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Today I saw a joke "crossing the river" to share with you

author:Stir-fry sprouts

【River Crossing】

Behind Wenwen's village, there is a shallow river with a small river on top

Canoe bridge. The canoe bridge is very narrow and only allows 1 person to cross. On this day, Wenwen will be alone

The wooden bridge went to the hill to hoe the ground, but he had just left the village and walked to the bridge. Just find the cow two from the mountain

Uphill down, just standing on the opposite side of the bridge.

The footsteps of the two people stepped on the wooden bridge at the same time, and the two walked towards the middle of the bridge at the same time. walk

As they walked, the two stood facing each other. Niu Er said, "You let me cross the river first!" Text

Say, "You let me cross the river first!" After 10 minutes of arguing, they did not give in to each other, only to see two people

They all threw their hoes into the river and wrestled on the canoe bridge. thump

With a sound, both men fell from the bridge into the river.

There was a respected old man in the village who saw it and called them over

A hard lesson. The old man said, "For decades, you will let you cross this bridge in our village."

I, I let you, didn't expect today out of you two rushing to cross the bridge

species!" Wen Wen was scolded and cried, saying: "In the future, I will correct it and never argue with others again."

Bridge!"

Wen Wen did what he said, and after a few days, he met Niu Er again across the bridge.

Wen Wen avoided the side and said, "Second Brother Niu, please cross the bridge first!" Niu Er also avoided one

He said, "Brother Wenwen, you should go first!" The two stood at the head of the bridge and pushed for half a day,

No one crosses the river first.

Wen Wen said: "If you don't cross the river first, I will cross the river from the river."

Say, "You don't cross the bridge without crossing me first!" After speaking, the two pounced on each other

When jumping into the river to wade across the river. Walking to the middle of the river, Niu Er said, "Brother Wenwen, I let you."

Why didn't you cross the bridge first?" Nuwen said, "Why don't you?" Li Ren said again

There was a quarrel, and then he fell in the river.

Today I saw a joke "crossing the river" to share with you
Today I saw a joke "crossing the river" to share with you
Today I saw a joke "crossing the river" to share with you
Today I saw a joke "crossing the river" to share with you