Lee Da's Drunken Wine (short novel)

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Li Dafeng went to the village store department twice in a row in a light rain, and walked back and forth four times in front of the door of the house, and each trip intentionally made some noises. However, the second blowing was not stubble, did not beckon himself to go to the house to drink!

Zhuang hu people pay attention to cloudy days, every time it rains, they like to make a heap, the whole idle wine, happy and happy. Li Dafeng had already inspected it, and Erfu's family had a bureau today. The iron head, the small cracked pot, and the leather fence had already passed at ten o'clock and waited.

Li Dafeng was ready to be invited and waited at home with peace of mind. What Makes Li Dafu not understand is that it is almost eleven o'clock, why hasn't the second blown letter yet? With his relationship with Erfu, should he call himself? Good wine is not afraid of late, then wait. Li Dafeng was relieved in his heart.

Li Dafeng's real name is Li Dachan, a very Buddha-like name. How nai, because of the reputation of drunkenness and drunkenness, was harmonized into such a nickname!

Children have no mother, it is a long story. Li Dafa's father and mother died early, since childhood with his grandfather to live, for many years to accompany his grandfather to give people a vigil to watch the fish pond, grandfather drinking, he also took two sips, over time, stained with alcoholism.

Li Dafeng found a daughter-in-law in his thirties, and her family listened to this reputation and refused to do anything. Fortunately, the two were free in love, and after making countless guarantees, Li Dafeng married his daughter-in-law into the family. Li Dafeng could not drink alcohol at home, so he set up a law to go to the left neighbor's house to rub wine and drink. Every time he came home from drinking, the daughter-in-law fiercely counted that he was a dog and couldn't change that. Li Dafeng was very aggrieved to defend: "It's all forced by feelings, people invite it, it's always inappropriate not to go," right?!" ”

The daughter-in-law is a reasonable person, pondering and pondering is also right, Li Dafeng has no brothers, single-handed, and it is not easy to mix in the village without personal affection. Thinking about it, the daughter-in-law opened the net: "The wine invited by others can be drunk!" ”

Li Dafa has a high score of generations, and there are also some clay tiles and carpentry crafts that are unique to the farmers, often adding handles to the neighborhood, and there are many opportunities to be invited. Of course, who uses him to help, it is best to pad a sentence first: I haven't sat down for a long time, and I just got a cup at night! When people express their gratitude verbally, he will solemnly reply with the sentence "Don't forget to call me when you are idle", and never use clichés such as "you are not welcome".

Sometimes the wine is drunk excitedly, and Li Dafeng sings a high-pitched song with people: "Rubbing wine? We won't do that. It's a tight relationship, don't invite us to go yet! ”

Pi Zhen hedged and grabbed this word to compete with people:, who to deceive, please? Following the smell of wine, he could find the door. Don't believe me, who dares to bet on me to try? The people who laughed about this with Pi Zhen were also the neighbors who often drank with Li Dafeng, including Tie Tou and Er fu.

It is said that Li Dafeng waited for the left and right, and did not wait for the invitation, it is expected that the second blow let the work on his hand forget. So I thought, just take the initiative to attack yourself.

The first trip to the store department went from the door of the second blowing house, and the smell of vegetables wafted out of the courtyard. Outside the door, Li Dafeng slowed down and coughed hard into the door. However, his voice was like a leaf falling on the surface of the water, without stirring up any waves and sounds, and no one in the yard seemed to hear it, and the noise of noisy and noisy cards did not stop for a moment. It is estimated that it is playing a fighting landlord!

Returning to the door of Erfu's house, Li Dafeng seemed to be shouting to someone from afar: "Oh, I went to the store department, I haven't eaten yet!" Haven't eaten it yet! He estimated that his family could hear the sound of the second blow or the second blow. However, no one in the Second Blow family still cared about him. After staying at the door of the house for a long time and losing face, Li Da walked home sadly.

Back home, Li Dafeng scratched his scalp for half a day, suddenly had a plan, took out his mobile phone, dialed out the mobile phone number of the second blow, and smiled at the mobile phone with a smile: "Old man, the coriander outside the wall of my courtyard has grown tall, pull out a few trees to send you to mix pickles to eat, right?" "Thank you, thank you, I just bought it yesterday, fresh!" Okay, nothing else, I'll hang up first! "This second blow, did not mention the drinking at all!" Li Dafeng's heart suddenly became anxious.

Li Dafeng couldn't sit still at home, staring at the sky, there was no sun, and it was estimated that it should be half past eleven, walking back and forth in the courtyard, completely ignoring the light rain overhead. Returning from the store department, the mobile phone was not put in the pocket, one would press the bright screen to see, the other would press the bright screen to see, waiting for the ringtone to ring, hoping for the familiar number to appear.

"Hey, there's not much salt in the house, I'll buy a bag!" Li Dafeng decided to go to the store department again, and then hit the door of the second blow. While talking to his daughter-in-law, he sneaked out the door, hurriedly walking fast, approaching the door of the second blowing house, and the pace slowly stopped.

"The tricycle has to be covered with a film, and it must not be broken!" Li Dafeng saw the tricycle outside the door of The Second Blower's house and said in a loud voice to himself. However, there was no one in the courtyard who said a word, and there was no need to talk, but the noise was still the same.

"The last five, the end of the five starts the wine." As soon as Li Dafeng heard it, he knew that it was the sound of the fence. "No, play ten more at the end, and start with ten." This is the voice of the iron head arguing.

You see, we're all ready to sit! Why doesn't anyone remember themselves? Seeing that no one cared, Li Dafeng had to walk a few steps to the store department, bought a bag of salt in two or two packs, and quickly returned in his hand. I wondered how to let Erfuki know that he was waiting for his call.

After the second blowing of the door, Li Dafeng moved, ripped open his voice and sang a song--- "The great river flows eastward, the stars in the sky participate in the Big Dipper, participate in the Big Dipper---。 Singing here, Li Dafa suddenly stopped, and then sang down is "a bowl of wine at the intersection of life and death", Li Dafa is drunk, but he hates it very much when others say that he is drunk. For this "hungry" word, he almost couldn't say his daughter-in-law, and he was very jealous of this matter.

Li Dafeng went from shouting and singing in his voice to a kind of "hum hum hum" singing tone, which was considered to be a song down. I also secretly blamed myself, and I accidentally sang such a voice! However, the purpose of delivering a message to the people in the courtyard was achieved!

Walking and stopping, Li Dafeng stayed at the door of Erfu's house for another glass of wine! In the end, I didn't see the second blowing family come out and let someone into the house to drink.

The village is small, from the store to the home, a round trip, it does not take a few minutes.

"It's raining, what are you doing when you come out and go in!" With this spare time, it is better to rub a wine! Back at home, the daughter-in-law saw Li Dafeng carrying a small bag of salt like a dead rat, drenched wet, angry and funny.

"Erfuki really told me to go to his house to have a drink!" I didn't promise. Li Dafeng saw that his daughter-in-law also teased himself, and made up his mind to rub the wine: "Then I really want to go!" Li Dafeng felt that anyway, the daughter-in-law knew about this matter, no one invited, and it was not a bad rule to go.

Li Dafeng took off his wet shirt, wiped it on his head, threw it aside, casually took a dry undershirt to change into, grabbed a reed cover on his head, and hurried out of the door and went straight to the Erfu family! He wondered in his heart, it is estimated that at this time, people have already opened!

This time, Li Dafeng did not leave the door of The Erfu's house, but took a detour behind the house, wanting to secretly hear whether people had already drunk.

"Little crack pot, hurry up, hagan." The second cup began to pour, two glasses of wine at noon, Ha finished, continue to fight the landlord, who loses who invites. At night it's still us people! "A good two blow, even the night's innings are fixed." Still not thinking about me!

Li Dafeng walked forward quickly and reached the west wall of the Erfu family. Suddenly, in a hurry, he plucked the reed from the top of his head, "whizzed" and threw it into the courtyard of the Erfuki family! Reed flew out and took a spin, and suddenly fell outside the wall again! Li Dafeng quickly bent down to pick up the reeds, took two steps back, adjusted his posture again, raised his hand and threw it out with a "whirl" sound. After a "click", Reed entered the courtyard! There was a brief silence in the courtyard! Then, the laughter spread out again.

Li Dafu saw the reeds thrown into the courtyard, took small steps and moved quickly, and in a flash of kung fu turned to the door, "squeaky", pushed open the door that the Erfu family was hiding, and shouted loudly in his mouth: "Such a big wind, blow my reeds into your home!" I've come to pick up the reeds. ”

"Oh, everyone is here!" And put it on?! Sorry, sorry, I'm late. Find a cup, I'll punish myself first! Li Dafeng said as he took a matza and squeezed it around the table to sit down, thinking of hurrying to catch up with everyone's progress.

The crowd looked at each other and laughed at Li Dafeng. Li Dafeng was laughed at by everyone inexplicably, and he also laughed sarcastically.

Suddenly, the crowd followed the direction of the iron head's finger and shouted in unison, "Pi Zhen Fence has won!" Little crack pot, you bet lost, penalty wine! ”

About author:Li Huiqi, Shandong Changleren, member of China Financial Writers Association, director of Shandong Financial Writers Association, member of Shandong Prose Literature Society, currently working for Shandong Rural Credit Union.

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