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Funny Three Kingdoms (2) The great general He Jin dug a pit for himself

Liu Bei Guan Yu advised, brother, that is a big official, Zhang Fei listened to the big official, his voice suddenly lowered, pretending to be still very angry and said, do not kill, under his command can not do it. Liu Bei Guan Yu said well, according to you, let's go together, don't serve this master. Zhang Fei smirked, it was not even close. So he went to Zhu Juan overnight.

On this day, Liu Bei and Zhang Bao fought, Zhang Bao cheated, used plug-ins, made a demon law, and it was wind and thunder, and there was a black gas, saying that there was no poison, do you believe? Liu Bei had never seen this, and his face turned green with fear. Returning to the barracks in despair, he saw Zhu Zong smiling and not speaking, Liu Bei said, the general has seen the great world, there will be a brilliant plan, teach me quickly. Mr. Zhu was very impressed with this horse ass. The next day, zhang bao just came to the momentum, and Guan Yu Zhang Fei's second army, which was lying on the high post, poured down with pig blood and sheep's blood, and immediately broke the magic. Zhang Bao saw that the magic was in order to play 110, which was not played according to the routine, and there was really no one. Shout, run! Suddenly Zhang Bao snorted, who shot me in the left arm, looking back, Liu Bei took the bow and charged him, Zhang Bao was so angry that he pulled out his bow and arrow and inserted it into the horse's ass, and the horse also snorted and took him into the city.

Dong Zhuo bumped into the evil, repeatedly defeated, the emperor can't see it, come back, Dong Zhuo went all the way thinking, where is my old face? Huang Fusong replaced him in his position, but he won successive battles, and sure enough, the soldiers were bearish and the bears were in a nest. Zhang Jiao Zhang Liang was killed, Zhang Jiao was even dug out of the coffin, the dead body was sent to the Beijing Division, that scene, that preservation technology, think about it, the ancients heavy taste. Emperor Fu was promoted, Lu Zhi was exonerated, and even Cao Cao became the Minister of Jinan, counting himself as a middle-level cadre. Zhu Juan was anxious after hearing about it, I was still gently besieging Zhang Bao, and everyone took the award certificate to drink a celebration banquet, a word, dry. Zhang Bao's subordinate Yan Zheng felt that fate was calling him, and he followed his feelings, assassinated Zhang Bao, and surrendered. Zhu Zong is happy, Strict government, you are a good boy, very anti-bone. I made you a friend. Come, I toast you.

Zhu Juan continued to encircle and suppress Han Zhong of the Huang Army, Han Zhong was besieged in the city, fighting and cutting off grain, Han Zhong was also a hanzi, but he could not beat it... He surrendered, but he never expected that Zhu Zong would not accept it, which would be a bit insulting. The same anti-thief, before you made friends, to me you pretended to B? , I'm. Zhu Zong was also depressed, I am the commander of the field army, wherever I fight a war, I am surrendered, don't I say behind my back that I pick up cheap? Can you fight the thieves well? At least give me a chance to order a general attack, right?

Han Zhong had no choice but to cooperate and continue to resist, who let Zhu always direct it? Can't beat it, get killed on the way. Oh, irresistible life. Zhu Zongze Ma Yang whip chased that mood comfortable, suddenly intercepted by Huang Junjian and another remnant of the party Zhao Hong, Sun Zhong, the force is very large, Zhu Zong is very disappointed,, anti-thief, are you interesting? remove.

Biao's life does not need to be explained, Sun Jian led 1500 elite soldiers to help the battle, pay attention to the nature of Liu Bei's 500 peasants. Zhu Zong was very satisfied with his charm, luck, and courage to launch a general attack again. The result was Xi Dapu Ben, beheading tens of thousands, Zhu Zongbanshi returned to the dynasty, and Gao Sheng rode the general. Sun Jian showed divine courage and was given the title of Sima of the Ministry. Liu Bei waited, waited, did not wait for the imperial court to seal the reward, that depressed, coincidentally met Zhang Jun in Langzhong, holding Zhang Jun's hand is passionate, I have made meritorious contributions for His Majesty, I have shed blood for His Majesty. Zhang Jun is straight, there is such a thing, does this not bully honest people? After finding the emperor and theorizing, Liu Bei became a lieutenant of Anxi County, how big was this official? Saying it scares you to death, N times smaller than Sun Wukong's Bow Ma Wen.

Xiao Han was dewy at night, the wind was eating and sleeping, how many times did he charge into the battlefield several times and almost fell into it, in exchange for this sesame paste-like official, is it easy? Not easy. Guan Yu Zhang Fei could still calm down, and Liu Bei cried out. Finally a small achievement, how can it be considered middle class.

In the feudal era, not disturbing the people was a good official, and the people were all impressed. I wanted to deal with the county affairs, but found that there were no bird affairs. So Ping Su is to drink, eat and chat with the two righteous brothers, sleep together at night, and bet Liu Bei sleeps in the middle. This relationship is superficially superior and inferior, and on the inside is brotherhood, and others see the basic feelings.

After 4 months of leisure, the emperor's inspector official Inspector Came, Liu Bei was suspected of being unqualified, Inspector Hou was arrogant, Liu Bei said that I was the King of Zhongshan Jing, and established a lot of ... not... With little military achievements to win this official, the inspector angrily said, do you dare to pretend to be a relative of the emperor and the state? Liu Bei's face was ashamed of him. After returning, there were subordinates who pointed out that they should quickly bribe the postmaster, Liu Bei cried, I have not had time to embezzle where to get money?

Zhang Fei said that I have a violent temper, MMP, rushed to tie up the postmaster and discounted more than 10 wickers, Liu Bei heard that he rushed to the scene, the postmaster asked for help, Liu Bei thought, my persona is benevolent, charitable, and moral, I can't see death and not save it, drink to stop Zhang Fei. However, the superior officials were beaten, and they could only abandon their officials and flee to Liu Hui in Dai Prefecture.

Funny Three Kingdoms (2) The great general He Jin dug a pit for himself

Angrily beat the postmaster

The ten eunuchs of the Han Ling Emperor began to perform again, and after asking Emperor Fusong and Zhu Juan for money and was rejected, Zhao Zhong, the leader, complained to the emperor and immediately dismissed these two officials, Zhao Zhong became a che riding general, and the rest of the eunuchs were made hou. There were also rebellions by the people, and the whole world knew that the eunuchs were hiding from the emperor alone. Liu Taojin saw the emperor and said, "Do you still have the heart to drink with the eunuchs?" The people were against the society, the Han Ling Emperor was angry, the world was too peaceful, this traitor dared to deceive the people, and also put a curse, ordered the beheading, and the eunuchs praised it. The elder brother Situ Chen Tan rescued Liu Tao and put himself in, and was assassinated by eunuchs in prison. The emperor appointed Sun Jian as the Taishou of Changsha in charge of quelling the rebellion.

Sun Jian is the god of war, of course, it is crazy output, and another way, The Terracotta Youzhou Mu Liu Yu also came to join in the fun. Liu Hui saw that the opportunity to throw the pot came, after all, harboring fugitives was not a good deal. Say to Liu Bei, I will repair a letter today, you look for Liu Yu, make meritorious contributions to the country, Liu Yu is my old iron, you will be reused. I await news of your victory. Go well, get it done, be pretty.

This group of peasant rebels was quickly killed by Sun Jian Liu Yu, Liu Bei was quite hard in this battle, the imperial court not only pardoned the previous crimes, but also sealed the Plain County Order, this time like the atmosphere of a large family, there is money and grain, there are troops and horses, although they are all small, the tall buildings are not all flat, Liu Bei looked at his own belongings, and his heart was turbulent. Write in a diary that opportunities are always left to those who are prepared, and cheer up! Fighting!

The little people are fighting, and the top level of the imperial court is also fighting in secret. Emperor Hanling was seriously ill and summoned the general He Jin to discuss the matter. He Jin's younger sister, Empress He, gave birth to a son, Liu Zhen. The competitor is locked in Wang Meiren, who gave birth to a son Liu Xie. Who is Empress He? The mother's family killed pigs. Poisoned and killed Wang Meiren, Liu Xie was not dead, and was raised in empress dowager Dong's palace, which could not be done. The dying Emperor Hanling wanted to make Liu Xie the crown prince, and the eunuchs offered a plan to kill He Jin, and the Han Ling Emperor was deeply impressed. And then... Then the Han Ling Emperor was deeply asleep, and when he left, he was very unwilling, and the people of the Yuan's Jiangshan Yuan, ah, this flower world let Yuan live for another five hundred years, ah, ah...

Neiying reported to He Jin, who knew everything, and He Jin sent Yuan Shao with 5,000 forbidden troops to control the situation and establish Liu As emperor. The nine eunuchs told Empress He that these bad things were all done by one of them, And that they were all good castrated goods, and Empress He moved her heart of compassion and persuaded He Jin to keep their dog's life, and that she was very reluctant to be betrayed by the Yi clan when she left, and it was really uncomfortable to be sold by the eunuch brothers.

Funny Three Kingdoms (2) The great general He Jin dug a pit for himself

The old lady Empress Dowager Dong bowed to the government and demoted Liu Xie as king, Dong Zhong as a general on horseback, and the eunuch Zhang Rang to participate in the government. He fought against Emperor Liu Jie, Empress He, and the general He Jin. The empress dowager and the empress dowager quarreled, and the empress dowager summoned He Jin, who sent someone to get the empress dowager out of the palace and besiege Dong Chong's family, and Dong Chong was forced to commit suicide. The eunuchs saw that the patron had fallen, and achieved amazing results by bribing He Jin's brother and He Jin's mother, and He Jin said that he would not hold the eunuchs responsible. Everyone was rejoicing again.

The empress dowager was eventually poisoned and killed by He Jin, and the eunuchs secretly spread news to expand public opinion, which was very unfavorable to He Jin. He Jin wanted to kill the eunuch, the eunuch bribed, He Jin's brother He Jin's mother pleaded, He Jin's sister Empress He said that he jin had fallen, and He Jin said that he would not pursue it. Familiar recipe with familiar taste.

Yuan Shao offered a plan, summoned the heroes of the world to lead the soldiers and horses to force the empress dowager to promise, the master book chen Lin said that you two are stupid, this kind of thing immediately decided, the eunuchs were destroyed, and the people of the world must support it. Recruiting foreign ministers en masse cannot control the chaos in the world. He Jin said, Oh, coward, there is my General He who dares to make trouble? Cao Cao said, this matter is simple, discuss a fart!

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Funny Three Kingdoms (2) The great general He Jin dug a pit for himself
Funny Three Kingdoms (2) The great general He Jin dug a pit for himself
Funny Three Kingdoms (2) The great general He Jin dug a pit for himself

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