好消息和壞消息 [摸頭][摸頭]雙語幽默小笑話
“有好消息，也有壞消息。”離婚律師告訴他的當事人。
“我當然想聽到一些好消息啦，”當事人歎了口氣說，“是什麼好消息?”
“您妻子沒有要求在協定裡包括您未來将要繼承的财産。
“那麼壞消息呢?”
“離婚以後，她會與您父親結婚。”
Good News and Bad News
“There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.
“I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. “What's it?”
“Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement.”
“And the bad news?”
“After the divorce, she's marrying your father.”
[微風][微風]雙語美文[微風][微風]
NIGHT夜晚
在一個月光皎潔的夜晚，
我看見了一幅美景。
兩隻鳥兒高高飛翔，
一隻飛向左，
一隻飛向右。
On a bright moonlight night,
I had a wonderful sight.
I saw two birds flying high,
One turned left,
And the other turned right.
配圖來自@姑蘇阿焦 ，在此謝過。
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