Heartache next to the brother
This little brother you mean it! Didn't you see a beautiful girl next to you!
The Golden Retriever would actually use bread crumbs to fish, which is amazing!
Just such a distance, I can't jump over
I want to join them
This is a duck that has been trained by the boss!
Dare to beat my mind and see if I don't top you down!
The lipstick set sent by the boyfriend is full of love!
The turtles were all working out and were embarrassed to watch
The nose is itchy
Chameleon: Where do the demons escape (chameleons are so fierce!) Xiaobian thought it was cute before! ）
Humorous joke: When I lay sleepy on the balcony, I was slapped in the face!
[Humorous joke] The husband made sweet and sour fish rolls, so delicious that people almost swallowed their tongues together. After the meal, he pestered his husband and asked how to make this dish. My husband gently explained to me the steps of making: buy a fresh mandarin fish, chop off the head and tail, remove the bones and peel them, and slice them into an inch and a half long... Listening carefully, my husband suddenly stopped squeaking. Me: "Why didn't you say it?" The husband of the second goods is serious: "The audition part has ended, if you want to listen to the complete steps, please pay." ”
[Humorous joke] I was drinking beer, and my daughter-in-law said, "You men are pouring this stuff, I will taste something." I handed the wine glass over, and my daughter-in-law took a small sip, tasted it, and said, "How is it like horse urine?" It's also like shabu-shabu water, and it's also like foot-washing water. Put it simply, this beer flavor is the taste of the three kinds of water mixed together. "I grabbed the wine glass and got angry! What did the daughter-in-law say? Me: "You've even drunk all three kinds of water, even mixed together..."
[Humorous joke] When I was a child, the fortune teller said that I would break my face before I was 25 years old, and I was always afraid. On my 25th birthday, I laughed and said: That fortune teller is a liar, I am not good. The old mother murmured: Maybe he wrote less words, it should be a long and broken face, you look at your big long face, almost catching up with the hoe...
[Humorous joke] accompany a customer to KTV, he and a girl hairy frolicking, I am more shy, only chat with the sister next to me. Later she said: "When I was a child, my family had a few goldfish, and my sister reached into the fish tank to touch it, and I only looked at it, but my father found out and took my sister's pocket money." I said, "Haha, you're pretty innocent." She said, "I want to tell you that if you don't touch it, you have to give money." ”
【Humorous joke】 Like the cool breeze of summer nights, it will come from all directions, blow away the tiredness of the body, let you hear the sound of flowers blooming. When I was lying sleepy on the balcony, I was slapped the face, and I suddenly woke up, only to see the second wife, spreading her palms for me to see. I looked, a mosquito! The wife also said happily, such a big mosquito, lying on your face...