A woman is having an affair while her husband is at work. One wet and lusty day she’s in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she hears her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh my God, hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yells to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband is home early!”
“I can’t jump out the window!” comes the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. “It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both! He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes, and jumps out the window!
As he begins running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovers he has run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon. So he starts running along beside the others, about three hundred of them. Being naked with his clothes tucked under his arm, he is trying to “blend in” as best he can. It isn’t that effective.
After a little while, a few of the runners who have been studying him with some curiosity jog closer. “Do you always run in the nude?” one asks.
“Oh, yes” he replies, gasping. “It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over your skin while you’re running.”
Another runner moves alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?”
“Oh, yes,” our friend answers breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”
Then a third runner casts his eyes downward and queries, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
“Only if it’s raining.”#学英语：语言文化之旅#
