Japanese cold jokes, also known as uncle jokes, are jokes created with the characteristics of Japanese pronunciation. Cold jokes have appeared in many anime, but due to the particularity of laughter, it often causes an embarrassing situation where the air is suddenly quiet, and the characters who tell cold jokes are often the objects of spit of other characters.
So, Penguin Lady will introduce you to some women who are keen on cold jokes in the second dimension today.
【Picture Hoshikawa Hotaru】
1. Hoshikawa Hotaru ("new game!! 》cv: Iwami Mai Cai xiang)
Fireflies have short, pale yellow hair and dull hairs on the top of their heads. Although she is a new character who appears in the second season, Hotaru is actually a big relative and friend that Ryokaze Aoba and Sakura Ningning have known since high school, is the head of the art department, and is also the person who encourages Aoba to pursue his dreams. Hotaru has a very high talent for art, but her health is not very good, she does not like to eat greasy food such as meat, and she often takes time off from physical education in high school, and she is not good at sports. Hotaru aspires to become an illustrator and has been working hard to learn to pursue her dreams bravely, so if her achievements are only regarded as talents, Hotaru will be very angry. Since high school, he has published his illustrations online and has illustrated light novels. After meeting Aoba and Ning Ning, Hotaru studied fine arts together and is currently studying at the University of Fine Arts in France.
In all respects, Hotaru is a very good friend, but she also has a speechless side, will subconsciously tell cold jokes, and laugh at herself after speaking.
2. Mitteola Estellehi (re:creators)
The debut character of the open-world RPG "Memories of Awaken", who guides the protagonist Mizuhita Sata and the sage who serves as a priest. The general image of Mithola is a white-haired blue-eyed, and the other image is a black-skinned, sexy figure that appears in the self-delusional form of a royal sister. Willing to listen to Mizunobu when he is too helpless, and comfort him when he is on the verge of collapse. Because of Meteora's inseparability towards Sata, she was officially named "Virgin".
Mithola seems to have a three-no-high-cold personality, but in fact, she is a full of foodies and nags, with a lot of lines, and will tell not very funny cold jokes in order to ease the tense atmosphere.
3.Yoshino Sugiura ("Tug-of-war Lily"cv:Saki Fujita)
Her long purple hair is tied into a ponytail, and her pupils are particularly red. Ayano is the vice president of the student council, in the same class as Kyoko Na and Yui Funami, and her appearance is pure and lovely, but she is actually an arrogant woman who recognizes her. In the school year, he was the second oldest in school, and studied all night every day but was suppressed by Kyoko Na, who usually did not study much. In fact, Ayano is very fond of Nakiko, because she is not frank, she unilaterally regards her as an opponent, and is usually embarrassed to call the other person by her name directly, so she calls her full name "Na Kyoko". Once Kyoko gave her ice cream, Ayano was reluctant to eat it, so she served it in the refrigerator of the student union classroom and checked it every day, but the ice cream was later eaten by others, causing Ayano to run away. Tanabata wishes to have a better relationship with Kyoko. Because of the delicate relationship, the two often appear in the delusions of Lily, the obsessive daughter Chitose Ikeda.
Ayano will tell a harmonious cold joke without warning, but only Yui is willing to laugh. "Fine Buckingham!" Is one of her iconic classic cold jokes.
4. Takahae Sengo ("Lovelive!sunshine!!" Cv: Ibo Apricot Tree)
Ura no Star Girls Gakuen 2nd grade, the initiator and captain of aqours, lyricist, with Lori's face. The first time she saw μ's perform, Sengo felt like she had fallen in love, and from then on she began to look forward to μ's, especially a huge fan of Hotako. So Chika decided to become a gakuen idol, making her hometown and school known to more people. Qiange, who has a bright smile, is very optimistic, does not give up even if he encounters difficulties, can detect the feelings of the people around him in time, and will encourage everyone when the team members are depressed, and is a competent leader.
However, Qiange also has a silly and cute side, she has a huge brain hole, often says some strange ideas, and likes to tell cold jokes, but every time she is interrupted by others. Once, not talking about it made Himetomo Watanabe slightly disappointed.
5. Aoi Takahashi ("Fumble!) Drama cv: Kosuzu Ogino)
The only 2-year member of the Momosei High School Groping Department, he has an exaggerated orange double ponytail. Because he grew up in a relaxed educational environment, his personality was free and unrestrained, he sang and ran the train without his brain, so he got a nickname for the "loose generation". Somehow, Aoi in the second grade changed from an arrogant freshman to a full of energy and stupid, and began to like to create new words by herself, and this skill has been perfected. Later, for unknown reasons, Aoi suddenly became the head of the cold joke, relying on a large number of impromptu cold jokes, becoming the unshakable cold joke king in the groping department. Haru Tamagotchi, who is cute in the same department, often can't react to Aoi's cold jokes, and even if he reacts, he will use a fairly serious response to turn the cold jokes into absolute zero.
6. Kaede Takagaki ("The Idol Master Cinderella" cv: Saori Hayami)
Short dark green hair and beautiful heterochromatic pupils, sexy tear mole under the left eye, tall figure. Sister Feng is an elderly young woman who walks the royal sister style, and seems to have been engaged in modeling work in the past, and is now an idol. Sister Feng has a mature and mysterious appearance, looks like she has few words, and has the hobbies of adults: drinking and soaking in hot springs. Due to its talent and appearance, it has a very high popularity, as the saying goes, "the maple sister of the iron, the champion of the flowing water".
Under Feng Jie's gorgeous appearance, she is immature in her heart, and is keen to tell cold jokes, which makes many people think that she is younger than her actual age. Sister Feng is not good at drinking and especially likes to drink, and a few glasses of common sense are thrown out of her mind, even so, she can still tell cold jokes, and also pass on cold jokes to another naïve idol, Ania.
7. Izumi (Lucky Star cv: Aya Hirano)
The cat's mouth is lean on the breast plate, with long blue hair and dull hair. Under the influence of the otaku father, Izumi successfully grew up to become an otaku, and would buy three sets of acg-related items for preservation, appreciation, and missionary purposes. This party hates baseball games that affect the play time of anime, and often plays games or watches anime until late. However, because of laziness, she does not like to read light novels with more words. Izumi is not only good at cold jokes, but also good at spitting pranks, and telling countless golden sentences with cute cat mouths. As the saying goes, the birth of a daughter should be like a spring, and this housewife really gives life a lot of laughter.
8. Miwa Matsuoka (Strawberry Marshmallow cv: Tomiko Origami)
Miyu looks super cute but is actually a small demonic personality, a child with ADHD who breaks into daily disasters. Miyu is the king of cold jokes, full of eccentric and mischievous ideas, claiming that she is responsible for launching funny and Ito Chika is responsible for spitting, often running directly from the window of the room to Chika's room to play. Because she is an only child, Miyu feels that she is very lonely, so she deliberately makes fun of or mischievous, trying to get the attention and attention of others in these ways. But she often has a bad grasp of the degree, and others are often smoked by her whole seven tricks, but there is nothing to do. Miyu was often beaten to the point of fainting face-to-face on the ground, on the eaves, on the snow, and once fell flat on the beach, resulting in many memes.
These are the girls who like cold jokes. There is a saying that speaks well of cold jokes, just like spitting, is an innate talent. In the face of the cute cold joke woman, if you can't find the point of complaining, just keep a polite and elegant smile.
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