Novel: The great war is imminent, and the Erlang God invites a military master who claims to have a high IQ, but he is a mental illness

The great war was imminent, and the Erlang God finally realized the limitations of his iq, and did not know where to invite a male Ren nicknamed Wolong.

I saw at first glance that he was different, with long flowing hair, dancing fans, a cute and intelligent face, and a slightly erect belly.

Let me tell you this, before he came, there were still more than a dozen tanks of rice left in the barracks, dozens of bags of noodles, and some fish and meat, and after he came, the canteen aunt cried.

MD！！ It's so edible.

Erlang God said that good goods are not cheap, cheap is not good goods, only in this way can there be real talent and practical learning.

Anyway, it's not that I spend money, just watch a hilarity.

The Erlang God summoned several small leaders to lay out the battle plan, and Wolong shook the lupine fan to nibble on the chicken leg.

It's really a beast, the country is in trouble, how can it be so playful, I am hungry to see it.

A few of us discussed a circle and could not come up with a good plan, during which Wolong did not say a word, and all his attention was on the chicken leg.

Sure enough, the Erlang God is still the Erlang God, any disease can be cured, but the mental retardation cannot be cured, which is innate.

Erlang Shen estimated that he would not be able to pass on his face, so he coughed and asked Wolong, "Military Master, what do you think we should do?" ”

"Huh?" Wolong was stunned, "This is a good thing to say, there is a plan in the next, I don't know when to talk about it." ”

"When to speak, when to speak! Military master please say. ”

"There is a plan in Sun Tzu's Art of War, and the name of the sun is unexpected, and the general dares to ask how many people and horses there are on our side now."

"About seven thousand people."

Wolong smiled slightly, "Easy to do, we just need to divide the troops into 6,999 roads and pretend to attack the South Heavenly Gate from the front, and the general will personally lead a large army of one person straight to the rear of the enemy and kill them by surprise." The dragon, then laid down the celebration wine here, waiting for the general to return triumphantly, how about it? ”

....... How does this sound so familiar?

MMP' he won't be a traitor sent by Gaba Shao.

"This...." Erlang Looked at Wolong sheepishly, "Commander, let's not discuss where the six thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine roads came from, which allows me to lead a large army of one person to sneak into the rear of the enemy, it is really difficult for me to borrow a comb from a monk!" ”

Jiro's IQ had not yet reached the lower limit, and I was relieved.

Wolong asked, "General Nayi's consciousness?" ”

"At least two more."

"Torre!"

........。

alas! Sure enough, someone above is good, even if you have just come out of the mental hospital, you can directly pull Qinghua Peking University.

Erlang Shen touched his chin like a stupid fork, "Now that the battle strategy is in place, but recently our army has not had enough food and grass, and I don't know what plans the military division can have." ”

Wolong finished nibbling on the chicken leg and began to nibble on the steamed bun, "Grain grass? Yesterday I saw a lot of it. ”

"Yes, yesterday was indeed quite sufficient, but wasn't it that the military division did not come, since the military division came, there was very little grain and grass left in the army."

"Oh, so, the old man does have some responsibility." Saying that, Wolong took another bite of the bun.

MT's, is it clear that you are fully responsible.

"Since there is no more grain, then go to the Jade Emperor Lao'er..... No, it's to our beloved Jade Emperor brother. ”

Erlang Shen rubbed his hands and said, "The landlord's family has no surplus grain." ”

Wolong thought for a moment, "It's easy to do, isn't the enemy full of food, we can take care of them." ”

"They should, probably, probably, maybe, not willingly give it to us."

"Then grab it."

Erlang Shen gave a thumbs up, "The military division is a military division, and it is brave, but the other side has many generals, and if we come hard, I am afraid that we are not opponents." ”

Wolong Yi zou frowned, "The general is in a high position, he should serve the country and the people, how can he give up a whole forest because of some small difficulties." ”

"But the stakes are very high, and I also ask the military commander General Rong Ben to consider it."

"Don't think about it, think about what to do with tomorrow's lunch." Wolong Huo stood up at once, "Could it be that the general does not trust him." ”

"How could it be?"

"What about you?" Wolong glanced around.

We shook our heads in unison, and the dog said, "Since you entered the door to see you eat, and the plan to divide the troops of the fucking egg just now, I have a bad memory, neither is Gaba Shao's relative, or his master." ”

"It is." Noel chimed in, "Besides, from the beginning to the end, we don't even know who you are, where you come from, we haven't heard of you, and we're not famous at all." ”

"I drop a mother-in-law, I Wolong is not famous yet, neimen village has no Internet connection bar, nor do I go out to inquire about the name of my Wolong, the head of the 700,000 forbidden army, one of the 100,000 single and eight generals of Shui po Liangshan, the eighteen princes of the Eighteen Roads, the three Ying battles Chu Yunfei, including me." Not to mention the shelling of Ping'an County, laying the foundation for victory in World War II, fighting Payne alone, guarding Muye, fighting the white-bearded pirates on top of the battle, and subduing the Qitian Great Saint Sun Wukong with one hand. ”

Wolong waved his hand, "I won't say anything far away, just talk about the recent battle between me and the Ryukyu general Conan for three days and three nights, from night to day, from poetry and song to philosophy of life..."

"Gotta! If you continue like this, you will go to heaven, and we will still talk about the right thing. ”

Wolong sat down again, "Yes, the right thing, first get me a roast pig tonight, more spicy, more hemp, no green onions." ”

.......。

"Mm-hmm, get down to business." Wolong picked up the feather fan, "Rest assured, General, I have a plan, and now the enemy who escorts the grain and grass should seize the time to pray, these stinky brothers, let them take one last look at this beautiful world, and the Heavenly Dog will send them to hell." ”

Dog: ..........

"Fart! the fuck! You said such a majestic thing, I thought you were eating bamboo shoots all at once - confident, who knew that you were tying the strings with Lao Tzu's chicken ass - pulling eggs! ”

"I'm a civilian, have you ever seen That when Liu Bei and Cao Cao were fighting, Zhuge Liang went into battle with a feather duster to kill the enemy?" Wolong's words are convincing.

"What the military master said is reasonable, then it is so fixed."

Looking at the look of the wheezing dog who wanted to cry without tears, it was really sad for him, and he could be shot lying down.

A cockroach appeared in the dish of the canteen, but I was not surprised that in this case, cockroaches were not the most difficult to eat.

I haven't seen Ah Meng for several days, thinking of creating a chance encounter at the door of the dormitory, and being beaten up as a sex wolf.

The people who slept with him said that Ah Meng had lost a lot of weight these days, and he hardly went out except for training. I was very worried about Ah Meng. But there was no way, I asked people to bring her words, but the reply was not to bother her.

What is this? Didn't you say yes to my female ticket, alas! A needle in a woman's heart.

I really don't understand.

I hung my head out of the barracks, wandered along the small river, and muttered straight in my mouth, "What is good about him, isn't he a little handsome, a little richer than me, a little more generous, he is still a traitor, little master, I hate traitors the most in my life." ”

Unconsciously, I walked to the grove where I was looking for cats with Ah Meng that day, and I sighed deeply, Di Si will always be Di Si, the skinny camel is bigger than Ma, Tai Jun is no matter how good, it is also stronger than me, the capital hukou, there is a car and a house.

When I think of this, I can't help but lament the unfairness of fate and complain about the world.

Until a pair of white lightly streaked crystal shoes suddenly appeared in front of me.