, write it, hurry up.
DON: Can't write!
Wu: Can't write what books you teach?
Text: I can't write and teach people, but I also have to deceive people!
Don: It's okay to ask me to help, but I have one condition (do you want five cents?). You're going to introduce Qiu Xiang to me.
Text: Qiu Xiang is the person we like, how can we introduce it to you.
Wu: Others can be, there are spring incense, summer incense, winter incense.
Don: I don't want anything else, you won't, I'll go tell your father."
Text: Well, I introduced, I tricked her into going to the firewood room, you do your own work.
DON: Okay, but you can't go to trick-or-treating.
Text: No, then we want to learn and learn.
Don: You can't study!
Wu: Why did you promise to introduce Sister Qiu Xiang to him?
Wen: Otherwise how to get through this pass, you can rest assured, he is a book servant, people are not beautiful, Qiu Xiang will not like him, Qiu Xiang is mine.
Wu: No! It's mine. (The two repeat mine)
Text: Don't cry! I am most afraid of you crying, and if you cry, I will give you milk! In this way, the two companies, one three five mine, two four six yours, give him rest on Sunday. Good!
Act IV Inner House
Text: Ah Xiang...
Qiu: Big Young Master, what are you going to do?
Text: I'll come to see you, Qiu Xiang, I miss you so much, accompany me to play, let's go bowling, go swimming.
Autumn: No! I don't have time, you go out, turn around and tell Grandma to know that you will be scolded, and I will be scolded.
Text: No! She's not upset with her own stomach, and I'm going to find another one.
Qiu: This can't all be blamed on Grandma Da Shao, it may be that you are useless.
Text: Who said, I checked the doctor, said that I am all right, that is the grandmother's machine is broken, so I have to find a new and good machine to produce, you...
Autumn: Don't talk nonsense, get out!
Text: No! Accompany me to play, to talk, I want to...
Autumn: Well, wait for me at the Bagua Pavilion in the back garden at night, it's dark and quiet, it's more convenient, we clap our hands, now you go out.
Text: Good! At night, clap your hands, you must come! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Autumn: You... Do you also want me to hang out with you?
Wu: Huh? How do you know? Are you missing me too? Want me to accompany you to play? Come, I accompany you to the movies and listen to songs?
Autumn: Good! But not now, waiting for me at the Back Garden Gossip Pavilion at night, we clapped our hands and fulfilled the date.
Wu: Good, good! The night was quiet and miserable, no one saw it, no one knew, hee-hee, good chance.
Don: Xiangmei!
Qiu: You don't go with the young master to read, what are you doing here?
Don: Of course I came here to see you, you teased me, played me, abandoned me, ignored me, I still want to see you, I love you so much!
Qiu: Don't be numb, you are so pestering me like this, I am so annoyed!
Tang: Talking about the new will not bother, come, let's find a quiet place to talk.
Autumn: This... Meet in the back garden in the evening.
DON: Really? Don't trick me into the firewood room and shut me up like the day before yesterday.
Autumn: It's true this time, you waited for me next to the lotus pond, now you go.
DON: Good! One word is enough!
Fu: Akika!
Autumn: Hello, old lady!
F: Wow! You are really good craftsmanship, embroidered so beautifully.
Autumn: Old lady, you really passed the prize!
Fu: Oh! I heard that the new scholar Hua An was also clever and clever, and he understood everything in poetry and painting, so he was asked to paint a pair of Guanyin another day.
Autumn: Oh!
Husband: Qiu Xiang, accompany me to the garden for a walk, scatter my mind!
Autumn: ..., old lady, there is sun now, so stuffy! I'll accompany you in the evening, and by the way, there's still a baby to watch at night.
F: There is a treasure in the garden? What baby?
Qiu: When you look at it, you know that if you want to clap your hands, you will respond as soon as you clap your hands, and the closer you clap, the closer you will see.
F: Oh? Is there such a thing? Good! Go check it out, I didn't know we had a baby in the garden to watch, tonight you accompany me!
Act 5 The Garden
Autumn: Oops! The wind was strong and blew out the lights, old lady, and I went to light the lights.
F: Go and come! The old lady is so afraid of Yay, the old lady is afraid of the wolf, the old lady is a virgin... (When autumn came down, Wen Yi also clapped, the old lady also clapped when she listened, Wu also clapped, everyone groped forward, Wen and Wu hugged the old lady, mao's hands and feet, the old lady screamed.) ﹞
Husband: Come on people... (Wen and Wu were frightened, Qiu Xiang turned on the lamp, and Wen and Wu saw their mothers and knelt beside each other.) ﹞
F: It turned out to be you two little beasts! Reading without reading, three more in the middle of the night to the garden to touch, angry at me (beat them) the reader became so salty and wet, to the mother to move their hands and feet, touch three touch four, really humiliating, touch, touch again! (Wu: We touched it wrong, please ask my mother to stop her anger, next time don't dare.) ）
Text: Go! (Wu hurriedly walked, fell, Wen also ran, tripping over Wu, falling on him, Wu shouted, the two got up and ran away.) ﹞
Husband: I don't know what sins I have created, and I gave birth to this precious son (said to Qiu Xiang) You just asked me to come and see this treasure? hum! Get in!
Tang: Sister Qiu Xiang, you are indeed here.
Autumn: Alas... It was really hard to cope, going to one after another, walking one after another.
Don: Please don't treat me as a coping, perfunctory, I love you with all my heart, you are my soul, you are my life, you are my angel, you are my winter quilt, you are my summer air conditioner, you are my hunger when I am hungry, you are...
Qiu: Don't talk nonsense, if you do this again, I will go and tell the old lady that you are a sex wolf!
Don: I'm not a wolf, I'm a tiger! I am Suzhou talent Tang Bohu is also!
Qiu: Are you Tang Bohu?
DON: Nice!
AKI: What credentials do you have?
Tang: My sister is the second lady in your Washington, I still have poetry and painting, the three treasures of the golden seal as evidence, you can rest assured, you will not be deceived.
Qiu: (Moving heart) It turned out that he was Tang Bohu, tracked to Washington, Caizi did not do slavery, suffered for me, a piece of infatuation to show, it is really difficult to manipulate, inch of love to me, fang heart is difficult to be autonomous.
Don: Qiu Xiang! Don't hesitate, (love never stops) don't love others only love you, don't love others only love you, you ya you, you, I came here for you.
AKI: Do you really love me? Won't change your mind?
Don: Really, I won't change my mind, I can swear, if I change my heart, I lose my heart, crush the cotton to death, drink cold boiled water and choke to death, eat vitamins and die...
Qiu: Okay, okay, but I'm going to be generous and marry.
Don: It's all popular to be sneaky right now.
Autumn: I don't! What do you think I am?
DON: Good! Good! I have a good friend Zhu Zhishan, nicknamed Chi Lian Snake, this person is resourceful, he and their Hua Taishi are worldly friends, I ask him to do a favor, let me light autumn incense among the maids, this is ok! (Autumn: That's pretty much it)
Act 6: Dot autumn incense
Chun: Today is a good day for Brother Hua'an to choose a wife, and the old lady asked us to dress up to choose for him.
Xia: I think Hua Ange will definitely choose me.
Winter: He is too late to choose me, will he choose you?
Xia: Oh, when you say this, your face won't be red, will he take a fancy to you? Think about it slowly!
Winter: What about you? Flatter yourself!
Xia: You scold me, but what about you? What are you?
Winter: I am a thing, you are a commodity? What kind of goods are you? Don't face!
Xia: Where do you have a face? What is your face? Coffin faces, dead faces...
Chun: Don't argue, in fact, he will not choose you, he has long been interested in me, choose well, naturally choose me Luo!
Xia: Choose you?
Winter: I said! She spoke quite naturally, as if she really had this face.
Xia: We still have hope, Sister Chunxiang, you should still automatically quit, so as not to be embarrassed and embarrassed in public.
Spring: What? You demean me like this? I' ah, the height is enough, the figure is enough, the eyes are the eyes, the nose is the nose, the looks are aligned, the look is beautiful, he does not choose who I choose?
Winter: Don't be self-absorbed, don't stand there and dream.
Chun: Even if he doesn't choose me, if he chooses you, you should give it to me, I'm the eldest sister!
Xia: You can let anything, and boyfriend boyfriend can't let it! What a big sister is not a big sister.
Winter: Ahem! let? You're out of five thousand dollars, and I won't let you.
Chun: Alas, it seems that he is sure that he is your Luo?
Text: What are you arguing about?
Spring: Nothing!
Wu: Why are you here to supplement powder, comb your hair, and pretend?
Xia: Today is the day of Hua Ange's beauty pageant, and we are here to run.
Text: Oh! Mom and Dad love Hua An too much... Dong Xiang, you also want to run? You are so small, you have not yet developed, even if you choose, you can't cave, what is the use? Choosing you is like buying a pair of antiques, which can be tipped, not used.
Winter: Who said I was small? I'm seventeen years old, and the good guy is already a mother.
Wu: It seems like you can't wait to get married, really, good, ugly people do a lot of weird, don't rub powder, the more you rub, the more ugly!
Text: Ahem! What's so great about it?
Don: Flash away, flash away!
Spring, Summer, Winter: Brother Hua, good morning, look at me, how is it?
Tang: What about Qiu Xiang?
Text: What about Qiu Xiang?
Wu: What about Qiu Xiang? You ask me, who do I ask?
Autumn: As soon as the winter goes, there is that spring, and when the spring comes, there are hundreds of flowers, and the hand is twisted and cut out a double word, and the word is paired into a pair, and the pair is paired, and the pair is paired, and the word is paired into a pair.
Spring: Sister Qiu Xiang is coming, Brother Hua An, you sing!
[Tang] asked for fang's name and never forgot it. [Chun] My name is Chun Xiang, and I stand out from the crowd, how do you see it? [Tang] Sister is Chun Xiang, can be regarded as a beautiful lady, but unfortunately the height is a zhang, like the third lady. [Tang] asked for fang's name and never forgot it. [Xia] My name is Xia Xiang, lotus walk light dressing, how do you see? [Tang] Sister is Xia Xiang, really a beautiful red makeup, but unfortunately the back of the duck egg in front of the sale of ginger. [Tang] asked for fang's name and never forgot it. [Winter] My name is Dong Xiang, although I am young and waiting for the spring light, how do you see it? [Tang] Sister is Dong Xiang, really a beautiful woman, but it is a pity that the spit flower bee dances a little splash clothes. [Tang] Qiu Zhongguo Xiangzhong Wang [Qiu] did not like it, said cheerfully, and Did not make a gesture with a pretense, and said that he was female and yellow. [Tang] Sister is Qiu Xiang, really a beautiful woman, I and your three-laugh marriage today into a pair, I and your three-laugh marriage today into a pair.
Tang: I chose Qiu Xiang.
Spring, Summer, Winter: You... Sing [an inch of acacia and an inch of tears]
Text: Well, count, you sing people's hairs are erect, people spend six dollars, just listen to the sound of your ducks, tomorrow if there is no business, you are responsible...
Text: You order autumn incense, I object!
Wu: I protest!
Text: I don't approve.
Wu: I didn't pass!
Text: Hey! Don't irritate us like this in public! Cuddle and cuddle!
Don: That's it! It is useless for you to oppose the protest, she loves me and I love her, the overall situation has been decided, and it cannot be overturned!
Wu: Alas! Oh, boss, you see, Hua An and Qiu Xiang standing together are a good match, much better looking than standing with us.
wen! You really have the ambition of others to destroy your own prestige, what is it? Tell you tonight in the cave room, Qiu Xiang will regret it, she will go to court to accuse him of mental abuse!
Wu: Why? Because the doctor had examined Hua An, he had physiological problems, his structure was different from ours, there was one thing missing, and he could not pass on the generations in this life, unless he found someone to do it for him.
DON: Nonsense!
Wu: Boss, no matter what, today is a good day for Hua'an, and we should do him a favor.
Text: Of course, but I'm sorry.
Wu: Why?
Text: Hee-hee! Don't know Qiu Xiang Ken?
Wu: Why not? What do you say?
Text: Help him cave room.
Wu: What cave house, you want to cave house?
Text: I've been thinking about it for a long time.
Wu: I want to rot your lungs, I mean help him be the emcee.
Text: Oh! Yes, Hua An! Help people to the end, there is a way to send the Buddha to the western sky, ferry to the river, we help you to be the celebrant.
DON: Will you?
Text: It's easy, why not?
Wu: We graduated from The Emcee University.
DON: This last one, it's up to you.
Text: We can't close without it.
Wu: Boss! Let's go.
Text: Distinguished guests, today is a bad weather full of clouds, and our brothers and sons come to this pouring frieze of beauty with a sad mood.
Wu: They are really a pair of wolf jackals.
Wen: Wrong, Lang Cai female appearance.
Wu: It's really a pair of langcai women, they are like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai...
Text: Oops! You talk nonsense, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are short-lived ghosts, and he will be unhappy if you compare it like this! It is better to compare the two of them to Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian.
Tang: Yes, Ximen Qing and Pan... yes? It's a pair of jianfu yin women, how can you bring them to compare to us?
Text: Oh! Got it wrong! Sorry
Wu: They are a pair of dragons and phoenixes in the sky.
Text: The Turtle King on the ground is eight pairs.
Wu: Dragons and dragons, phoenixes, and rats will punch holes in the ground.
Text: Good match, ugly with ugly, broken dust with rotten sweep, I wish them the same bed and different dreams, each running for the future.
Wu: One sings not to go home today.
Text: A man who sings negative hearts.
Wu: A performance of kung fu.
Text: One went to find Bao Qingtian [playing music, the band played funeral music, Wen, Wu, and Sanxiang also cried]
Don: STOP! What do you do?
Text: As soon as I heard this music, I remembered that when our father came out of the funeral, the family was crying and crying, [What are you messing with?] Just kidding, people are happy to get married today, and they should play a wedding march.
【Curtain Song】
A laughing soul drifts and then laughs at the broken intestines Three laughs at the marriage of Wanguyang
I love Gangnam How beautiful
Huafu Yahuan fang name Qiu Xiang
That Tang Bohu was full of wind and boldness
Fall in love with Qiu Xiang Singing the Phoenix
Pretty autumn fragrance autumn wave turn
Tang Bohu's heart fluttered
The old man of the moon helped from it
Tang Bohu Chased Qiu Xiang in Huafu
A smile drifts
Laugh again and break your intestines
Three laughs at marriage
Three laughs are married to Wanguyang
