Hello everyone, good-looking little man, today I want to talk about a secret agent movie, "Agent Bean 3".
Agent Bean
Since it is the story of Bean, the place of the incident is, of course, in London.
On this day, the database of British government personnel was hacked again, the information of the young agents was exposed, and it was impossible to use it at the moment, and the prime minister Aunt Mei patted her thigh: "Then call the retired old gang back." ”
As a result, the retired local science teacher in high school accepted the call of the state and became one of the candidates.
Some people, you don't look at him skinny, but luck is particularly good. Other candidates too good? It doesn't matter, the old man relied on his own skin and successfully took away the old gang dishes in a wave. The prime minister can't see it, let's be a dead horse doctor. So the old man brought his golden partner Xiao Fu to re-emerge from the jianghu, planning to give the black hand behind the scenes a man before and after.
He insisted that the Walter Ppk pistol and the 1977 Aston Martin vantage v8 were the secret agent's romance, and that hacking technology and hybrids were scum.
So the old gang dish lost all the electronic equipment provided by the organization, and drove the old gang vegetable v8 with heavy exhaust gas, oil leakage, and tail flinging efforts to set off to France to find the source of the hacker's signal.
Soon, they ran into the informant they were looking for in a restaurant, and in order to get the informant's mobile phone, the two began a clumsy performance.
"I'll bring you a shrimp that's not working well, and you'll see it."
Not only is it hot, but it's also difficult to swallow
"Uh... Excuse me...... It seems like the fire has gone too far..."
The shrimp were on fire, and the restaurant was on fire, and the fire was thorough.
Fortunately, the old man found a clue - a suspicious cruise ship.
The owner of the cruise ship has a lot of money and is a new upstart in science and technology. In his eyes, everything was data, including Kardashian's big ass. Mastering the skills and getting rich overnight is not a dream.
Qian Duoduo is indeed very talented, and even Aunt Mei wants to cooperate with him. In order to find out what kind of ghost Qian Duoduo was doing, the old man without technical support used the most stupid method.
"Hey, 114?" I want to ask—"
"Hey, I want to ask about this cruise ship—"
"Hello or me!" I would like to ask where this cruise ship is parked, online and so on, urgent! ”
After learning the cruise ship address, the two men touched the boat with difficulty. Unfortunately, before they could take two steps, they were discovered in a posture of great shame.
But who is Lao Han, Lao Han is an academic hardcore agent, and he has to kill you 3000.Soon, the two escaped from the room, and by the way inserted a retro card locator into the baby CPU of Qianduoduo's entire data system.
On the way to the run, Lao Huan met Qian Duoduo's subordinate, Liu Piaopiao, and with Lao Huan's intuition, their story was about to begin.
The next day, the two people who squatted found Liu Piaopiao on a BMW i3, in the face of this kind of small cuteness that even the motor sound had to be made into an electric, the old car soul was ignited, and he wanted Liu Piaopiao to see what is the real human-car integration, changing gears like the wind.
Unexpectedly, Liu Piaopiao's battery did not stop, and the v8 of the old man ran out of oil first, and the old man was cordially ridiculed by the sister.
In fact, Liu Piaopiao is a Russian agent, and the target is also a lot of money.
At night, Liu Piaopiao, who suspects that the old man is in the way, wants to clear the roadblock, but she thinks of everything, that is, she did not expect the old man's luck. Lao Xian accidentally ate the stimulant, and used all his strength to do liu piao, or experienced the taste of being dumped here in Lao Huan.
After verifying QianDuoduo's background, the organization began to train Lao Huan with simulated real scenes. But the old man is the old man, and after putting on the VR equipment, he successfully immersed himself in the scene and walked out of the training room.
In the eyes of the old man, he successfully infiltrated the money and successfully completed the task.
In the eyes of passers-by, a strange man kicked the passing grandmother, smoked the bakery brother, and gave the narrator a high-altitude fall.
After the training, the old man with the inflated confidence broke into the money and saw Liu Piaopiao again. After confessing their identities to each other, the two people reached a cooperative consensus and prepared to take the evidence of the crime of Qianduoduo.
However, if the old man is not skinny, he is not called the old man, and soon, he and the husband will be exposed. The panicked old man intercepted the driving school's car, allowing the co-driver trainees to experience a non-responsible driving.
I also took off myopic glasses
Unfortunately, the old man brought back the wrong evidence. Due to the big news made many times, the old man was fired.
But what kind of person is the old man, a man with responsibility and luck. In order to save the world's network security from Qian Duoduo's hands, Lao Huan thought of a person - Xiao Fu's wife, the captain of the nuclear submarine Niu Jie.
Riding on The Cow Sister's downwind boat, the old man and the little husband quickly arrived at the G12 venue. Unfortunately, a step too late, Qian Duoduo has already threatened the leaders of various countries to bookmark the database authorization, and Liu Piaopiao's identity has also been revealed by Qian Duoduo on the spot.
But who is Lao Han, Lao Han is a responsible, shity academic man, although he does not understand high technology, but he knows how to work.
The arrogant Qian Duoduo did not expect that he would be beaten down by an iPad, and he did not expect that the skinny man in front of him actually blew up his proud processor by relying on the locator.
Learn from your plastic guns
You think that after the happy ending, the old man will live happily with Liu Piaopiao. But this is Bean, and The Old Man still returns to school and continues to teach the little farts to use various hardcore spy tools.
To watch this movie, you don't need to bring a brain, just bring popcorn.
This movie tells us a truth: although the automatic car is convenient, but it really runs, it can't do the manual transmission; just like ai artificial intelligence can also write press releases, but how can not replace the little man who writes the film review carefully.
The little man wanted to say that recently he has been asking for a thousand bullet screens, which is too card-free.
Today I just want to wish The Bean actor, Mr. Rowan Atkinson, good health and more fun movies.
I said, the words are all on this, shouldn't you brush a thousand blessings for his old man?
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