Little sister went to the bath today (public bath) to know the difference between Bai Fumei and Di Si, everyone is facial cleanser, shower gel, moisturizer, conditioner, bath salts with a variety of belts! A small basket full of wood has! Sister paper just took a bottle of shampoo and soap and went in! It's superfluous to hold it in both hands!
The elder sister's education for her niece was a little too harsh. The brother-in-law was distressed about his niece, so he recommended that the elder sister read an article by his mother's Buddhist third son who was admitted to a prestigious school. Later, the brother-in-law asked the elder sister about her reading experience, and the elder sister said coldly: "That mother is divorced at the age of 36, and I still have half a year." Later, the brother-in-law knelt down for a night before durian coaxed the elder sister. So don't talk to women about parenting! [Laughing and crying]
One day, 8 people got together to eat, and there was a braised bear paw in the middle of the meal, and friends pushed me to let me, and no one was embarrassed to eat first. At this time, I don't know who turned off the light, and then I heard a scream, and everyone turned on the light to see, only to see that there was a hand on the bear's paw, and a fork was inserted in the hand.
Go to the cafeteria with your roommate today. Only to see a handsome guy at the side table come over to my roommate and say: Hello beauty, we are marketing majors, our teacher gave us a task, ask for five people's mobile phone numbers, can you give me your mobile phone number? The roommate gave him his cell phone number. Me: I don't mean the mobile phone numbers of five people, why don't you want me? The handsome man looked at me and said, "I'm sorry, it's enough for five!"
Made a mistake, after work was called to the office by the boss, the boss scolded me for being energetic, he came to a phone, did not answer, I thought to myself, maybe the phone called the boss something, he left after I can leave, I said: "Boss, you answer the phone first." The boss picked up the phone and answered: "What, go home to eat, I don't eat, I'm full of gas." After hanging up the phone, the boss asked, "Where did you just say, let's continue." "I...