If you are a bull, born in Spain.
Congratulations, you have entered the bullfighting spare tire period.
▲ Basically say goodbye to a carefree childhood
Of course this is your destiny as a modern Spanish bull.
If you go back to the 13th century king Alfonso X of Spain, you don't have to work hard, and when you become an adult, you directly kill the god of sacrifice.
It was only in the middle of the 18th century that there were bull racing performances in Spain.
After this, adult bulls have the opportunity to start their own performances
As spanish matador, you have a natural wildness in your blood.
▲ You are generally violent North African bulls
▲ Aggressive is your nature, love flowers should be an accident
You and other friends are in the domestication farm, eating and drinking for free, and receiving the bullfighting training formulated for you by Miss Goat during the day.
Of course, CPR for rabbits is not part of the regular training
When you reach the age of four or five, it is you who greet the honor... And the moment of death.
▲ You should weigh between four hundred and five hundred kilograms, and have reached the best stage of bullfighting
With more than 300 bullrings owned in Spain, you're sent to the largest bullring.
▲ The Ventas Bullring in Madrid
The day you play may be any day from March to November, but being called "Bullfighting Day" is usually Sunday and Thursday.
Your relatives in the city of Pamplona in northeastern Spain will participate in the Spanish San Fermin, also known as the "Off The Cow Festival", which takes place every year from July 6 to 14.
▲Officially known as "San Fermín Festival"
On the opening day of the Festival, your twelve six-hundred-kilogram brothers will run along a street about a kilometer long and lined with a fence of more than three meters.
Flip or bump into stupid humans
Compared to these brothers, you are much more trouble-free, and you are directly transported to the Ventas bullring.
In its heyday, you could have been watched by 25,000 people
In fact, the bullfighter holding the red Muletta will not arouse your fighting spirit at all.
▲ Because you are colorblind
Therefore, it is said that the red and yellow Mulayta in the hands of the bullfighters, the red side is used to provoke you, and the yellow side makes you quiet, it really does not make sense.
You are just motivated by the shaking objects.
No, seeing a speeding forklift, yellow, not yet crashing into it.
▲Because I was inspired by the fighting spirit
Meet your Spanish bullfighter, of high status, with an elegant, brave soul.
▲ You are his last battle
The costumes he wore were handed down from his predecessors in the sixteenth century.
▲ People in the sixteenth century were accustomed to coiled hair, so the main bullfighters all wore headdresses
But he replaced the common red with purple, I don't know, whether this is related to whether it is related to the color that purple represents nobility in the West and often becomes the color loved by the nobility.
▲ The gold edges and some gold ornaments embellished on the clothes remain unchanged, so that the whole person can shine and shine in the sun
Logically, it should be you and his life and death battle.
After all, watching your game is the only thing that lazy Spaniards can do on time.
In the initial stages of the performance, the matador will support Muletta with a sword without an elbow.
▲ Seduce you into the bait
When you're around the bullring and running around the world until you're exhausted, he'll find an opportunity to stab you in the heart of your back with a short sword with a bent head.
▲ Use the cross-headed sword, the last sword, to pierce your central nervous system
Generally speaking, you will die in this bullring due to excessive blood loss, and you will not see the applause, flowers, and knight hats that your matador will receive next
If the audience is happy with your performance, they will wave a white handkerchief.
▲ The chairman of the presidium will decide whether to reward the matador with one bull ear or two bull ears according to the number of white handkerchiefs and the duration of the waving
If you die, in the performance, you are not stabbed to death by a matador. Don't be happy too soon, your final destination will also be to return to the bullpen and be stabbed to death with a sword by others.
Fortunately you are not another cow, you are Ferdinand.
▲ You are not a combative bull, you are a cow that loves flowers
So, the moment your matador tried to assassinate you, the audience, instead of applauding and encouragement, booed.
How can a cruel human being openly slaughter a loyal friend, garbage
If you are another bull, without Ferdinand's courage and luck...
▲Then you can only pray sincerely
Pray that you were born in Barcelona after September 25, 2011, or in Catalonia after January 1, 2012.
I heard that in these places, bullfighting is prohibited.