"Money is no problem"
The group of words of these six words on the title can be turned into sentences with different meanings! Haha, great language skills!
Money is no problem
The problem is that there is no money
Having money is no problem
No money is a problem
The problem is that there is no money
Money is not a problem
Money has no problems
It's no problem to have money
There is no problem with no money
There is no problem with the money
The problem is that there is no money
No problem is having money
No money is a problem
《Tofu》
Customer: "How much is tofu?" ”
Boss: "Two pieces." ”
Customer: "Two pieces a piece?" ”
Boss: "One piece." ”
Customer: "Two pieces a piece?" ”
Customer: "Is it two pieces, or two pieces of one piece?""
Boss: "It's two pieces."
Customer: That's five cents a piece!
Boss: you, don't sell you anymore! They all confused Lao Tzu!
Don't get me wrong
The Dragon Boat Festival unit sent a large box of rice dumplings, too heavy, and the female colleague asked the male colleague to help her send it back.
Went downstairs. She said to the male colleague: You wait for me downstairs, I will go up to see, if my husband is there, I will ask him to come down and move; if he is not there, then I will have to trouble you to help me move up.
After a while, the female colleague stood on the balcony of her house on the 17th floor and shouted: Come up! My husband is not at home!
As soon as these words came out, they alarmed their neighbors, and everyone ran out to see. Make male colleagues in full view of everyone, not up, not go.
The female colleague thought that the other party did not hear clearly, and put her hands in a trumpet shape on the side of her mouth and shouted louder: My husband is not at home, hurry up!
Hearing this, the male colleague immediately felt red in the face, pulled out his mobile phone and wanted to call her not to shout. As a result, the female colleague shouted again: "No need to call, come up quickly, let you go when you are finished, seize the time, hurry!" ”
The male colleague was angry and attacked his heart, lifted the rice dumplings and ran to the stairs...
The two most admired teams
There are two sports in China that you don't have to watch at all, and you don't have to worry about.
One is table tennis and the other is men's football.
The former is "No one can win!" ”，
The latter is "No one can win!" ”
The two teams that I admire the most are also the table tennis team and the men's football team. One is "no one can beat", and the other is "no one can beat".
—— This Chinese expression is also drunk!
An unspeakable title
Someone chatted with a friend and talked about his life problems, quite confused, so he complained:
"A few years ago, I married a beautiful widow who had a beautiful daughter who had just come of age and later married my father. My stepdaughter became my stepmother, and my father became my son-in-law.
Two years later my wife bore me a son, he was my stepmother's half-brother, my son called me Daddy, I called my son Uncle. My stepdaughter bore my father another son, who was my younger brother, but he had to call me Grandpa. I am my wife's husband, and my wife is my stepmother's mother, so I am my own grandfather. ”
After listening, his friend cried, "Your uncle! The math problems in the college entrance examination were not so complicated!
Why is it said that Chinese is broad and profound?
You'll understand it after reading it...
These are the same meaning...
Chinese too powerful and too good,
Hahaha!!!
These are generally only understood by scholars of the tenth level of Chinese.
You get the idea?