1, winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin can eat, what melon can not eat?
Answer: Fool
2, there are 6 steamed buns in the basin, 6 children each get 1, but there is still 1 in the basin, why?
Answer: The last kid put the basin together
3. Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible?
Answer: Remove the word "ice" by two points and it becomes "water."
4, in winter, the baby is afraid of the cold, and when he arrives at the house, he refuses to take off his hat. But he saw a man obediently taking off his hat, who was that person?
Answer: Hairdresser
5. Lao Wang shaves his face forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this?
Answer: Lao Wang is a hairdresser
6, there is a word, everyone will read it wrong when they see it. What is this word?
Answer: This is the word "wrong"
7. Xiaohua is at home, and who looks most like?
Answer: Yourself
8. What is the use of egg shells?
Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.
9. What is something that does not have to be beaten with effort?
Answer: Yawn
10, you can do, I can do, everyone does; one person can do, two people can not do together. What does this do?
Answer: Dreaming
11. What must everyone do seriously every day?
Answer: Sleep
12. Who never dares to take a bath?
Answer: Clay man
13, Xiaoming never studied but got a model student, why?
Answer: Bob is a deaf-mute student
14. What kind of car is difficult to walk?
Answer: Windmills
15. Which month has 28 days?
Answer: 28 days a month
16. Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class?
Answer: Not as comfortable as in bed
17. What kind of wine can not be drunk?
Answer: iodine
18. What egg can't be beaten, cooked, and can't be eaten?
Answer: Zero egg "0" obtained on the test
19. What do you have to do without exerting effort?
Answer: Dozing off
20. It takes 6 hours for the train from Beijing to Shanghai, after 3 hours of exercise, where should the train be?
Answer: On the tracks
21. When will the clock not go?
Answer: The clock is not going to go
22. What books can't be bought in bookstores?
Answer: Suicide note
23、 What is the narrowest road?
Answer: The road is narrow
24. What can't be eaten?
Answer: "East-West" direction
25, a person fell off the plane, why did not fall to his death?
Answer: The plane is parked on the ground
26. What are the flowers that bloom all year round?
Answer: Plastic flowers
27. What english letters do people like to hear the most?
Answer: cd
28. Who never sees a doctor when they get sick?
Answer: Blind
29. Xiaoming knows the answer to the test paper, why do he still frequently look at his classmates?
Answer: Bob is a teacher
30. Why can't the hammer break the egg with an iron hammer?
Answer: Of course, the hammer will not break
31. Who is easily knocked down by a boxing champion?
Answer: Sleepy bugs
32. What do you not know that I know?
Answer: The sole is broken
33. Why is a man walking on the beach but finds no footprints behind him?
Answer: He's walking backwards
34, a truck driver knocked down a motorcycle rider, the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcycle rider is fine, why?
Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at the time
35, when you wake up in the morning, what is the first thing everyone has to do?
Answer: Open your eyes
36. Can you write in red with blue pen?
Answer: How hard is it to write a "red" word
37. When the car turns right, which tire does not turn?
Answer: Spare tire
38. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?
Answer: Confucius's son is on the left, Mencius's son is on the top
39. Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third year of junior high school?
Answer: From the first to the third year of junior high school, learn a lesson in two days, which is not bad!
40. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach?
Answer: One. Because after eating one, it is not empty stomach
41. When Columbus stepped onto the New World with one foot, what did he do next?
Answer: Step on the other foot
42, The caterpillar came home and said a word to his father, and his father fainted on the spot, what did the caterpillar say?
Answer: The caterpillar said, "I'm going to buy shoes." ”
43, the plane fell from the sky, why did not one of them get injured?
Answer: All dead
44. What is the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
Answer: It's plain
45. What is the smallest island in the world?
Answer: a safe island on the road
46、 Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why is the chicken dead and the goose is not dead?
Answer: Penguins
47, four people in a hut playing mahjong (no one else is watching), then the police came, all four people ran away, but the police came to the house and caught another person, why?
Answer: Four people played a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him
48. Who is the King of All Beasts?
Answer: Zoo director
49. What can be used to solve all the mysteries?
Answer: The answer
50. What kind of person will appear after death?
Answer: The people in the movie
Source: Parents have a daily lesson