Language restrictions
There was a girl who traveled to the United States, she took a fancy to a leather coat in the store, and wanted to ask the clerk what kind of leather it was, but her English was so poor that the clerk did not understand it for half a day. The girl moved, pointed to the leather coat, learned a sheep call, the clerk shook her head; she learned a cow call again, the clerk still shook her head; finally she learned a pig call, and the clerk finally nodded.
The girl let out a long breath and said, "It's still good for animals, there is no language restriction." ”
Australian grasshopper
There was an American who traveled to Australia, and this American was so proud that no one looked down on him.
One day he came to visit a farm in Australia, and when he saw the cattle on the farm, he said, "Is this your cow here?" ”
The escort said, "Yes."
The American said, "Is this also called a cow?" Our American dogs are much bigger than this stuff. ”
Just then the American saw a herd of kangaroos jumping in the distance. Then ask the escort, "What is this?" ”
The attendant immediately said, "Sir, haven't you seen an Australian grasshopper?" ”
Wailing Wall
An American flew to Jerusalem and wanted to see the Wailing Wall. But he didn't know what the name of the wall was.
So he said to the taxi driver, "Please take me to the place where you Jews are crying, shouting, and hitting your head against the wall." ”
As a result, the driver took him to the front of the tax office's tall building.