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The dust of history is one by one

author:Yujian History

  [It is said that Cao Cao was completely defeated in the Chibi War, and was intercepted several times by the armies of Eastern Wu and Liu Bei, and now the team has reached the Huarong Road.] ]

  Cao Cao: (Suddenly there was a laugh of Xingye's signature version) Hahahahahaha

  Cheng Yu: Cheng Xiang, what are you laughing at?

  Cao Cao: Everyone says that Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang are resourceful, and in my opinion, they are incompetent people. If we are to ambush the division of the first brigade here, we will all be bound.

  [During the conversation, Guan Yu appeared with the army.] ]

  Cao Cao: Who is in front of you?

  Zhang Liao: It seems to be Guan Yunchang.

  Guan Yu: (Shouting on the horse) I am Yushu Linfeng Sai Pan An, a pear blossom pressing begonia, people see people love, flowers see flowers bloom Guan Yunchang, you come to die!

  [Cao Cao's legs trembled intensely]

  Xiahou Dun: Xiang Xiang, why are you shaking so much?

  Cao Cao: (Speaking trembling) Who, who said me, I was shaking? It's just that it's too cold, and I do some warm-up exercises. Cheng Yu, what do you say?

  Cheng Yu: I think the first to come hard, not to come soft again. Minister, we should be so and so, so and so and so.

  Cao Cao: Okay, we'll implement it right away.

  [Three creeps walked up to Guan Yu]

  Creeper: Hey, Fat Man!

  Guan Yu: (Slash down the small soldier armor with one knife) Fat man?!

  Creep B: Let us go, otherwise...

  Guan Yu: (Slash down Little Soldier B) Let you go?!

  Creep C: (A little scared) my own people...

  Guan Yu: (Slash down the creep C) His own people?!

  Xiahou Dun: Well, Guan Yu, you don't want to mess around! You see what this is. [Take out a firecracker] See? A spear through the clouds, thousands of troops and horses to meet each other! Wait for death, buy a coffin for you.

  Guan Yu: (also emitted the laughter of Xingye) Hahahahahaha, Xiahou Dun, you carry a dead rat in your waist, pretending to be a hunter!! I see who you call!

  Cheng Yu: Cheng Xiang, it seems that the hard one is not OK, let's still come to the soft one.

  Cao Cao: [Walking up to Guan Yu] Yun Chang is safe?

  Guan Yu: (Giving a salute on the horse) The blessing of dragging the prime minister is fine. Today I have come to invite the head of the prime minister to visit our Jiangxia!

  Cao Cao: Don't say that, Chief Yun, you know I don't like to travel. [Take out some silver] Do this little silver you add a piece of clothing to Ping'er (Guan Ping).

  Guan Yu: Oh, don't do this, Xiang Xiang. You have difficulties and I also have difficulties, let go of you, the head travels is me.

  Cao Cao: Then you remember when you were under me, I was still good to you: money, beautiful women, good food, good drink and good hospitality.

  Guan Yu: Guan Mou can't forget the kindness of The Prime Minister. But helplessly, the superiors have orders. (Long talk) If the superior didn't have an order, would I let you go? Yes, but is there an order from the superior? There is, so I can't let you go!

  Cao Cao: Do you remember when you passed five levels and slashed six generals? At that time, not only did I not take anyone to chase you, but I let you go all the way.

  Guan Yu: (a little hesitant) This...

  Zhang Liao: Do you remember? When I was under Lü Bu, I let you and Liu Bei ride a horse. The Prime Minister also took in the three of you brothers who had nowhere to go.

  Guan Yu: (further hesitation)...

  Cao Cao: [Pretending to have just seen the three small soldiers hacked to death by Guan Yu] Oh, isn't this Xiao Qiang? [Crying] Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang, how did you die? We have been dependent on each other since childhood, how did you die today, my little strong. 55555555555

  [Guan Yu silently gave way to a road]

  Zhang Liao: Thank you, Elder Brother Yun. Believe me, if you tell Liu Jun more about the kindness that The Prime Minister had for him in those years, he would also understand it.

  [Guan Yu nodded silently.] Cao Cao led his men through, and just after taking a few steps, Guan Yu suddenly shouted: Cheng Yu is back! ]

  Cheng Yu: [Coming over trembling] What else did the general command?

  [Cheng Yu and Guan Yu whispered for a while, and Guan Yu surrendered to Cheng Yu and let him go]

  [Back at the base camp, Cao Cao suddenly remembered this.] ]

  Cao Cao: Cheng Yu, what did Guan Yu say to you at that time?

  Cheng Yu: Oh, Cheng Xiang, do you remember when Guan Yu was in our camp, we always liked to play cards, Guan Yu always lost, that day he asked me how to win, I taught him how to get out of the old thousand!

  Cao Cao: (Star Ye's laughter again) Hahahahahaha

  

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