Have you watched the second season of the variety show "Longing for Life"? The latest issue is simply a source of happiness ahhahahaha
The main theme of this show is slow variety show, which is actually a group of people trying their best to live a self-sufficient life in the country fields.
The resident guests are Huang Lei, He Jiong, Liu Xianhua, Peng Yuchang, and then each issue will have a different guest to spend two days and one night.
Entertainment Jun wants to tell you about the latest issue, the guests are Zhang Shaogang, Li Shi and Chi Zi, there are friends who watch "Spit Conference" will be more familiar with them, these three are quite sharp mouth master.
Senior host Zhang Shaogang, everyone may be more familiar. Chi Zi, a young man born in 1995, is a talk show actor who has circled a lot of fans by relying on "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show" and "Spit Conference".
Li Tian, nicknamed "Egg Egg", is inseparable from Chi Zi, in addition to being a stand-up comedian, he has other identities, such as a slow-selling book writer, poet and so on.
Before the broadcast of the program, Li Tianfa Weibo said that because of his performance, the program is likely to be scolded after broadcasting, calling on fans to scold first and not be taken advantage of by passers-by.
However, fans did not appreciate it, and said that idol behavior please do not rise to fans, welcome everyone to insult Li Tian, but please do not affect the fans.
Sigh, the fans were originally the same forest birds, and the idols were scolded to fly separately.
After the program was broadcast, some viewers did express their dislike for Li Shi. Why? Because he is in is too! lazy! finish!
In the whole show, Henry Liu Xianhua was completely forced to collapse by Li Shi, well, just like the old mothers who are often childish to the point of exploding hair at home, please imagine for yourself.
After demonstrating how to chop firewood, Liu Xianhua warmly invited Li Shi to try it.
Liu Xianhua: Egg egg, come one ~
Li Tian: I don't chop, I can't, I'm afraid (walking and retreating)
Liu Xianhua: You have to have self-confidence!
Li: I didn't
Liu Xianhua: You have self-confidence!
Li Tian: I don't, I really can't.
Liu Xianhua: You didn't try how do you know it's not okay (roar)
In the end, after Li Shi's ruthless refusal, Liu Xianhua's invitation failed. Ordinary guests came up to be good and pretended, and Li Shi couldn't directly block the words.
Then Li Shi, Chi Zi, Liu Xianhua, and Peng Yuchang embarked on the road of digging bamboo shoots for dinner.
The juvenile group composed of Peng Yuchang in 94 and Chi Zi in 95 is quite harmonious, and the two are simply digging out bamboo shoots and digging out the visual sense of love.
In contrast, the youth group of Li Shi and Liu Xianhua can be said to be a large rollover scene.
Do you dare to believe that Li Shi and Liu Xianhua are the same age? Both were born in October 1989, and Li was only nine days older than Liu Xianhua.
The two struggled to find bamboo shoots in the woods.
李诞：i can’t find anything.
Liu Xianhua: You have to have self-confidence! Find with your eyes and you have to have confidence!
Li Tian: Ah I am looking for it.
Liu Xianhua: You see, you have the confidence to find it.
Li Tian: Thank you for your encouragement.
The dialogue of the two of these mysteries...
The real test begins after finding the bamboo shoots.
Li Shi casually touched the ground with a hoe, disguised the action of digging bamboo shoots, and said to Liu Xianhua: "It's time for you, one person." ”
Liu Xianhua's heart: ??????
This is not the dialogue that only primary school students can have, hahahahaha, one person does not suffer losses.
Liu Xianhua: You're bored.
Li: Right.
Liu Xianhua: Why are you not energetic?
Li: Because I don't have self-confidence.
Liu Xianhua: You have to have self-confidence! Dig deep, dig deep and dig out again...
Let's take a look at how Li Shi dug up bamboo shoots...
It almost made Ben Entertainer want to push himself away (and wouldn't).
Liu Xianhua: Are you bored?
Li Cheng: Not really.
Liu Xianhua: You have, you use a little!
Li Tian: I didn't, what you see now is all I have. So I'll help you find it, do you dig it well?
After digging up a bamboo shoot, he was too tired to do it, and Li Shi said that he would call and ask Huang Lei how many bamboo shoots he wanted to dig.
Liu Xianhua: You don't have to ask, you just dig it!
Li Cheng: But there must be a head, right?!
After the four of them dug for a while, Li Shi was so tired that he sat directly next to him, and by the way, he picked up the other friends: "Let's talk about the day for a while~"
Chi Zi: You don't want us, you see what you look like! (From the spit of the post-95 teenagers)
Liu Xianhua: Can you stand up?
Li: I can, but I don't.
Hahahahahahahaha
In the time of digging bamboo shoots, Li Tian made three phone calls. The first time I called Huang Lei to ask for a few bamboo shoots, the second time I asked for help buying aloe vera glue, and the third time I complained to Zhang Shaogang that I was tired.
A big man who was five years old and three thick said: Teacher Zhang, I am very tired. They always let me work, and then they called me as soon as I didn't work, especially the Hua Tsai, cue me, said egg! Get up! Have love! He cue me, I'm embarrassed to hit him, and then I'm in pain now, and I just want to ask you if I can hit him.
He Jiong said that the first season of the phone began to be sent to guests, the first time there were guests who really called, and it was necessary to call three times in a day...
After digging the bamboo shoots, everyone went to dig for toons.
Li Cheng: To be honest, I don't like to work...
Liu Xianhua: Egg egg, you have to have self-confidence!
Li Tian: I have it now, I have it too much, before I knew you, I have never had confidence in the past forty years, I have known you for two hours today, I have self-confidence.
Liu Xianhua: I went back
Li Tian: Be confident
Liu Xianhua: Egg egg, will you miss me?
Li Tian: I will, I think of you like this vegetable root, rotten and solid.
Hahahaha people are happy to be confident in middle age, and it is almost laughable to the liver!
Chi Zi said next to him: "Li Laoshi has grown up this time, I have never seen Li Tian, who has stood for such a long time." Li Shi proudly said, "Don't say you haven't seen it, I haven't seen it myself, my father and my mother haven't seen it!" ”
After that, everyone was busy preparing dinner, and Li Shi collapsed on the mat alone and wrote a poem. "Labor is the most glorious, and Li Shi is the most useless."
Although Li Shi's body was not moving, his mouth was not idle, and he kept calling out to Zhang Shaogang, who was cooking.
Zhang Shaogang could only put down his hand to see this uncomfortable baby, but the baby said that he had no problem, just "lying down", and said that he had to lie down for 12 hours a day.
Hahahahahaha
"Once a person lies down, he is happy, and there is no trouble." This sentence can probably become the life motto of your fat house, hahaha~
This is the controversy of Li Tian in this episode of the show, some viewers think that he is too lazy, not only lazy attitude is not correct, the realistic version of the "social giant baby".
But some viewers think that Li Shi is really not pretentious, and people who do not love labor do not need to pretend to love labor.
In fact, after the program was broadcast, He Jiong also sent a weibo, saying that Li Shi only lay down for ten minutes, and the work he should do was not less.
Entertainment Jun thinks that everyone still don't scold him, Li Birthday on this show, at least the effect of the variety show has been achieved, it is really funny. As for whether he did the work or not, it really didn't matter how much he did.
Watching the show is not Tu Yi Le, it is good to see happiness, and Li Shi is indeed living the life he yearns for, but also the life that entertainment jun yearns for, and he can lie down at any time hahahahaha.
With the heat of Li's "Longing for Life" on the birth, his girlfriend Black Tail Sauce is also on the hot search today, because too! float! bright! finish!
The painting style of the two together is like this ↓
Ah good looking leather bag and funny soul match this is? Express envy ~
Entertainment Jun is also going to learn to lie down, maybe you can also lie out of a funny soul hahahahahaha!
Author: Lollipop
Editorial Assistant: Chen Binbin