Epic opened the Christmas promotion today, not only to send games every day in a row, but also a bunch of new history lows, and the price after the unlimited matryoshka coupons can be described as a real fragrance, which makes players happy. Epic also appeared on Weibo hot search today, so that many netizens know about this treasure game platform, our E treasure also took this opportunity to show their talents, open the "play treasure" mode, adapted a paragraph of "Kong Yiji", let's take a look at it~
Epic's adaptation of Kong EJi:
Kong E Ji is the only person who sends games every week and says thank you every day. His client is dark, logging in slowly, and he often clips errors when used; a disheveled library of games. Backed by Fortnite and Unreal Engine, it looks dirty and broken, and it seems like it hasn't been updated for more than a decade. He speaks to people, always full of thank you to the boss, 4399 also has boutiques. Teach people to half understand or not understand. Because his surname was E, others drew inspiration from Lu Xun's novels and took a nickname for him, called Kong Eji. As soon as Kong Eji arrived at the store, all the drinkers looked at him and smiled, and some shouted, "Kong Eji, what are you doing?" He didn't answer, and said to the cabinet, "Come on two servers, and the CDN plus the bandwidth." "Then he discharged nine large sums of money. They deliberately shouted, "You must have broken down the server again!" Kong E's eyes widened and he said, "How can you defile people's innocence out of thin air like this..." "What innocence?" I saw the day before yesterday that players paid for the game and it was not yet in storage. Kong E's face flushed, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out, arguing, "The server crash is not called a crash!" ...... Can the programmer's business be considered a collapse? "Followed by incomprehensible words, what "Epic Online Services is invincible in the world" and what "Epic is the grandfather of the metaverse" caused everyone to laugh: the inside and outside of the store were full of happy air.
The original text of "Kong Yiji":
The comment area is also a happy and harmonious, and they have expressed their love for E Bao. Indeed, who doesn't like a platform where free-for-money games can be sold cheaply? However, Epic's client still lacks many functions compared to Steam, and I hope that it will continue to be optimized in the future to create a game store that is fully satisfactory to players.
