On the second day of the first month of October, Ximen Qing took out four thousand oceans early in the morning, asked the servants to come to Xingxing to buy a pig, a sheep, a few jars of Jinhua wine, as well as incense paper money, chicken and duck wine vessels and other worship utensils, sealed a red envelope of 500 oceans, and asked the secretary Laibao, Tortoise An, and Lai Xing to come and say: "You take these things to the Jade Emperor Temple, tell Wu Baoan, I will go to the temple tomorrow with my brothers to worship, ask the master to write an oath, and when I worship, just like sending a text message, give the Jade Emperor above a breath." Let him be ready and we will arrive on time early tomorrow morning. "Only to see that Tortoise An went for a while and came back, saying that he had already sent it, and Wu Baoan said that he knew it and would definitely do it."
On the morning of the third day of the first year, Ximen Qing got up as usual, first sprinkled a bubble of overnight urine, brushed his teeth and washed his face, and then touched some incense, felt that the whole person was radiant, and called Over Tortoiseshell: "You go to the Flower Kidney Void Family, tell him to come to our house to use the breakfast, and then go to the Jade Emperor Noodles together to do things, and also go to count Ying's house, ask him to take the other brothers and go to the Jade Emperor Temple on time." "Tortoise An took his order and went." Just invited Hua Kidney Void, did not think, Count Ying led a group of brothers also came, behind him were Xie Xida, Sun Tianhua, Zhu Nianshi, Wu Dian'en, Yun Lishou, Chang Zhijie, Bai Zhaoguang, plus Ximen Qing, Hua Zi Void, just ten people. After everyone entered the door, they greeted each other, and the guests and lords sat down, and the count said: "The people have arrived, and now they can leave." Ximen Qing said, "What's the hurry, go after breakfast." "While calling for food, I call for tea." After leaning less, after eating breakfast, everyone went straight to the Jade Emperor Temple. (So rich, why not call a carriage?) About a few miles away, he saw the temple gate, which was really magnificent, only to see that the temple was magnificent and the palace walls were high, (anyway, it was like the temple we usually see.) )
Ximen Qing looked up and saw a pair of couplets posted on the lintels on both sides:
The cave house has endless years, and the pot sky is different.
Entering the door are three spacious halls, which are exactly where Wu Baoan asked questions in the morning and evening. Today's laying is really neat, in the middle of the back wall of the hall is a portrait of the Jade Emperor (that is, the one who let the monkey fight), and on both sides of the emperor stands his followers: the Purple House Star Official, and on the side hangs four marshals: Ma Lingyao, Zhao Mingming, Wen Qiong, and Guan Yu.
Wu Baoan had been waiting for a long time, seeing several people come in, his eyes were squinting, and his mouth was smiling almost to the root of his ears, and he saw a bend and make a stroke! It was like seeing a fairy come and pick him up. After Ximen Qing and his gang entered the seat, they saw that the tea had been served, and everyone tasted the aroma of tea and got up to look around. Bai Zhanguang took Chang Zhijie's hand and looked over from the left. In front of Marshal Ma, I saw that he was majestic and dignified, that is, he had a heavenly eye in his eyebrows, which was particularly eye-catching, and said to Chang Zhijie: "Brother, you look at this goods, the people of the world look at things with one eye turning a blind eye, getting by, it is rare to be confused, this guy still has one more to come out, is it not bad enough?" The count heard this, walked over and said, "Second cargo, he looks at you more, don't you increase your exposure?" The crowd laughed loudly, and Chang Zhijie pointed to Marshal Wen next to him and said, "Second brother, you see, this is so ugly, it is painted like Doraemon, it is not poisoned before death, right?" The count almost didn't laugh and called out, "Little Wu Daochang, you come here, I'll tell you a joke." The Daoist priest put his ear to listen to him, and the count said, "Once upon a time there was a Daoist monk who hung up and was hooked into hell, and the king of Yama judged him: What are you doing, he said he was a Taoist monk." The king of Yama asked the judge to check that he was really a Taoist monk, and there was no sin, so he arranged for him to return the soul. After the Daoist priest returned to Yang, he met a master who pushed oil, and the master asked him how he had come back from the dead, and the Daoist priest said that when the king of Yan interrogated you, he said that he was a Taoist monk, so he let me return yang. The oil push master secretly wrote it down, and later the dyeing master saw the king of Yan and said that he was a Taoist monk, and the king of Yan felt that this boy was not honest, asked the judge to check on him, saw that his outstretched hands were blue, asked him what was going on, and the brother stuttered and said that he was doing the whole body push oil infection for Marshal Wen. "Everyone laughed a lot. Bai Zhanguang followed Chang Zhijie and turned to the right, and saw that the red-faced Guan Gong was offered below, and on the top was a black-faced Marshal Zhao, and there was a tiger painted next to him. Bai Zhanguang pointed and said, "Brother, you see this tiger, it's quite well-behaved?" Follow Marshal Zhao every day to wander around, no one is afraid of him? The count said: "This is your layman, people this is a brotherhood across races" Xie Xida came over, stuck out his tongue and made a grimace, and said: "Let me be with the tiger every day, I am terrible to death, if I accidentally become its appetizer, it will not be fun!" ”
The count smiled and said to Ximen Qing, "You see that?" Brother Qing, he is very clever at this time! Ximen Qing asked and looked at Count Ying with a questioning face, and the Count said, "Xi Da slammed the door to his home, let him invite a guy to dinner, he will be distressed, if you invite us eight or nine people to eat together, you must not pass out on the spot?" Just as he was talking and laughing, Xiao Wu Daochang came over and said, "You said about this tiger, our Qinghe County has recently suffered from tigers, passers-by, tourists, and tigers have eaten a lot of pain, and even hunters have entered the tiger's mouth." Count Ying was shocked: "This tiger's teeth can be ah, use the blue sky six must rule?"
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