(This article is inconsistent with the plot of the movie)
It was almost the New Year, and the handsome little blind man went to the bank to withdraw money to buy a train ticket
He was received by Kai Meili
In fact, Xiao Blind is not blind at all, and at a glance he likes Kai Meimei and makes a very excessive request
Kai Meili asked, don't you know that WeChat sends red envelopes?
The little blind asked rhetorically, don't you know that the bully loves to show off?
Big Black, jewish bald men, and English boys were robbers
They are well equipped and of excellent quality
Seeing that it was going to be the New Year, the three of them came to the bank and planned to do a big vote
However, another group of two-man robbers also took a fancy to the bank
The two sides confronted each other
I don't know who fired the gun and killed a melon-eating mass
Two groups of robbers engaged in a shootout
The new duo felt unable to beat and wanted to take the opportunity to leave
But the bell rang at 5 o'clock and the banks closed
The little blind man stood up and said, don't fight, big New Year's Day, can't you grab it together?
Kai Mei couldn't help but marvel, your thinking of learning to be a bully is really strange
Unexpectedly, the robbers actually agreed
They also introduced each other
The little blind man and the others were held hostage
Watch everyone panic
Opinion leaders stepped forward
And personally demonstrate how to maintain calm
The bank security guard said, although I can't beat the robbers, but it is more than enough to kill you
The big black group with many people is equipped, and the target is the vault
Peanut butter and pudding came to watch
Big Black said, I have been in the industry for decades, like you are so unprofessional, T-shirt shorts to rob the bank. It was the first time I'd seen it. Hurry up, don't infect me with idiots.
Peanut butter and pudding were given at cash machines, and in order to show off their skills, they decided to blow them up with explosives.
Pudding said that when I bought a lot of explosives online on Double 11, I bought three and got one free shipping.
Peanut butter said, you are too good at living. If you're not a man, you really want to marry you home.
Peanut butter put the explosives in place and chanted a spell
Then it was blown away
Frightened Jewish bald men and English boys came to theorize
The Jewish bald man said angrily, "You use bombs against the cash machine, have you calculated the return on investment?" Do you think it's a fight with the landlord, a bomb will double.
The English boy shot off half of Pudding's ear and said you guys are so robbed, how many pairs of pants do I have to bring to change them.
The little blind man had doubts about the death of the melon-eating masses and felt that there must be a big conspiracy
He sneaked out to investigate, first finding the busy Big Black
Dahei was very angry, and let people not rob well? How can anyone come to visit the door, the New Year is in advance!
On the way back to the conference room, the little blind man set out the information that there was an internal traitor, and judged that the internal adultery was a procedural ape
Ape said he was selling information about the vulnerability of the banking system, but the buyer did not have real-name authentication
Peanut butter and pudding are going to blow up the cash machine again
The English boy politely apologized and said he could guide them
Peanut butter and pudding were not convinced
The English boy opened the computer and said, let you see my ranking
Peanut butter and pudding said, we have also done a lot of big cases, check out how many we are in line
Pudding argued, you don't know. After the last robbery, the car broke down on the way back, we were arrested, and the ranking was lowered
The English boy asked, what place did you grab?
Pudding said, 4s shop
Peanut butter and pudding felt that it was too dangerous to order explosives and planned to find a hostage to make it
They stopped the English boy and demanded that half of the hostages be taken
The English boy said, "Why don't you plan to come and shake it up?"
In order to investigate, The little blind man volunteered to light a bomb
Then he took the opportunity to touch the pockets of the melon eaters and found that he was an FBI
After some rigorous reasoning, the little blind man judged that it was the Jewish bald man who wanted to kill everyone
The crowd finds the Jewish bald man and finds that both he and the procedural ape have been killed
Big Black is not happy, am I going to the wrong set, or someone has taken the wrong script? Said good robbery, how to change the chamber of secrets to kill?
Daiguro plans to leave the group, but successfully joins the KFC Deluxe Package
Seeing that the big black had become extremely black, everyone was stunned and said that they would never set off firecrackers in the fifth ring again
The English boy asked peanut butter and pudding, the robbers are left with us, do you want to stand on the last shift together?
Peanut butter and pudding also felt that the cash machine was not addictive, and decided to help the British boy blow up the vault.
The little blind sneaked out again to find clues and met the pudding
The little blind man asked Pudding, how did you come to grab this place today
Pudding said a fax sent to them by a well-meaning person. The buddies are old and often send us work.
The bank manager suddenly fell ill, and everyone went their separate ways to find medicine
The British boy watched the crowd running around again, thinking that the hostages of this session were not good, and the quality was too poor
He pulled out his knife and tried to scare everyone. Unexpectedly, the little blind man pulled out a gun
The British boy said, dude, it turns out that you took the wrong script, you are a hostage, how the weapons are better than mine
The little blind man expressed his willingness to exchange a gun for intelligence
So the English boy also pulled out a fax
Then they found another hostage dead in the closet, with a fax on the body
After reading the fax, everyone thought that she must be too good at work and jealous
After putting together three faxes, the little blind summoned Conan
The results of the analysis are
Some people set this trap in order to kill people
The English boy ignored the little blind and insisted on blowing up the vault
Happiness came too suddenly
Three robbers carry money on their backs and prepare to leave
The hostages pulled out their guns
The English boy said, what's the matter? Now think of defending your homeland? Forced drama, right?
The hostages said one after another, there is a killer demon here, please ask the uncle to carry us for a while
Suddenly the lights were all off, and when they came back on
Everyone found out that the English boy had been killed
The little blind man found out who was behind it
It turned out to be a bank manager!
The manager saw that the matter was revealed, and had to beg for forgiveness
Let me go, I will send red envelopes to everyone
Everyone felt that the manager was not kind, and the red envelope was so small
Shot him to death indiscriminately
Seeing that pistols had become widespread among hostages, peanut butter and pudding were hesitant to take the money
The hostages felt that the two were exemplary robbers and agreed to let them take money to recharge their IQ
The two men rejoiced and retired with money on their backs
The police arrived and the incident ended
Kaymili prepares to drive home to meet her parents
Only to find that the little blind man was already waiting for her in the car
Little blind said, the New Year was urged to marry, not? I'll help you get off your list!
Kai Meimei thought of the seven aunts and eight aunts in her hometown
Reluctantly agreed
(End)
Screenshot taken from the movie Flycatcher Paper