反正都被说虐菜,那就索性虐到底吧
#梅西##阿根廷##足球#
Application
Dear FIFA and Argentine national team: I am Lionel Andres Messi cusidini. Due to the disputes among Chinese fans, I hereby apply to you for hosting and participating in the friendly match with the following teams:
Luxembourg, Lithuania, Andorra, Armenia, Latvia, Faroe Islands, Azerbaijan, Cyprus and Kazakhstan.
We look forward to your approval!
Applicant: Leo Messi
申请书
尊敬的国际足联、阿根廷国家队:
我是利昂内尔·安德烈斯·梅西·库西蒂尼,由于中国球迷纷争不下,特向您们申请举办并参加与下列球队的友谊赛:
卢森堡、立陶宛、安道尔、亚美尼亚、拉脱维亚、法罗群岛、阿塞拜疆、塞浦路斯、哈萨克斯坦
望批准为盼!
申请人:里奥.梅西
以上,纯属虚构,如果成真,绝对巧合!