Laugh, ten years less

No wonder he hit you

　　Xiao Rong bought two pounds of tea leaves from the county seat, and his wife asked him: "How to eat this thing?" Xiao Rong said, "Just take the boiling water and rinse it." The next day, as soon as Xiao Rong came home, his wife said to him: "The grass you bought is not delicious, a strange smell." Xiao Rong looked at it, his wife had already boiled two pounds of tea into the pot, angry Xiao Rong slapped her, the wife ran to the mother-in-law to cry, the mother-in-law drank a sip of tea, blamed: "No wonder he beat you, why didn't you put salt?" ”

Or the pro-lycine thing cheap

　　Old Rong wants to go to Yuncheng, to the bus station to ask, the ticket is three yuan, Old Rong is not expensive to sit, carrying luggage towards Yuncheng. Walking for half a day, to Linyi, really tired, into the car to ask, the fare to Yuncheng is two yuan, he scolded the county bus station, are to Yuncheng, why do you want three yuan? Or the Linyi stuff cheap!

Loading in the dark

　　In order to meet the health inspection, the street let everyone clean, the sky was dark, Lao Wan and Lao Rong began to load garbage into the car, Lao Rong took advantage of the darkness, and half shoveled and half hammered on the side of the car. At dawn, the car was also full, And Lao Rong smiled and said: Old Wan, just now I can play you, this car of garbage is almost all you loaded, I only install a small half hammer at a time. Lao Wan smiled: In fact, I didn't put on a single hammer, just used a hammer to knock the car gang. ”