好消息和坏消息 [摸头][摸头]双语幽默小笑话
“有好消息，也有坏消息。”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。
“我当然想听到一些好消息啦，”当事人叹了口气说，“是什么好消息?”
“您妻子没有要求在协议里包括您未来将要继承的财产。
“那么坏消息呢?”
“离婚以后，她会与您父亲结婚。”
Good News and Bad News
“There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.
“I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. “What's it?”
“Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement.”
“And the bad news?”
“After the divorce, she's marrying your father.”
[微风][微风]双语美文[微风][微风]
NIGHT夜晚
在一个月光皎洁的夜晚，
我看见了一幅美景。
两只鸟儿高高飞翔，
一只飞向左，
一只飞向右。
On a bright moonlight night,
I had a wonderful sight.
I saw two birds flying high,
One turned left,
And the other turned right.
配图来自@姑苏阿焦 ，在此谢过。
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