It is said that the following picture is defective
Dude, have you seen enough?
This wedding photo is also drunk, and the brain hole is open
What a sweet and kind little bunny
Hey, is this the rhythm of the marmot
Disobey to fight
I see
"Someone asked me what the SLR camera is for", I can't explain it.......
What kind of class do you belong to, lying down the classmate who was shot raised
【Hilarious Paragraph TOP10】
NO.1
The teacher went to the buffet and asked the waiter: How much is an adult? How much does a child cost [question]? The waiter said: Adults are fifty yuan a person, children under one meter and two meters are free [NO]. The teacher shouted [seduction] to the outside: Middle class, the children of the small class stand in a good row [turn back] [turn back] [turn back] Don't mess around! The teacher will take you to eat delicious food....!.. .. .. [Teeth] [Teeth] Haha To all the kind and lovely teachers in the world! Happy Teachers' Day!
NO.2
A: Alas, yesterday I was humiliated by my girlfriend, saying that I was like a leaflet, casually stuffing it and it was over, B: I was even more miserable, my girlfriend said that I was like a milk delivery, let it go at the door and leave. C: I was even more miserable, my girlfriend said I was like a firefighter, and I sprayed first before the door was opened. Ding: I was worse than all of you, my girlfriend said I was like a mouse, and she retracted when she heard the noise.
NO.3
On the border, soldiers of the two countries met across the river, and soldiers of country A greeted soldiers of country B: Hi! Then he pointed to the sky, then to the river, and finally to the top of his body and to the crotch! The soldiers of country B turned back and ran, went back to the old squad leader and said: The guy on the other side said that he was going to swim and burst my chrysanthemum when it was dark... The old squad leader slapped him on the face: You are an SB, and people ask you if you are an air force, a navy or an artilleryman...
NO.4
Old Wet: The last lesson told you the meaning of ~ a pun ~ , now please ask the students to illustrate, Xiaohong said first. Xiao Hong: Old wet, my own sister was beaten. At this time, Xiaoming smiled contemptuously and raised his hand. Old Wet: Xiaoming, what are you laughing at? Here you go. Xiaoming: Old wet, my dry sister was beaten, who do you say was beaten? Old Wet: You both get me out...
NO.5
They had a new girlfriend, and as a result, Tanabata was about to break up the next day after the date. Ask her girlfriend, and her girlfriend said, "You have to change your temper, you can't be too harsh on your girlfriend." "What? I've always had a good temper, huh? "Then why did she say your mouth was too hard?"
NO.6
Yesterday I took my beautiful daughter-in-law to eat hot pot. The people around me looked at me with envy. I think it must be that my daughter-in-law is too beautiful to make others envious. I took my daughter-in-law to the table and sat down. The waiter said to me: Big brother. Can you put away your sex doll? Burned us this can't afford to lose.
NO.7
When I went out in the morning, I found a small note written by my husband under the car keys, which read: "Wife! Come on! I burst into tears! The old husband and wife's la, but also so inspirational. I silently swore in my heart: Husband, I will definitely work harder After 15 minutes of driving, there is no gas... Oh mom, chinese characters are too broad and profound> @<
NO.8
I told my husband that I had never taken more than 200,000 cars with him, and these two goods took me to the construction site today and let me follow him in the cab of the excavator for a day, asking me, daughter-in-law, are you excited? This car is more than 1.4 million...
NO.9
In the morning, I bought soy milk and buns, ate while walking, and a wave of foreigners came across from me, wearing headsets. I looked at him and smiled, and he looked at me, and his mouth was singing: "Sala hey, soy milk sala hey!" "I was surprised, yo, this foreigner is quite talented, and he will change the word!" After a while, I found that the legs were a little hot, and then very hot! Looking down, the soy milk was sprinkled...
NO.10
Today Lao Wang went to the driving school for the first time, before practicing the car, the coach asked Lao Wang to see how much oil there was in the fuel tank, Lao Wang unscrewed the fuel tank cover, the light was too dark, and he did not see clearly for half a day. Lao Wang took out the lighter and approached the mouth of the fuel tank, and just when Lao Wang was about to press the lighter, the master kicked Lao Wang away, and Nyima's coach was too bad. Lao Wang Qiang endured not getting angry, when practicing, it was just downhill, a nervous slammed on the accelerator, the coach shouted: "Brake!" Use the foot brake! Lao Wang hurriedly opened the car door, put one foot on the ground, and the sole of the shoe rubbed the ground fiercely! After towing for more than 20 meters, the car finally stopped! The coach was scared silly, and took fifty yuan to let Lao Wang buy him a package of Chinese pressure! At that time, Lao Wang was very depressed, how could he still take toothpaste to suppress the shock! When Lao Wang handed him ten boxes of Chinese toothpaste, he silently refunded all of Lao Wang's tuition fees, saying: There is a driving school next door, Lao Wang said: I was introduced by the family next door!
【Word Adventure Game: Survival Adventure!】 (Daily update)】
Previous Answers:
Students who choose to use medicine powder to kill vampires:
You've been chased by vampires and roared goodbye!
Students who choose to let the boy run on his back:
You called Hao over, and Hao carried you down the tunnel.
The game continues:
It's dark in the tunnels, but with Hao, you don't seem to be afraid at all.
There is phosphorus fire in front, where phosphorus fire is most densely packed.
You find a bunch of dead people. It seems that the blood has dried up.
Hao didn't seem to be afraid, and stepped over the dead.
Striding forward. Your heart trembles.
There is liquid flowing on your head. You reach out and touch it. I was shocked, it was actually blood.
Not your blood. It's the dead on the top of your head who have been stabbed with arrows.
Bleeding. You were so frightened that you almost didn't faint.
Immediately, there was another fork in the road. The left side is very bright, but it seems to be impossible.
It was dark on the right and there were two doors on either side.
You select: Radio
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