The author | Xie Minghong
Editor| Li Chunhui
It's not Zhou Hou, it's love.
In the past two days, the masses immersed in the old love affair between Jay Chou and Hou Peichen have no doubt about this. Have you ever taken the Heavenly King's sister-in-law in your eyes? Can you count me out!
A stone stirs up a thousand layers of waves, and the rainbow revives expired sugar. It is said that Kunling sent a rainbow map in Instagram, but it was found that Hou Patzen took it at home in July. What's more embarrassing is that Kunling deliberately added filters and text and sent it three times, saying that he was playing on a short trip.
This made the masses question the "happy life" of the Heavenly King's sister-in-law. Do happy people want to look at the ex who raped their husband n years ago? And if it were not for Zhou Dong clarifying that the photo was passed down by Jianshang, things would not be so silverless. Details show that the photo is clearly taken by Hou Patzen's own angle, and now the builders are going to ins to find pictures for customers? Really locomotive eh!
The most real hammer is that Hou Peichenfa's original picture has a window reflection on the left. Can the builder still climb into the Hou family and take pictures of the window? There are no more than three kinds of truth: Kunling himself regards the treacherous and thief map; Jay Chou secretly misses the Cun Tu and is unintentionally sent by KunLing; Hou Peichen's jianshang pirate map eats melon. Either one is socially dead, unless Hou Patzen changes careers to become a businessman!
The ridicule of the masses was at first that Hou Patzen was pulled to the news by Kunlun for no reason, and the two mouths always said to themselves without even saying sorry. Who did Hou Patzen provoke again? People sit in their homes, and builders come up to heaven.
And what was originally indignant about the facts eventually evolved into the Renaissance of Zhou Houlian. Emotional needs finally triumphed over reason, and with everyone came a circle of "Internet Twenty Years of Gossip Tour":
From the ancient "Chen Kun Baby Mother" in Tianya, to the "Zhouhou Material" of Tudou Network, to the "Hongdi Legend" jointly dedicated by the Douban Goose Group and Jinjiang Rabbit District, the history of eating melons by the masses is also the rise and fall of video websites and entertainment communities.
Tudou: Zhou Hou's love relic
Douban has a topic called "posting your love relics". Ordinary people may be a love letter or chat record, but Zhou Houlian has left a large number of video materials from more than a decade ago on Tudou. This makes it possible for the masses to draw detailed and thorough reports without the need for Qianjia to examine the evidence.
"Everything about Hou Peichen in the mv of "I Am Not Worthy", "The full record of Jay Chou's love", "Hou Peichen interviewed Jay Chou's scandalous history", "Jay Chou came to the stage to receive the award, Hou Patzen was full of love", "Jay Chou sent warm messages to Hou Patzen", "Hou Patzen cried bitterly after breaking up with Jay Chou".
Young people always think that the CP short video is a new thing on the B station, but they don't know that the tudou network of that year has been playing well.
What's so good about Tudou? It is not that it is old and pasty, but that it has failed, but a "sense of heritage". When you suddenly want to stumble back to the cp you stumbled ten years ago, you will find that the video material is still there. And because it was marginalized in the era of video site giants, there were no fans to report troublemaking.
With Tudou, even old videos can taste new flavors. For example, "The Secret That Cannot Be Said" hides various details of Zhou Hou's love. The female protagonist is called Lu Xiaoyu, it is said that the nickname of Hou anchor is Xiaoyu; the female protagonist and Hou Patzen have asthma and have the habit of poking the male protagonist's face; the movie is through the plot, after the female protagonist was injured and gave up the male protagonist, the male protagonist resolutely decided to return to the old time where the female protagonist was.
Here you can contact Jay Chou's interview. Asked when he wanted to go back to The Time Machine, he replied: "When he returns to Daiguan Mountain, he will no longer go to greet Eason Chan." "Zhou Houlian is the Daiguan Mountain in Tokyo that was exposed in 2005.
Not to mention "I Don't Deserve" and "Petzen Who Said Yes", which have been "signed" by Hou Patzen. Jay Chou sent Hou Patzen a big Christmas tree, "I am not worthy" mv in the heroine has always been accompanied by a Christmas tree; mv 31 seconds, the heroine wore a yellow coat, is the color that the anchor often wears when the two met; the Golden Horse Award that the heroine watched was the one where Jay Chou won the award Hou Patzen as the host.
Hou Patzen wrote the tragic ending of Romeo and Juliet in "Words and Words", Jay Chou wrote in "Elimination": "I like comedy ending"; Hou wrote in the book: "Goodbye is the most perfect period", "Elimination" wrote: "You use to leave to lie down"; after the breakup, Hou Patzen said that "falling in love every day is afraid", "Elimination" wrote: "Your uneasiness wins your trust, but I get your comfort elimination." ”
On the one hand, the masses sigh that only emotional wounds can make Jay Chou write a good song; on the other hand, Bump Sugar likes to be strong and strong, one side is too weak to be interesting, and the spirit cannot resonate and is not strong. Seeing Kunling guess jay Chou's album is as regrettable as watching Li Yapeng's song that wrongly said Faye Wong.
Hou Patzen is destined to be Jay Chou's muse, but is Jay Chou's love for Hou Patzen, or is he "a love jay Chou"? Is it obsessing over your ex, or are you obsessed with this "never get the commotion forever"? Only he drank water and knew it.
Compared with several protagonists who have now "gained happiness", Hard Candy Jun is more distressed that he has not been able to repair the potato net that has not been able to achieve positive results, and really does not consider taking advantage of this opportunity to fry himself "Renaissance"? In that era when short videos had not yet "sunk", Tudou really produced a lot of fine products.
Goose and Rabbit: Hongdi's Mirror Flower Water Moon
No matter how Zhou Hou slaughters the version, Hongdi will always be the top stream of the Eight Groups of Douban. Zhou Hou has a middle birth, that is a micro, a little elaboration of the sweetness doubled; Hongdi out of nothing, that is crazy, grass gray snake line multi-party search evidence, looking for clues on the poor fall of the Yellow Spring.
Who chased after this drama in those years did not say a word of "love". But with the passage of time, there are strong doubts: is Hongdi real or fake? The level of curiosity has reached the level of "family sacrifice without forgetting to tell Naiwong". The same girlfriend is really inexplicable, the singer has a baby after many years, and the pianist's girlfriend is gone.
Li Yundi's previous Weibo web page background was Shangri-La, and Shangri-La was in Diqing, Yunnan, where the local dialect means "sun and moon in the heart"; Wang Lihong's Weibo drink pu'er tea, Li Yundi also likes pu'er tea; Wang Lihong's 10th birthday received a mobile phone case gift, which is "you are my only" note on the keyboard.
The kowtows are delicate in their hearts and become more and more courageous in the passion of solving cases. Hard Candy Jun most admired is Li Yundi's Weibo map analysis on February 26, 2013. Li Yundi only said "London, familiar streets, cold nights, Ann." However, some people inferred from the height ratio of the figure at the subway entrance, the posture of the bag, and the Down Jacket of Bosideng, and deduced that this person was Wang Lihong.
The most subtle is the code word, Wang Lihong and Li Yundi's three frequent microblogs, which are considered to be a substitute for "I love you". When Wang Lihong went to Shanghai on October 7, 2013, he ended with three periods and a cloud. On that day, Li Yundi recorded a good voice in Shanghai, and Wang Lihong left the team and ran to Shanghai, which should be to celebrate Li Yundi's birthday.
There is a melon building, there is a rebuttal building. Regarding Hongdi, the opposing arguments are also sufficient. Including the famous Hongdi watching movies, Li Yundi's girlfriend Tian Fei is also there. Even looking for Wang Lihong's reflection on the bottle, Tian Fei was also there on Valentine's Day that day. And Li Yundi has been blown up several girlfriends before and after, is it not surprising that he turned to love Li Hong?
It is precisely in the all-night debate on Hongdi's love to eat melon and solve puzzles, the Jinjiang netizen message area (rabbit area) and the Douban goose group (eight groups) have risen in an all-round way, and are still at the forefront of Internet entertainment gossip. Although both communities had existed for a long time at the time, it was Hongdi who completely activated them.
The conviction of the vertical community has created the material for communication. Spreading to mass social networking sites such as Weibo, the follow-up of the terrier masks the distinction between true and false. The most stamped is still the 2013 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Liu Qian whispered to Li Yundi, "Looking for Lihong? As the snowball rolled bigger and bigger, Hongdi became a "national CP" known to the people of the whole country.
With the accumulation of time, Hongdi even triggered the Mandela effect of collective memory. Obviously, only Zhang Huimei was in the middle, and Li Yundi and Wang Lihong were suspected of holding hands behind their backs on both sides. Nowadays, some netizens have vowed that Zhang Huimei has blessed them both. In the future, if there is a day when the water falls out, the family festival will not forget the goose group!
Tianya: The first generation of celebrities to break the news
To truly establish the status of the jianghu, Goose Rabbit relies on the "Hongdi Love" in 2013, and Tianya relies on the "nude photos gate" in 2008.
When photos flowed out of Hong Kong that year, Tianya was not the only forum to post news. Previously, it was "yellow but cat pounced, just Xinhua, not as fast as Gordon". But that time, Tianya grasped the pulse of the times.
On January 29, 2008, Tianya reposted nude photos under the name of "Hong Kong Forum", and the peak period of three minutes and one page building became the fastest theme since the establishment of Tianya. Subsequently, the police intervened to delete the photos of the forums, and the relevant responsible persons were also invited to talk. And Tianya's "crime against the wind" only deletes the pictures in the main text and the post to protect the big water building.
On February 8 of the same year, the sudden disappearance of the "building" made Tianya netizens furious. At about 8 p.m., the gossip version of Banzhu Xibi restored the building, and she issued a statement: "As long as she is in one day, she will protect the building for one day." What was originally a "building" built of vulgarity and vulgarity is now shining with freedom and democracy.
The nude photos gate has established Tianya's status as the "bellwether of the entertainment industry". A year later, Zhang Ziyi's beach nude photos were exposed, and Tianya once again became a news distribution center. The "Splash Ink Gate" and "Fraudulent Donation Gate" in 2010, from the occurrence to the development to the ending, were all completed in the Tianya Gossip Edition.
In this place where the materials are stacked, many people post as entertainment reporters, star assistants, and agents, and it is difficult to distinguish between true and false. The real high people are not in the main post, but in the invisible reply. Ren Silu was too poisonous to expose the news, and finally quit the gossip of Tianya, and wrote the famous "Please Call Me Pig Head Lu".
Before zhihu broke the news and became a base for artists to wash white, Tianya hot posts have long become the main battlefield for all forces to gain public opinion advantages. However, with the influx of internal mother-in-law posts and writing stickers, the external mobile Internet era has come in an all-round way, and the central position of Tianya Gossip has gradually lost, becoming the first batch of "Internet cultural relics".
Albert Coronby and Longhurst wrote in The Reader of Fan Culture: "All people and things in the world must be framed, gazed at and monitored, not taken for granted." Performance becomes the constituent part of the world, and all things are performed to be watched. ”
Jay Chou is performing affectionately, and we believe in affection in performances. Behind the "bump" culture is the huge emotional needs of modern people who have nothing to put. Obviously, when in love, he was hopelessly incurable, or cowardly in front of love and did not dare to try, but he opened the network at 12 o'clock in the morning on time.
And as Douyin has become a new entertainment position, people are now busy worrying about Zhou Xun's lines in "Ruyi Zhuan": "The original young people have deep feelings, and they can also go to the two disgusts of each other, the love of ancient and modern times, the original is the same, cool and thin people, how to grow old? "When it was broadcast, it was not red, but what is the use of red now?" Hard Candy Jun is depressed for three seconds.
Young people are increasingly inclined to play with love in other people's stories. Sweet, finished crying, end up having nothing to do with yourself, a free virtual emotional experience, how safe.
And those Internet entertainment communities that have carried too much melon and sugar tearing, can't move, many worries, will slowly sink in the torrent of the times.