Teacher Xu found that many small partners always have a mysterious confidence in their English, always feel that they have learned English after all, like some words, such as 'dog day', although the literal translation is indecent, but it is not such a meaning, how foreigners invented such words... Also become a foreigner is not!
However this is not the case.... You will gradually find that your English level is just like that.... Some foreigners really can't understand what they are trying to express....
Do you remember that some time ago, a report of our English kung fu "no jump" sounded like "now jump", and the 17-year-old girl died unexpectedly! (Click to see back) There is a Dutch girl who went to Spain to play bungee jumping, just stood on the bungee jumping platform, waiting for the coach to tie the rope for herself, before Tying the other end, the coach was afraid that she would move around, and coldly shouted: no jump (don't jump)! As a result, because the coach's English was too lame, the girl listened to the now jump (now jumping), directly jumped and fell to her death on the spot.
The coach is currently facing court charges. Of course, dying because of poor English is only an extreme case after all, in addition to the bad spoken language, get the meaning of English, there are also many jokes.
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However, the randomness of wanting to eat delicious food is super large, they order well, they eat well, they order it is not to my liking, tm spent money and has not eaten enough.... My heart was pounding!!!
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It turns out that i'm coming. and i'm cumming. are consonants. The girl said, "I had an orgasm," and the boy said, "I'm in size." ”
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Some friends always want to help others, this is not one day on the road to meet a person with a bad face, run over to ask people: what's wrong with you?
As a result, he rolled his eyes fiercely...
Mainly because I had always thought of listening to the teacher, I thought it was "What's wrong with you?" ", literally there is no problem but the real meaning is far worse... Most of the time it's like, "What's wrong with you?" Just use it... Well, that's what you mean by something wrong with tm....
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A friend bought a T-shirt with "dog days are here" printed on it, because I know that many T-shirts are printed with English words, so I want to taunt my friends, and even put "dog days are coming" on my body, and the English poor people are still stupid hahahahaha.
As a result, the friend replied with a serious face: "Brother, dog day is the meaning of hot summer, thank you." ”
In addition to life, because of the bad English, there have been many jokes!
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Have you ever made any of these common mistakes? In fact, as long as you usually do more accumulation, don't let the test-taking education limit your wrong cognition of the application of English, want to know more, please pay attention to my original article, reverse method to practice English, let you easily speak!
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