I was the most useless demon in the whole mountain, penniless, so poor that I didn't even have a cotton coat for the winter

(i)

I was the most useless demon in the whole mountain, penniless, so poor that I didn't even have a cotton coat for the winter.

Brother Bear in the cave next door saw that I was pitiful, and lent me a torn sweater knitted with bear hair that fell last year, and I was very grateful, he said that he was not polite, and he had time to help him with his children.

Thinking about the three bear children who had once removed my antlers and stewed soup, I quickly tucked the sweater back into his hand, pushed him out of the door, waved and smiled, and said, "Fuck you." ”

Thanks to the understanding of Sister-in-law Xiong, after hearing about this, she criticized Brother Xiong bitterly, and sent me a quilt and some fruits, and introduced me to a part-time job.

Sister-in-law Xiong usually goes to do housekeeping for some rich demon families, two or two silver a day, sometimes meets the patron in a good mood, and can also get a little tip, reward three or two cows and sheep or something.

Sister-in-law Xiong said: "Recently, the demon king's family wants to hold a banquet, I heard that it is the princess who gives birth to a child, and even celebrates January, the demons with heads and faces in the whole area must go to congratulate, there must be a shortage of manpower at the banquet, do you want to see if you want to go?" The treatment is definitely good! I have a mature demon there and can introduce you. ”

I looked outside at the howling snow and wind, looked at my leaky cave, touched my grunting stomach, and asked, "Do you want to eat and live?" ”

In sister-in-law Xiong's affirmative eyes, I packed up my non-existent bags and set off immediately.

Sister-in-law Xiong looked at me inexplicably: "What do you do with an empty bag?" ”

I laughed at her for not knowing how to be flexible: "You can go empty-handed, but you must not come back empty-handed!" ”

A banquet like this is definitely extravagant and wasteful, and when the time comes, it will be time to secretly pack back those mountain treasures and seafood that cannot be eaten, and it will certainly not be a problem to spend a winter.

After the guarantee of Sister-in-law Xiong, I really went into the Demon King's Mansion to serve dishes.

It should be said that it is worthy of being the king of all demons, a large family, this mountain villa, I spent three days barely getting lost.

Fortunately, this part-time job is not tired, that is, serving dishes in the main hall, squatting in the kitchen to wash dishes, and occasionally secretly eating, and living a good life.

When I was thinking about whether to simply apply for a long-term job here, an accident happened.

On the tenth day of the banquet, a group of people suddenly broke in outside, all dressed in white, holding golden longswords, surrounded by white mist, looking fairy and fluttering.

It was a world away from the group of hairy monsters who drank and drank until they were exposed.

The gang broke in, and before they could say a few words, they heard the demon king smash the wine glass in anger, and the demons immediately shot up, showing their green fangs, and rushed up to wrestle with the gang.

Eat melon here, it is time to escape.

I quickly pulled out the empty bag, did not look at it, and stuffed a strand of delicious delicacies on each table into the bag, fortunately, the guys came in time, and the dishes on the table had not moved much.

I bought a station ticket and ran away overnight, carrying my daily salary and a bag full of rations.

Back in the cave house, I first picked a few fat chickens to send to Sister-in-law Xiong, and asked her to call me next time if she still encountered this kind of work.

Then I chiseled an ice cellar in the corner of Dongfu, and one by one I would steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, roasted duck, roast chicken, roast goose, brine pig, brine duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su pan, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight treasure pig, jiang rice stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, brine assort, brine goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, silver fish, steamed hash ant, braised duck shredded, braised duck loin, braised duck strips, mixed waist silk, yellow heart pipe, braised white eel, braised yellow eel, tempeh catfish, pot roasted carp, pot roasted carp, pot roasted salmon, Stewed turtles, fried carp, fried shrimp, soft fried tenderloin, soft fried chicken, assorted sausages, boiled duck, and butter rolls were put in one by one.

"Huh? What is this thing? ”

At the end of the dish, I pulled an egg out of my bag.

That's a big egg!

I put my hands together to barely pick it up, and after taking a closer look, I came to the conclusion that the egg could be eaten three times.

Just as I was about to put it in the ice cellar, I only heard a 'click' and the egg cracked open.

Good fellow, this frightened me, and immediately went to the next door to borrow a large cauldron ready to cook it.

Pounding for a while, the water in the pot grunted and bubbled, the eggs seemed to be tumbling with the grunting, and in a hot fog, I reached out my spoon to scoop it.

This scoop scoops out a small bird.

"Gan! Just know that this isn't an egg at all! ”

The little bird had two dark red wings, and the few feathers that had been wet with water had been soaked.

It flipped over in the bubbling boiling water, and the posture was as leisurely as soaking in a hot spring.

It stretched its wings in the water while staring intently at me.

I was a little weak-hearted, so I quickly hid the prepared knives and forks, and laughed and said, "Oh! Whose child is this? How do you fly into my pot? ”

(ii)

Ever since I got a bird, I feel like I've been working every day.

In the early morning, Xiaohong can always get out of the bed on time, and the twitter wakes me up, signaling that it is time for me to go out and find food for him.

Little Red is the name I gave it, because in the past few days, it has grown crimson soft feathers on its body, and it has suddenly sprung up from the size of the palm of the hand, and now it is as big as my head.

Neighbors all know that I have a bird, and when I meet on the road, they all praise Xiaohong's cuteness, and when they go far, they begin to chew on the root of their tongues: "You said that Deer Xiaohua is not sick?" Poor like that, even he can't feed himself, do you dare to keep pets? ”

Although Xiaohong is a bird, she does not like to eat insects, so I personally fed the bamboo that I had dug up into its mouth, and indignantly said, "Now do you know how much I have paid to raise you?" ”

As a demon, my biggest failure was that my heart was too soft.

Take the example of the bear brother next door, no matter whether it is a chicken or a bird that is scooped out of the pot that day, he can eat it alive without blinking his eyes, but I can't bear it, neither willing to eat it, nor willing to throw it out and freeze to death, and also divide the quilt in half, eat and sleep together every day, as good as my own son.

"Xiao Hong," I said in a serious tone, "you should grow up quickly and honor me in the future, you know?" ”

Without saying a word, Xiaohong raised her head gratefully and rolled her eyes at me.

When the middle of winter came, most of the youkai in the mountains had sealed the cave house and spent the winter at home, including me.

But this time, I had a companion.

When I am bored, I will let Xiaohong accompany me to rub a few circles of mahjong, who knows that it always can't rub me, so angry that I can use my paws to step on the mahjong;

Sometimes I play with it, covet its beautiful red feathers, and when it is asleep, it is full of pigtails, and when it wakes up, a scream almost did not shock my cave (please refer to screaming chicken).

Xiaohong grew quickly and always loved to lose hair, so I put away the feathers it fell off one by one and made a bird feather duster, so that it was more convenient to clean the cave house.

More often I was hibernating, in previous years the cave leaked wind, I always slept restlessly, I was often woken up in the middle of the night, now it is not, sometimes I wake up, I find myself rolled under the wings by the little red, pillowing its soft and warm feathers, as comfortable as lying on the clouds.

This year's winter passed quickly, and the snow outside the cave house melted into water, and it went all the way down the mountain stream, and the clanging sound awakened the spring of the whole mountain.

Xiaohong also grew up as fast as I expected, and now it stood up as tall as me, its body was red like fire, and with a flutter of its wings, it could to the toes.

Now that I take it out of the house, the neighbors have seen it, who doesn't boast a word?

"Good! Very good! ”

Keep birds for a thousand days, use birds for a while.

I took Xiaohong to the frozen lake and let it catch fish for me to eat, Xiaohong spread her wings several times, and in a short while the lake was full of live jumping fish;

I took Xiaohong to the edge of the cliff, and also wanted to experience the feeling of flying, it didn't say a word, picked me up and threw me on the back, jumped up and flew over several hills;

I also wanted to take Xiaohong to apply for a part-time job as a courier, but it was hindered by its sharp claws reaching out to me... Forget it, this money is not earned.

Soon, the neighbors began to ask me where I could buy this good bird, and whenever this happened, I would always shake my head mysteriously and say: The heavenly opportunity cannot be leaked.

It's not that I don't want to say it, it's that I really don't know.

Therefore, pulling Xiaohong to walk on the top of the mountain has become my happiest thing every day, although it always has a reluctant look, and it is very proud with its wings, but every time I am tired, it will still obediently bow its head and drive me home.

What a great deal of my son!

The days passed leisurely for a long time, until one day, a wind of gossip blew on the mountain.

The protagonist of this gossip is the Demon King couple who have not appeared for a long time.

It is said that on the day of the banquet, a group of immortals broke into the villa of the Demon King to fight, which I saw with my own eyes, but that was all, I don't know what happened later, plus the winter sealed the cave house, the news from the outside world could not come in.

Therefore, after a whole winter of silence, as long as there is a hint of gossip, the demons on the whole mountain will look extremely excited.

I grabbed a melon seed and squatted by the cave door to listen to the gossip.

A demon said, "I heard that the group fight at the Demon King's Mansion that night was dark!" Half of the villa was in ruins. ”

"And later? And later? ”

"After playing for three days and three nights, the two sides were stunned that they did not distinguish between the highs and the lows, and both sides were tired and panicked, so they simply sat down calmly and had a meeting."

"Meeting content?"

"I don't know, I only heard about the custody of children... oh! That's right! Speaking of children, you know what? The little prince who was just born to lord demon king was lost! ”

"What?! And this thing? ”

"Well, I heard that they fought for the little prince, and as a result, after the fight, they found that the little prince was gone, and the people on both sides were anxious enough to choke, and now that spring has begun, they are looking for it all over the world!"

"Is there a portrait?"

The demon took it out of his arms, "Now! Look like this! ”

I couldn't contain my curiosity and leaned over to look, "Wow! What a big egg! ”

Hey? How is this a bit familiar?

Just at this moment, Xiaohong flew from a distance with flapping her wings, holding a basket in her mouth, filled with fresh fish she had just caught from the lake—yes, it was all for me.

When I saw it, my brain 'buzzed', and suddenly I remembered something, and the melon seed in my hand fell to the ground.

(iii)

Xiao Hong is the little prince who was lost by the Demon King.

It took me a long time to believe this fact.

It turned out that it was not a chicken, nor a bird, but a rich second generation!

It was a rich second generation who was abducted by me and almost killed in the iron pot!

For several days in a row, I didn't think about tea and dinner, I was depressed, and I couldn't even sleep at night, Xiaohong found that I was wrong, and I was tired of being around every day, and I refused to leave half a step.

The weather was still a little cold, and at night, I was rolled under the soft wings by Xiaohong, touched its smooth red feathers, and said, "Xiaohong, will you miss your family?" ”

I asked myself, "Surely." ”

"Then do you want to go home?"

"I must have thought about it."

"My eldest son..."

Little red paws pasted my face.

In the end, I still decided to send Xiaohong home, after all, he was the son of the Demon King, and following me, a useless deer demon, could not be mixed up, and his family could not find him, presumably he was also anxious.

I can't be so selfish.

I lied about taking it to a bigger lake to catch fish, and Little Red drove me all day before I finally reached the foot of the Demon King's Villa.

I took out the bamboo solids covered with sweat medicine prepared in advance and fed it to eat, and after a while it fell to the ground.

I lit a fire and led the little demon to the door, and in the blazing flames, the scene gradually became chaotic, and I also saw the demon king and his wife, who were ecstatic and brought Xiaohong home.

I hid behind the forest for a long time and refused to leave, somewhere in my heart was as uncomfortable as being hollowed out, after that, I often stayed in the cave house and did not go out, like an empty nest old man, thinking that one day Xiaohong would fly back to see me.

But it never came back.

Perhaps it was annoying me to just abandon it casually; or perhaps it was living a happy and fairy-like life in the midst of the crowd, and had long since left me behind.

It's winter again.

Brother Bear helped me repair the roof, but before the snow closed the mountain, I still had to think of a way to eat for the winter.

I dug up a few snow lotuses and planned to go to the human world to exchange some money.

Before leaving, Sister-in-law Bear prepared dry food for me and told me that the human world was too dangerous for me to be exposed.

When I patted her on the shoulder and said 'rest assured', I never expected the punch in the face to come so quickly.

As soon as I descended the mountain, I experienced the dangers of society.

I was caught.

The man who caught me was an old human man, with a white beard and a white beard, always hunched over his back, with a greedy essence in his cloudy eyes.

I didn't look like a good guy, but I helped him when he fell.

He tied me back to a tattered Taoist temple, which was full of small demons he had captured, and there were piles of demon bones outside, and the stench was everywhere under the blue sky and the sun.

The Golden Silk Bird Demon, who was locked up with me, said that the man was an evil dao, and he used the demon alchemy in a vain attempt to prolong his life and live forever.

bah! No culture, it's terrible.

I struggled to escape, and the Golden Bird Demon smiled miserably, "It's useless, this is a rope." ”

I asked her, "How long have you been locked up here?" ”

"Three days," she said, "it's time to get out of the pot." ”

"Huh?"

"If you see my bones thrown out one day, you should get out of the pot."

I cried out spinelessly, and somehow I suddenly remembered Xiaohong.

I miss it so much, I haven't said sorry to it, I haven't waited for him to cultivate into human form, I haven't waited for him to marry his daughter-in-law, I haven't hugged his eldest grandson... Of course, this is not very urgent.

If I was destined to die here, I just wanted to see Xiaohong again.

In my delusions, the old man came in with a knife pushing the door.

The Golden Silk Bird Demon was trembling in the corner, my heart was crossed, and I struggled to knock the old man to the ground, although I couldn't make the demon law, but after eating so many years of food, this bit of strength was still there.

The old man rolled on the ground twice, and taking advantage of this gap, I and the Golden Silk Bird Demon rushed outside, but because the rope bound my hands and feet, I could only jump.

The old man quickly chased me out and kicked me down: "You little demon, since you want to die so much, then I will stew you first!" ”

Seeing that the tip of the knife was about to fall, I closed my eyes in despair...

"Peng!" There was a cry, and then the old man's wailing came from his ears.

When I opened my eyes, I saw Little Red.

Oh no, that's not Little Red.

He was just dressed in a red robe, falling from the sky, and his figure was floating in the dust, like a rumored god in the sky.

He turned his back on me, and with his bare hands raised, the old man crawled with a rolling belt and gently turned his fingertips, and the old man lay motionless on the ground without life.

The rope on my body broke at the sound of the sound, and I could finally move freely.

Only then did he turn around, and I could see him clearly.

It's so good-looking.

Like the first flower in the mountains after the snow melts in winter.

I hadn't touched my demon heart for more than nine hundred years, and I couldn't help but swallow my saliva.

"Thank you very much for coming to the rescue." The Golden Silk Bird Demon thanked him, hurriedly transformed into its original form and flew away with its wings flapping.

The two of us were left with big eyes and small eyes in the same place.

I tried to pretend to be familiar: "What is the name of the young hero?" ”

He ignored me.

"Has the young man eaten?"

Still ignore me.

"Where did the young man learn kung fu?"

He glanced at me obliquely and said coldly, "Can't you have a snack?" ”

I touched my hungry belly: "Snack? What dim sum? ”

“……”

So the young man carried me to a big meal.

(iv)

His name is Truth.

At this moment, I was sitting opposite The Young Man in a restaurant, surrounded by fireworks and traffic.

Three hundred years ago, I came to the human world once, when the human world was full of wars, hunger was everywhere, bones were everywhere, and the people even changed their children and ate, and even the demon world sighed to itself, frightening me that I had never been down the mountain since.

While breaking the chicken leg and humming, I looked at the streets and alleys with drums and music, and said, "The human world today is really very different from before!" ”

"Once upon a time?"

"Hmmm!" I broke another chicken leg: "Three hundred years ago these humans had a worse life than I did." ”

Zhen Ze snorted coldly: "Three hundred years have not grown at all, and it is only you." ”

Hey, hey! How do you talk? Although you have saved me, it does not mean that you can insult me casually!

I was furious, handed the chicken leg to him, and smiled very flatteringly: "Young man, you also eat something?" ”

What can be done? After a while, he will have to pay for the meal.

He didn't answer it, but said lightly, "I can't finish eating and packing." ”

Yes, still an environmentalist.

"My name is Lu Xiaohua, and I am a thousand-year-old deer demon on Mount Zhanghe..." I quietly asked him, "I don't know who the young man is... Oh no, where is it sacred? ”

His phoenix eyes were slightly closed, he looked like he did not eat human fireworks, his thin lips were lightly opened, and he said very politely: "Do you want to take care of it?" ”

Well, I just didn't hear it and continued to bow my head and cook.

After eating and drinking, I was touching my round belly and waiting for The Truth to pay, who knew that he pointed at me with his slender fingers and said to the shopkeeper: "She gives." ”

I was stunned: "Didn't you invite me to eat?" ”

He smiled warmly: "You flip up, when did I say this?" ”

I swallowed, "Do you want a lot of heroes to pay for me first?" ”

"I haven't eaten a bite, so why do you want me to pay in advance?"

In the eyes of the shopkeeper's second expectation, I reached out and touched my waist, and the few snow lotus plants I had dug up earlier had long been snatched away by the evil way, and now this pocket was cleaner than my face.

I smiled and said to the shopkeeper, "Do you have a shortage of dishwashing workers here?" There was a pause: "Miscellaneous can also do it!" ”

Shopkeeper smiled, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted toward the door: "Come!" Here's another Overlord Eater! ”

When I finished, I saw two burly thugs walking toward me with their fists clenched.

I was so frightened that I grabbed the sleeve of zhen ze and begged, "I don't want to be sobbed and whimpered, if the young man saves me!" I will definitely make you a cow and a horse! ”

"When a cow makes a horse?"

"Mm-hmm!"

Listening to this, Zhen Ze waved a big hand, threw the silver ingot to the shop xiao er, and finally drew a piece of paper from the sleeve, and casually conjured up pen and ink, a set of actions flowing through the clouds.

"Then sign this one."

"What is this?"

"Deed of sale."

Look at the face of this capitalist.

I picked up the deed of sale and carefully examined it.

For a moment, a cold voice sounded: "You took it backwards." ”

"..."Exposed.

I said, "Young man, just a few pieces of silver, won't you sell yourself?" ”

He said, "I lack a beard, but if you sign it, you will have one hundred taels of silver a month, and you will eat and live." ”

That's it?

What did you do to me?

I laughed disdainfully, "Words count!" Whoever cheats is the dog! ”

I couldn't wait to pick up the pen, but my hand was in mid-air.

Zhen Zejun frowned, "What's wrong?" ”

"I can't read."

"So?"

"I... I don't write my own name. ”

He was very calm, and then he casually conjured up a seal clay: "Painting is also OK." ”

In this way, I became the cow and horse of the truth... Oh no, it's a squirrel!

Before he left, I sent a letter to my sister-in-law Xiong, who was far away from home, saying that I had found a good job outside and would not go back for a short time, so that she did not have to worry.

He led me around the world, although most of the time he was silent with a cold face, but this did not affect my cooking, one night, I was quietly eating a supper, calling the flower chicken really fragrant! What a fragrance!!

He pushed the door in, his face grim, "Are you a pig?" ”

I looked up blankly, not sure why he asked, "No, I'm a deer." ”

"..."His face instantly turned a little greener, and he said, "Come home with me tomorrow." ”

"Good, good, good!" He shot such a generous hand, presumably the family is a big business, but there is a little bit of reassurance: "One hundred and two a month, is the salary paid?" ”

He frowned: "Don't you just have to worry about money in your heart?" ”

I shook my head, "No. ”

I don't know if it was my delusion, but at that moment a wave of hope rose in his eyes: "What else?" ”

I nibbled at the flower chicken in my hand: "There is also food." ”

"..."The truth went away with a green face.

(5)

Soon, I was once again blown away.

I looked at the majestic palace in front of me, which was covered with mist and golden light, and tears of happiness flowed from the corners of my mouth.

"You live in heaven!" I tugged at his sleeve tightly, afraid that I would accidentally fall off the clouds and shatter my body to pieces.

He snorted coldly, as if laughing at the fact that I had never seen the world.

Ignoring his dissatisfaction, I wiped the saliva from the corners of my mouth: "Then aren't you a god?" ”

He turned to look at me, "What's your look?" ”

I wondered, "What look?" ”

He said, "You just looked at me, just like you did yesterday when you saw a flower chicken, and your eyes lit up." ”

I was a little shy, and I said with disgust, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" ”

If I said it earlier, I would like to raise my salary! I heard that the gods and immortals in the heavens are rich!

The corner of his lips tickled, and he smiled very dangerously: "Brain melon seeds think less about some of them." ”

After being seen through by him, I am not annoyed, after all, I have lived for nearly a thousand years, this is still the first time to go to heaven, the mortal demons always want to cultivate into immortals, but most of them can't withstand that thunder robbery, I don't have any pursuit, I can leave a small life in it, thank God, not to mention the incarnation of immortals.

Now that I have dipped in the light of the truth, it is also good to come to the Celestial Realm to be a civil servant, and to be addicted

What surprised me even more was that Zhen Ze's status in the Celestial Realm did not seem to be low, and when those little immortals saw him, they all had to obediently bow their heads and shout "Junshang".

Wouldn't that be convenient for me to 'fox fake tiger power'!

I asked, "So what am I going to call you from now on?" Truth? Junshang? boss? ”

He glanced at me obliquely and did not answer.

I thought to myself: Although the two of us are in an employment relationship, it is true that calling the boss is a bit out of sight, I am not a person from the Celestial Realm, and it seems inappropriate to follow the name junshang, then it is still a name.

The Truth took me back to his residence, the Hall of Infinity.

His residence was as cold as his own, and there was only one little fairy in charge of sweeping and sprinkling, called Jiuyue.

Since returning to the Celestial Realm, He seems to have become very busy, sometimes not seeing each other all day, but occasionally he will suddenly appear while I am cooking, staring deeply at me and then disappearing.

I always felt like I was engaged in eating and broadcasting.

Listening to the wine, the whole celestial realm was inquiring about my origins.

On this day, she quietly shoved a questionnaire into my hand and said, "This is the Celestial Question Book I have compiled, which is all about you and Junshang." ”

I was righteous and shameless about her behavior: "The more the wine! It is very impolite to inquire about other people's privacy! ”

Sasuke smiled, patted the money bag with the bulging bag around his waist, and said, "Rest assured, there is a consultation fee." ”

I patted my thigh: "Come! I answer you to write! ”

Sasuke smiled brightly and asked, "Name?" ”

"Deer flower."

"Age?"

"Nine hundred and eight."

"Gender?"

Me: "??? ”

The more embarrassed the wine became: "Well, this question doesn't count!" ”

"How did you meet Junshang?"

"I was caught, and then he saved me."

Saekoshi 'Oh~' sounded, and wrote with a pen: [Heaven has fallen into trouble, and the hero saves the United States!] ]

"And then what?"

"Then because of a meal, he blackmailed me into signing a deed of sale."

The wine nodded and wrote: [Feelings heat up, mutual determination for life!] ]

"I can take a hundred taels a month, and I can also eat and wrap up."

Sasuke wrote: [Shocked!] Junshang voluntarily paid his salary after marriage! ]

I frowned, "That's how you celestial realms all talk?" ”

Sasuke smiled, "It doesn't matter, although the way is different, everyone understands it." ”

"Why don't I believe it?"

During the day I was responsible for watering the plane tree in the yard, and when I was idle, I would chat with the little fairies about gossip, play mahjong, drink some wine at night, and plan to return to Zhanghe Mountain in the future, whether to build a small garden outside my cave house.

After all, I'm rich now.

Hahaha.

But if you build a garden, what do you want to plant?

Just plant bamboo, you can not only see, but also eat.

Xiaohong loves to eat it the most.

I was somewhat drunk and lay drowsy on the branches of the plane tree.

In a trance, I seemed to see Little Red flying towards me from the sky.

Dazed, I rubbed my eyes, trying to stand up and see it clearly, but the palm of my hand pressed empty, and my body instantly lost weight and fell straight down from the plane tree.

But he was intercepted by a warm embrace in mid-air.

The familiar breath enveloped me in an instant, the tip of my nose sour, and I wrapped myself around him like an octopus.

"Xiao Hong, I haven't seen you for a long time, have you grown so big?"

The eyes were blurred, the tears were like a flood that had opened the floodgates, and the big ones fell down, and they couldn't stop it.

"XiaoHong, why don't you come back to see me?"

I rubbed my snot and tears against his chest, and he wrapped his arms around me tighter.

"Little Red... I miss you so much. ”

I looked up to see what the little red in human form would look like, it used to look so good when it was a bird, and now it must look better.

I tried to lift and lift and lift, and finally my eyes went black and I was completely unconscious.

(6)

When I woke up, Heze was sleeping next to me.

His clothes were disheveled, and the hem was half open, revealing the tight and powerful chest muscles inside.

I looked at his beautiful sleeping face and drooled for a while, and my heart was not good.

Sure enough, as soon as he opened his eyes, he tugged at my sleeve and made me responsible for him.

I was terrified, thinking that I must have drunk last night, and when I was drunk, I mistook him for Xiaohong and died.

I tried to reassure him, in a tone like a scumbag: "You see, there was no real incident between us, but we slept together in clothes, and no one else saw it, or ..."

Before the words were finished, the door 'squeaked' open, and the wine rushed to the ground while shouting: "Little flower, come and play mahjong..." Then there was a 'click', the door closed, and the sound of the wine trembling came from outside: "I didn't see anything, you continue!" ”

Me: "..."

He held his head and lay on his side in front of me, smiling very sullenly: "Now someone has seen it." ”

Oops, according to the big mouth of the wine, I am afraid that before I get up, this matter will spread throughout the heavens.

I wanted to hurry up and stop her to explain, but as soon as I moved, I reached out and fished me back onto the bed, turning over and pressing it.

His voice was somewhat muffled: "Where to go?" ”

My little face was red, red to the base of my neck: "I... I... I have to stop her!" ”

He stared at me, "Stop her from doing anything?" ”

"Explain!"

"Explain what?"

"Uh..."

He pulled his already messy clothes lower, revealing the mottled red marks and tooth marks on his chest: "Explain that you didn't lighten me?" ”

I was dumbfounded: "What is this?! ”

He sighed and said in a hoarse voice, "You nibble." ”

“！！！！！！”

Did I dream last night and nibble on him like a chicken leg?!

O iniquity! do evil!

Deer flower! See what you've done?!

Now that the evidence is overwhelming, I can't get rid of it no matter what, and as a responsible demon, I began to seriously consider whether to be responsible for him.

If you are responsible, you have to become a parent to end it, right? However, the two of us have only known each other for a short time, although he looks like one of the best, which is very suitable for my appetite, but there is no emotional basis, what if there is discord after marriage?

I don't want to get married for the second time.

Just as I was thinking, I raised my hand and tapped my forehead and asked, "What are you thinking?" ”

I said seriously, "I'm thinking about whether I'm responsible for you." ”

He laughed: "My name was destroyed in your hands, but you said to consider it?" ”

I retorted, "I was drunk last night, but you didn't push me away, and you have a problem with yourself!" ”

"Really?" He raised an eyebrow and pressed me tightly: "But there is a lot of buzz outside, saying that I am a hero to save the United States, saying that we have set a lifelong agreement with each other, and that I voluntarily pay my salary after marriage?" ”

I boarded a head two big: "That's the more the wine is scribbled, it's none of my business!" ”

"Okay." He moved, and a piece of paper instantly appeared in his hand: "Then this is always related to you, right?" ”

I looked at the familiar fingerprints on the paper and said, "Isn't this my deed of sale?" ”

"Lu Xiaohua..." He called out my name in a calm voice: "You can't read, can't you still count?" ”

Oh, yes! 'Deed of sale' is three words, but why are there only two words on it?

I stared at him questioningly, "So what is this?" ”

He looked at me for a long time, and there seemed to be a smile in his eyes, "Marriage book." ”

Damn it! Damn it! Actually deceived!

I said angrily, "You mean it? ”

He was calm: "Hmm. ”

"Why?" I paused, suddenly thought of something, and tentatively asked, "Do you know me?" ”

After all, I have a great reputation for the flowers of the Mountain, and there were many monsters who had a crush on me in the past.

"Deer! small! flower! He seemed a little annoyed: "Why are you so stupid?" ”

"Eh!" I stopped him: "Chat just chat, why personal attacks?" ”

Zhen Ze obediently nodded, "Then have you considered it?" ”

I consulted with him: "Give me some time to think about whether it will be possible?" ”

He said, "Okay, give you three seconds." ”

Without waiting for my reaction, I heard him start counting down: "Three, two..."

What a pervert, what a pervert!

I was anxious and hurriedly said, "Okay, I can be responsible for you, but the premise is that you don't mind that I have children!" ”

He was stunned for three seconds, and his eyes became very dangerous: "Child? ”

I was right: "Yeah! I've had a child before, and although it wasn't my own, it always had a place in my heart, don't you mind? ”

If you mind, hurry up and retreat!

Zhen Ze suddenly smiled, "I'm very happy, how can I mind?" ”

I was shocked, I didn't expect that Zhen Ze's heart was so broad- and he was in a hurry to be this cheap father.

Stunned, The Truth suddenly planted a kiss on my forehead, as light as a feather.

He said, "The wedding will be held in a month." ”

"So fast?!"

He let go of me, stood up and straightened his shirt, and said, "Otherwise, what do you think I've been busy with lately?" ”

It turned out to be premeditated.

I looked him up and down in confusion for a long time, and then asked the question again: "Did you know me before?" ”

He turned his head to look at me, his eyes were dark and unclear, and he said slowly: "Lu Xiaohua, you think for yourself." ”

(Busy with the start of Hogwarts today, more less, this article does not want to write too much, so it should be almost over, do not talk, I have to learn magic to go, bye bye ~)

(vii)

For the next few days, he would always come to dinner with me on time and sleep with me.

He wrapped me in his arms night and night, like a leper dog, he couldn't shake me off, I struggled, he killed me, dead or alive and wouldn't let me move.

I said, "Isn't that okay?" After all, they have not yet officially married. ”

He thought hard for a moment and replied, "Indeed, I can't stand it too much, or should I bring the wedding date forward?" ”

I was speechless: "Well, when I didn't say it. ”

Every day, Jiuyue took the wedding dress for me to try on, and someone from the Old Moon Temple came to hang the Wuji Hall with red ropes.

I asked Sasuke, "Is the face of the Truth so big?" ”

Sagoshi nodded, "That's nature, Junshang is the Prince of the Heavenly Clan, the future Lord of the Celestial Realm." ”

"Wow!" My eyes lit up: "Then after I married him, it was the crown princess?" ”

The more the wine nodded.

"Wouldn't that have a lot of money?"

The more the wine frowned, the softer he reminded: "Little flower, we are immortals, we can't be so tacky!" ”

I pouted, "I'm a demon, even if I become a relative, I'm a demon." ”

Yes, I have lived on Mount Zhanghe since I was born, and except for having been to the human world twice, I really can't think of where I can meet the truth.

But if he hadn't known me before, he wouldn't have had a reason to treat me like this.

Hey hey, was he in love with me at first sight.

I remembered the day I was arrested, he fell from the sky in a red robe, saving me from water and fire, and in my memory, the red figure became more and more familiar, gradually overlapping with another.

Little Red...

I slapped my head hard and laughed at myself for being whimsical.

How can it be Xiaohong!

XiaoHong, like me, is a demon, but she is not a Heavenly Prince.

Chatting happily with Sasuke, a sudden strong wind blew outside, blowing off a large sycamore leaf, and after the wind stopped, a woman appeared outside the temple.

She came menacingly, shouting that she was going to find the woman that her brother had brought back.

That is, me.

I was about to go out to see, when the wine grabbed my hand in fear and whispered, "She is Mu He ShangXian, who just returned from the mortal world yesterday." The wine paused and continued, "She likes us Junshang, and it's the kind of thing... Crazy loved it! ”

Have you ever heard of a bastard meal? That's pretty much it.

"Got it." I was a little provocative: "Then she won't hit me, right?" ”

In the more uncertain eyes of the wine, Mu He entered the door with a long whip and broke several pieces of precious porcelain by the way.

Good flesh hurts.

"You are the little demon that Brother Zhenze brought back?" She stared at me with a fierce look.

I straightened my waist and said in a deep voice, "The girl is calm, there is something to say, everything is negotiable!" ”

She sneered, "Even you lowly demon deserves to be in the eyes of my brother?" ”

"Eh! Don't be so ugly when you speak! ”

Mu He took the long whip and played with it in his hand, "Say, what means did you use?" Or is it true that brother has a handle in your hands? ”

I shook my head, "No, no, no, I have the handle in his hand." ”

"Ahem!" She waved a long whip and sneered, "When you die, there is no more." ”

I thought I had heard it wrong, so I asked Sasuke, "What does she mean?" ”

The more the wine almost cried, she said, "Little Flower, hurry up and run." ”

Me: "Okay! ”

But Mu He didn't give me this chance, her whip blocked my way, and I wandered around the house like a headless fly, and I had to guard against the fatal blow she swung at any time.

Fortunately, I was able to escape for my life, and death could not catch up with me.

Mu He was furious, turned his head and waved the whip like a wine yue, using all his strength.

I didn't have time to think about it too much, I just knew that I couldn't let the wine bear this senseless disaster for me, so I rushed over and blocked the wine in front of me.

Just listen to "Peng! With a cry of pain, accompanied by a cry of more pain from the wine, I vomited a mouthful of old blood.

Unexpectedly, the whip did not kill me.

"Protective Heart Ling?" Mu He's voice couldn't hide his shock: "He actually gave you the Protective Heart Plume?" ”

I don't know what she said about the Protective Heart Plume, but last night She did put something into my body while I was asleep, presumably this one.

In other words, the protective heart plume in her mouth saved my life.

This fact infuriated Mu He even more, and she yelled at me, "I want to see if you can take me a few lashes!" ”

With a wave of her hand, she waved me out of the temple and slammed me heavily on the stone steps.

It hurt so much that all the bones in my body were shattered, and I couldn't exert myself.

Mu He did not stop for a second, and continued to roll me up with a whip and throw me into the sky like a hydrangea ball.

The feeling of weightlessness came again, and I fell rapidly, like a falling leaf.

This time, I am afraid that I am really going to crush my bones.

For some reason, it seems that people will look back on their lives before they die.

I am an abandoned demon, bullied since childhood, always lonely, fortunately, a little lucky, the monster neighbors on Zhanghe Mountain treat me well.

Later, Yin and Yang mistakenly adopted Xiaohong, which was the happiest day in my demon life, just like there was a sudden expectation in the so-called life, it accompanied me, although it was not long, it could still fill my nearly a thousand years of loneliness.

It's just a pity that Xiaohong is different from me, it has not been abandoned, it is the happiness I stole.

After Xiaohong left, I passed a long time in a daze, and that warm time was just a glowing dream I had in the long dark night.

There seems to be nothing that can't be put down.

It was just a sudden reminder of the truth.

I was about to marry him, and I didn't know if he would be sad if I died.

I think he will, because he likes me, but I never really think about whether I like him or not.

From the first moment I saw him, I felt very familiar and warm, although he always smelled a face, but it did not affect my dependence on him, and I would feel very at ease around him.

I think I probably liked the truth too, because I didn't want to upset him.

I smiled and thought about where I would go when I died.

Suddenly, there was a cry from the sky, and a fiery red akabane bird flew from the morning glow.

It's little red.

I wasn't drunk this time, so I can't read that wrong.

It's good to see it again, and it's worth dying.

It flew towards me with all its might, and in the near distance it transformed into a human form, the form of the Truth.

A second before I landed, he picked me up steadily.

There was a great silence all around, and I greedily looked at his face, my heart empty for a few seconds, and then it was as if a switch had been turned on somewhere, and an unprecedented shock and ecstasy erupted in my chest.

Obviously happy to die, but the tears flowed out at once, and I couldn't stop it.

Zhen Ze gently hugged me, and his tone was even a little childish, and he was still a little aggrieved: "Lu Xiaohua, you abandoned me, what do you have to cry?" ”

"No, it's not!" I strenuously denied, "I'm in pain." ”

He frowned, his eyes hard to hide his pain, kissed my eyebrows, and said softly, "It's all right, I'm here." ”

Then, he cast a Spell, and suddenly a beam of golden light surrounded me, and the pain in my body was slowly decreasing.

The more drunken he ran over, Mu He saw Zhen Ze and stood in the same place trembling.

(viii)

Because of my injury, the wedding date was postponed by a month.

Since then, I have not seen Mu He, only heard that she has gone to the mortal world again, but this time it should be difficult to come back.

He is indeed Xiaohong, but he is not a red feather bird, but a phoenix.

He said that his mother was originally a princess of the Celestial Clan and fell in love with a demon, but at that time, there was constant war between the Celestial Realm and the Demon Realm, and this relationship was naturally not tolerated by everyone, so his mother enfeoffed herself as Xiangen and faked her death to elope with the demon.

Later, the Celestial Realm and the Demon Realm negotiated peace, abandoning their previous suspicions, and the demon, that is, the father of The Truth, became the Demon King after thousands of dangers.

Later, the truth was born, there was a vision in the heavens, and the people of the celestial realm reacted that the princess was not dead, and there was an heir, which led to the robbery war at the beginning of the demon king's mansion, and there was also the fact that I took XiaoHong away in the melee... Oh no, it's the plot of the truth.

Late at night, I curled up in the arms of Theravada and listened to him finish the story.

I asked, "So you're now the Prince of the Celestial Clan?" ”

He held my hand and clasped his fingers, "Well, no way, the Celestial Realm needs me." ”

"What about the demon world?"

He said, "Let them have a second child." ”

I asked again, "What is that Guardian Heart Plume?" ”

He said, "It is the hardest feather in the heart of the phoenix." ”

Therefore, he put the Protective Heart Plume on me, so that I could hold on to Mu He's whips.

I was fully touched for a little while, I remembered something, and then I "hummed" and said dissatisfactorily: "Is it busy being a prince?" You didn't even come back to see me!" ”

Zhen Ze smiled: "Lu Xiaohua, you have no conscience." ”

"You have no conscience!" I puffed up and said, "After all, I raised you since I was a child, right?" I just selflessly sent you back to your parents, how can I call for abandoning you? ”

"Okay." He pinched my face and said, "I was wrong. ”

I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, flipped out of his arms, and held my hand to say that he pushed away some.

He asked worriedly, "What's wrong?" What's uncomfortable? ”

I coughed softly to hide my embarrassment and said, "I think it's weird." ”

He raised an eyebrow: "What's the blame?" ”

I scratched my head: "I... I used to treat you like... When..."

When I 'dang' didn't come out, the truth took my words: "When the son is raised? ”

I was silent, afraid to look him in the eye.

Zhen Ze stared at me, his eyes very dangerous: "Lu Xiaohua, I am curious about what is in your head." ”

I said, "Wisdom! ”

He chuckled softly, reached around my waist, and took me into his arms again: "I have a way to stop you from thinking wildly." ”

"What a way."

He reached out and untied my clothes, "Do something else, you won't have the heart to think about it." ”

He paused, leaned over to my ear, his voice suppressed, and said, "I can't help it." ”

My heart was pounding, and I was already naked.

He kissed my eyebrows, my eyes, the tip of my nose, and finally landed on my lips, tossing and turning.

He grabbed my hand and moved gently and firmly.

I was so full of him that I really didn't have time to think about anything else.

It was like a hungry beast, and it didn't let me go until the first rays of the sky rose.

I was so tired that I couldn't lift my arms, but he was refreshed, hugged me and kissed me, and finally whispered in my ear: "Don't leave me again, okay?" ”

I was drowsy, but I still held on to the last bit of consciousness after hearing these words, and answered him:

"Okay."

(End of sprinkling flowers hahaha ~)

[Extra 1]

I've been having a big appetite lately, starting with two bowls of rice every meal.

I thought it was because I vomited blood that day, so I had to quickly make up for it, but I didn't control it at once, and I was so fat that I couldn't even squeeze in the newly made wedding dress.

Jiuyue supervised me to lose weight, and every day he gave me some pickles and white porridge, which was even more chilling than when I was in Zhanghe Mountain.

On this day, I was so hungry that I sneaked into the kitchen with more than one drink, and found half a huge roast chicken.

Hey! But it's a bad thing to give me!

I squatted under the plane tree with the roast chicken and nibbled happily, accidentally choked, pounded my chest and feet, and someone handed me a glass of water.

I breathed a sigh of relief, turned my head to thank the man, and crashed into a pair of inquiring eyes.

She was dressed in a fairy dress, very good-looking, but she was very fresh-faced, slightly older, and there was a faint hint of kindness between her eyebrows.

She looked at me, then at the roast chicken in my hand, and at me again.

I hesitated for a moment, then broke down the chicken leg that was not willing to move and handed it to her: "Do you want to eat?" ”

I heard that the fairies in the sky only drink dew on weekdays, which is very pitiful.

She was also not polite, took the chicken leg and squatted down next to me to nibble it together.

I commented, "This roast chicken tastes good, it would be better if the fire was three points stronger." ”

She opened her mouth, and her voice was not hurried: "Where did this chicken come from?" ”

I quickly 'hissed' at her and whispered, "The Truth secretly built me a small kitchen in the Wuji Hall, don't tell other immortals!" At the end, he added: "Otherwise I won't invite you to eat next time!" ”

She smiled and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay. ”

I asked her, "Do you really only drink dew when you are fairies?" ”

She thought for a moment, "Sometimes I don't even drink the dew!" ”

I shook my head and said, "It's also miserable..."

If so, what fun is there to be a god?

She seemed to see my thoughts and whispered, "It's okay, I've resigned from the Celestial Realm." ”

I gave her a thumbs up: "Wise! Then he gave her the rest of the roast chicken: "Then you eat more, and you won't be able to eat it later." ”

"You can eat it." She laughed lowly, and without waiting for me to react, she asked, "You gave it to me, so what do you eat?" ”

#Novel##Tweet##Story##古言 #

I still have some self-consciousness: "I can't eat anymore, otherwise I really can't wear the wedding dress." ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a call from outside like a drunken urge: "Little flower! Little Flowers!! Are you hiding somewhere to steal food? If you eat it again, you have to make the wedding dress again! ”

I quickly wiped the oil stains on my hands and ran out, "I don't have me, I don't!" It's some other fairy eating, I just look at it, smell it! ”

Sasuke walked over and looked around, wondering, "Where are there any other Xian'e?" ”

I looked back and saw that the man had disappeared at some point.

In the night, I told the truth about it.

Zhen Ze smiled and asked me, "Do you think that Xian'e looks a little familiar?" ”

I frowned and thought about it.

"Strange, her eyebrows look a little similar to yours..." Suddenly thinking of something, I was shocked: "She won't be, it's yours..."

"Hmm." The truth said, "She is your future mother-in-law." ”

“！！！” Finished! Throw away the dead! Who squatted down with the mother-in-law to steal roast chicken the first time they met?!

I shrunk my head into the bed and said desperately, "Forget me, let's see you in the next life!" ”

He sneaked me out and kissed me on the face: "Lu Xiaohua, why are you so cute?" ”

I wasn't in the mood to pay attention to him, but only said in an urn, "What if your mother doesn't like me?" ”

"No." He whispered, "She'll like you." ”

"Really?"

"Really." He paused, "Who made me have to do it to you?" ”

I smiled shyly and wrapped my arms around his waist.

Oh, something is wrong!

I squeezed the flesh on his waist and exclaimed, "How come you're fat too?" ”

He scraped the tip of my nose and smiled, "Otherwise, who do you think the half roast chicken that appears in the small kitchen every three or five minutes is hiding for you?" ”

"It was you!" Only then did I understand: "But why is it only half a piece?" ”

"I see that you are hungry every day, want you to eat, and I am afraid that you will blame yourself for eating too much, so I will eat the other half for you."

Hahahahahahahahaha

Is this the legendary 'Happiness Fat'?

I laughed and rolled on the bed, and couldn't help but tease him: "Little Red, Little Red, if you become a little fat bird, what if I don't like it?" ”

Zhen Ze pinched my waist and did not let me move, and his voice was hoarse: "Lu Xiaohua, do you dare not like me to try?" ”

The last time I teased him like this, I was punished by him for not sleeping all night.

I quickly held his face and kissed him a few times, assuring: "Don't dare, I like you the most!" ”

He smiled and rolled over to squeeze me: "That's fine. ”

I was shocked: "I have confessed my mistake, why should I be punished?" ”

"Not a punishment." His kiss fell delicately and passionately, "It's a reward." ”