It is said that when Zhao Kuangyin, the grandfather of the Song Dynasty, was young, he was known as Zhao Gongzi and Zhao Dalang. This man is tall, strong in martial arts, and is good at fighting and hugging; asking people everywhere, "What do you see?" ", is a nosy ancestor. Because of his heroic deeds and righteousness, he caused a terrible disaster, so he ran to his uncle. Uncle Zhao became a monk in Taiyuan Qingyouguan, commonly known as "Lao Dao", and knew that his greatest strength was to cause trouble and make a demon, so he strictly ordered him to lie down in the Taoist Temple and not to go out. Zhao Dalang thought, if you don't go out, you won't go out, then I will walk in a circle in the Taoist Temple.
Zhao Dalang patted himself as he walked: Doraemon was walking happily, when he suddenly found a woman's cry coming from a temple. As soon as Da Lang saw that the door of the temple was locked, he concluded that his uncle Zhao Laodao had robbed the people's daughter; he immediately went to his uncle to beat him. Zhao Lao dao busily said: "The eldest nephew don't beat me first, you listen to my explanation, can I be a model old man who is pure and inactive, can he do that lack of virtue?" These were two thieves who forced me to be locked in the Taoist Temple; they robbed this woman, and they both wanted to marry her as the Lady of the Press, and they almost got into a fight. Later, when he thought that the brothers wanted to say a word of "righteousness" between them, they decided to first deposit the women in the Taoist Temple; the two of them would grab one more, and one of them would not hurt and be angry. "Da Lang said I see that you are also undercut!" So he took up the iron rod, forced the old man to take the key, and opened the door of the temple. After the woman was rescued, she thanked her profusely, saying that her name was Jingniang, that she lived in Puzhou, which was thousands of miles away, and that she had gone with her father to Hengshan to make a wish, and had been plundered here by gangsters. Da Lang said I'll escort you home now. Zhao Lao Dao cried bitterly, if you leave, what will happen if the thieves come to ask for someone? Da Lang picked up the iron rod and beat him violently at the house in the main hall, saying, "You tell them, I Zhao Da Lang opened the door of the temple and took the people away!" Let them go to Puzhou to find me! ”
The next day, Zhao Dalang packed up his car BMW Red Qilin and helped Jingniang get on the horse, carrying his own sword and stick to follow behind. Because she was afraid that Jingniang would not be able to eat, she only let bmw move slowly. When they walked to a small guest house under an earthen mound, it was late, and the two entered the store to rest for one night before leaving. The shopkeeper greeted him, saw that Jing niang was young and beautiful, and said something that was not repeated. Da Lang politely rewarded him with an electric cannon, beat the shop boy and spit out blood, and ran out. The two of them had dinner, the shop Xiao Er had not returned, and there were thieves around the thief's brain snooping, and soon there were people who wanted to steal horses; Da Lang raised his vigilance and went out to chase after the horse thieves. Passing by a hut, the owner of the house tells Dalang that it was the thieves who stole Kyo Niang on the nearby hill, and that they also opened the small hotel. Da Lang returned to the small hotel, beat xiao er and his wife and accomplices with a stick, and burned down the hotel.
It was dawn. Da Lang and Kyo Niang urged their horses to move forward, but they were stopped in front of a forest by a gang of thieves. Zhao Dalang raised his stick with both hands and went up to beat it. Forty or fifty thieves were beaten to pieces, and the head of the thieves was sent to see the King of Yama with a stick from Dalang. Jing Niang recognized that this was one of the two thieves who robbed her.
The two of them walked forward for more than forty miles, feeling their stomachs singing loudly, Whirling Lasi doraemon - hungry, they went to a town to eat. The town is very strange, the houses are closed, the doors are locked, and only many people in the guest house are busy preparing the banquet. Da Lang asked, saying that there was a mountain king who wanted to pass by from here, and forced everyone to prepare wine and dishes. Da Lang had a plan and told the people in the inn that he was the person of the King of the Mountains and had come to fight the front station. So I sat down to drink and eat. After eating and drinking, the Mountain King also arrived, and it was another thief who robbed Jing Niang. Da Lang shouted loudly, jumped out of the man, and the wheel stick hit. After more than ten rounds of fighting, he beat the mountain king into meat sauce. Frightened, the minions fell to their knees, begged DaLang to spare his life, and graciously invited Dalang to be their new king. Da Lang said: I am a relatively low-key person, and the king will not do it. Divide the original King of the Mountain's money into three parts, one to this town that you have choked on; one to do what you should do when you go home; and one to my uncle Zhao Laodao, who smashed his great hall not lightly last time, and used this money to repair.
Da Lang and Kyo Niang continued to walk forward. Jing Niang felt that this big lang was a good match with herself, so she gently proposed that she wanted to make a bed and fold the quilt for the big lang in the next life. Da Lang said, thank you for the girl's good intentions, I am a person from all over the world, living in the grass barley every day, there is no need to spread the quilt; not to mention that I send the girl home, it is pure righteousness and hobbies, if there is a private feeling, I am afraid that I will be laughed at by the world Haojie! Kyo-niang then had more respect for Dalang.
So Da Lang sent Jing Niang back to her home in Puzhou, and then continued to storm Kyushu, conquer the north and south, and eventually became the founding emperor of the Great Song Dynasty.