#小时候农村捅过马蜂窝吗 #
Poke the honeycomb, haha, speaking of this, I have too much say!
Let's share with you a few interesting things about poking the honeycomb!
As a child, I lived in the countryside of the North. Back then, unlike today's children, there were computer games or mobile phones to play. As long as a bunch of children don't go to school, they are tossing and turning blindly throughout the mountains, going up and down the river, digging birds and catching snakes, making a lot of noise like chickens flying and dogs jumping, which is naturally indispensable to poke the honeycomb!
Poke the honeycomb
To say that the children at that time, especially the boys like me, can basically say that they have honed a copper skin and iron bone, but it is such a skin bone, and it is the same pain when they are stung by a horse bee!
At that time, I really saw the honeycomb, I absolutely could not let it go, did not poke it off, the heart was uncomfortable, it can be said that it is not fast to poke!
I remember once, a group of friends were playing by the river, catching frogs and walking along the river. Suddenly, Xiaofei, who was carrying two frogs on the hind legs, shouted: "Hey, hey, honeycomb!"
We looked in the direction of Xiao Fei's fingers, and it was true that there was a huge honeycomb hanging on the edge of the dirt cliff by the small river.
Big honeycomb
Oops! At this moment, everyone was excited, and they rushed to the honeycomb to observe.
Near the top of the cliff, about three meters away, there is a pit, and the wasps have built a nest in this pit, which can both block the rain and the wind.
If you look closely, there is a honeycomb the size of two palms of an adult, and there are densely packed wasps crawling on it.
I don't know what those bees are crowding and busy on the honeycomb, from time to time there are flying back, and some fly away.
The children watched for half a day, and several boys were itching in their hearts, because this was actually a very two-sided thing in our silly eyes, a good opportunity to show heroism! Especially in the case of a few girls next to it, this desire to perform is getting stronger and stronger!
hornet
Xiao Fei looked up at the big honeycomb, the snot was about to flow to the middle of the lips, and sighed to himself: Such a big honeycomb, who dares to poke it down! After sucking on his nose violently, the milky white slightly transparent strip instantly disappeared without a trace, and after a few seconds, he appeared from his nostrils and slowly slid down. Just like a small worm bound by XiaoFei in its nostrils and wanting to escape, but every time it was about to cross its lips and drip on the ground, as long as Xiaofei sucked on his nose, he dragged it back again, and the small long strip could not escape in the end!
Guzi is the same age as me, my best friend, a year older than Xiaofei, listening to Xiaofei said to poke, Guzi hesitated: there are so many horse bees above, and if you don't get it, you will be stung.
Dapeng and Dabao, who were a year older than us, heard Guzi say this and immediately ridiculed Guzi as a coward.
Swallow and Xiaohong and a few other girls listened to our discussion about poking the honeycomb, and they all hid a little farther away with the bottles for catching tadpoles, watching how we carried out this crazy operation.
GuZi was ridiculed and couldn't help but be a little embarrassed. Staring at the honeycomb and looking at it, I finally couldn't muster up that courage, turned around and squeezed Dapeng, and you had the ability to poke it down!
The long and stout Dapeng looked arrogant and coaxed, glanced at Guzi with disdain, and said arrogantly: Today, let you dolls see how powerful I am!
hey! When I heard this, I was not convinced.
Don't look at his dapeng outfit like an adult, in fact, climbing a tree, going down a river, digging a bird's nest or something, he is not very good at everything. The body is clumsy, even the running can not run fast, can only fight the height and weight of the whirring, what a big tail wolf at this time!
In fact, just a few days ago, I also stabbed a small horse honeycomb at the door of the uncle's house, and was also stung by the angry horse wasp on the head of the melon seed, although the pain of the tooth grinning, but at this time, the scar has long been healed and forgot the pain, staring at the big horse honeycomb in front of me eager to try.
Honeycomb on windowsill
However, since Dapeng wants to pretend to be forced, then let him stab well, just his clumsy fat sample, when the time comes, the slowest to run, the most stung, hehe, it must be him.
I saw Dapeng fold a relatively long branch on the poplar tree next to him, fold the excess branches and leaves, make it into a small stick, and take the small stick to the honeycomb.
The timid and clever children all scattered and stood a little farther away, looking at Dapeng with a nervous face and a calm gaze.
This atmosphere obviously made Dapeng nervous, holding a small stick, the pace was getting slower and slower, and when he was still a few steps away from the honeycomb, he stopped and turned his head to look around, and I obviously saw the fear and hesitation in his eyes.
Bee stings people with thorns
Finally, he looked at Dabao and said to Dabao: Dabao, you come here. Dabao listened, his head shook like a rattle, and he took a few steps back. Dapeng saw the situation, and was suddenly extremely disappointed, and said with hatred: It's really not interesting enough.
No way, I boasted about Haikou before, looking at the circle of expectant eyes around me, I really couldn't pull down this face, so I had to give myself courage, trembling, carefully walking to the bottom of the honeycomb, looking up at the busy wasps above, hesitating repeatedly, trembling and holding up the small stick in my hand.
Everyone tensed up, Xiaofei slipped the frog in one hand, clutched the sleeve of the grain with the other, sucked in the snot from time to time, and was ready to run.
Guzi looked at me nervously, and I whispered to him, it's okay, he stabbed, let's run.
Comic pokes the honeycomb
Dapeng stared closely at the honeycomb on his head, and cold sweat came down. Finally, I closed my eyes, didn't look at it, stabbed the stick up, threw it away, and ran.
I saw it so well that he closed his eyes and looked down, not poking the honeycomb at all. Looking at his panicked face, stumbling and stumbling away with his big ass, I burst out laughing.
Then, the children around them all laughed, and Guzi, who had been ridiculed by Dapeng at the beginning, laughed especially happily.
Dapeng also reacted at this time, and immediately blushed like a monkey's ass.
Sausage mouth stung by a horse bee
Guzi's exaggerated laughter made him more and more embarrassed, and he came over and shouted at Guzi: Laugh a fart, what's funny, coward, I at least dare to poke, who of you dares to go? Laugh again and watch out for me hitting you.
As soon as I heard this, I was angry, and without saying a word, I ran to the bottom of the honeycomb in three steps and two steps, picked up the small stick on the ground, jumped violently, pumped hard against the honeycomb, saw that it was hit, and turned my head and ran.
At this time, everyone had not yet reacted, and the frightened horse bees swarmed and scattered, stinging everyone.
Fish soaked eyes stung by horse bees
I ran in the direction of Guzi Xiaofei and Dapeng while shouting at Guzi to run.
Gu Zi and Xiao Fei are also clever, and they run away with their legs. Xiao Fei was still clutching the frog's leg, and I guess the frog's leg was also broken by him! As he ran, he glanced back, and I saw that at this moment, he finally stopped restraining his slugs, and the free slugs snaked all the way down to the clothes on his chest.
At this time, the children around them were all blown up and running around.
Dapeng's reaction slowed down a bit, and I ran to him before he twisted his big ass and began to run away.
I have to say that the winged thing is flying fast! At this time, I usually wade through mountains and rivers, and the two Scud legs that pride myself on being extraordinary can't run them after all. Without looking back, I also knew that the culprit, me, must have been followed by a large group of angry wasps.
See who runs fast
It was obvious that he had been hit by two stitches on the back of his head, and then Dapeng next to him also screamed bitterly. As he ran, he cried out to me: Bastard, don't run to my side!
I'm going, you arrogant bag, don't you see that I mean it? Little master, I can't run the wasp or can't run you?
So I stepped up and overtook him in an instant.
I didn't run far, I was hit by five or six stitches on my head and neck, and I rubbed two handfuls on my head and neck with my hands indiscriminately, and I was a runner, and I could still manage that much, leaving behind a crying father and shouting mother's voice.
Both brothers and sisters were stung by bees
All the way to the head of the rat, ran a long way, the wasp stopped chasing.
Covering his head, he didn't dare to go home at all, and he was beaten up by his father when he saw it. I ran to Grandma's house with a cigarette.
My crying grandmother helped me pull out the thorns left in the flesh one by one, and then took me around the village to find a plant called 'scorpion seedling', chewed it up and applied it to my wound, saying that it could cure bee venom.
Later, I heard that a group of adults came to my house with crying and crying children and sued me with my father, and I learned that this time almost all the children present, both men and women, were affected, especially Dapeng, who was stung the most tragically! Not even the two dogs that followed us were spared! [Cover your face] [Cover your face]
Dogs that have been stung by bees, their cheeks are swollen and swollen, is not very silly
The next day, a group of children with fish bubble eyes and sausage mouths and several bags on their heads met, not to mention how ridiculous the scene was! Hahaha!
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