He was not the kind that his grandfather appreciated to eat, he did not have Zhao Benshan's pig loin face, Feng Gong's fish eyes, Pan Changjiang's short and fierce, and Chen Peisi's thief eyebrow rat eyes that had only been produced for thousands of years.
However, this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes has also become a regular visitor to the Spring Festival Gala, Guo Donglin, who "stalled things" two years ago, how is he living now?
Perhaps it is the ghost of fate that makes the gods send, in 89, a sentence "My name is Wei Shufen" made a beautiful big girl, Song Dandan of Beijing Renyi, stand on the stage of the sketch.
Guo Donglin also had the same experience, after graduating from the Shanghai Theater Academy, he was admitted to Beijing Renyi. In Human Arts, he acted in a number of plays, including Hamlet. In the mid-1990s, he resigned from Renyi and stepped onto the stage of the Spring Festival Gala sketches.
Chen Peisi and Song Dandan both have resumes in acting in dramas, so someone once asked him: Guo Zi, can you also be a big name like Chen Peisi? The low-key he narrowed his eyes and looked surprised: I dare not think of this, there is only one Chen Peisi in the comedy industry!
In 1993, he participated in his first sketch at the Spring Festival Gala, "Market Sketch".
The highlight of this sketch is the Italian Fabio, a foreigner, Mandarin Beyer slippery, can Peking Opera and martial arts, the theme is self-evident, at that time he did not attract much attention.
What people really remember is 1995, which was a year that made him popular, gave him glory and prepared him for disaster. Before the Spring Festival Gala, I went to rehearsal, but I encountered a car accident on the road, and my head went straight out of the windshield.
If you think about that big and round head piercing through the windshield, although the head had not been shaved at that time, but the strength was sour, anyway, Comrade Guo in the hospital was already sluggish. Test result: concussion!
Fortunately, he is skinny enough, this child who grew up in a difficult life, gritted his teeth with injuries and bought red sisters to cooperate in the sketch "Something You Talk".
Guo Zi in the sketch has a good face, loves to blow some calf skin, and the cow he has blown himself has to cash in with tears. So Guo Zi lined up to help others buy train tickets with the cover roll, and finally had to post 200 yuan to buy high-priced tickets. In the words of Xiao Shenyang: You don't move your arms or shake, I still have to take 200 pieces, roar-
But he felt that it was worth it, and before leaving, he also cared about a sentence: There is something you talk about!
The sketch was very angry, so he immediately caught fire. On the first day of the Chinese New Year, a taxi went out, and the driver master recognized him: Oh! Isn't this GuoZi? When you get to the place, push him straight out, no money!
The momentum of buying train tickets in the sketch has come up, can you not give money, push and shove to throw away the money: don't look for it! The result is 13 blocks of fare directly given to 20.
In hindsight, this is not another sticker, my big head is a thin-skinned and stuffed dog that ignores the bun! But according to Guo Zi's style, it is worth it! And you should be thankful that it's not a 100.
The image of the big brother next door and a good man at home makes Guo Donglin widely loved. Coupled with the fat head and big ear pear shape, deep dimples, and a big red Tang costume, it is the essential MSG of the Spring Festival Gala, and it is so festive to taste!
So from 1993 to 2016, Guo Zi accumulated 20 times on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and was a famous Spring Festival Gala "nail household".
The audience joked: The sister-in-law of the flowing water, the iron-beaten Guo Donglin. In a series of short sketches for parents, partners buy Red Sister, Niu Li, Zhou Tao... Constantly changing, he is still the good man who has no great ability, but honestly loves his family and loves his wife.
Occasionally want to resist: "Who has the final say in this family!" ”
The wife narrowed her eyes and immediately said, "It's okay for me to ask." ”
When the situation is serious, he will not hesitate to "kneel down tactically" and coax his wife to be good.
After becoming famous, Guo Donglin did not regard himself as a big star, just this polished brain door, duck pear-like figure, what feathers need to be cherished!
A certain brand of laundry detergent that is developing the market is taking the route of family warmth. When I think of Guo Zi's big dimples and a delicate sweet smile, there is an indescribable kindness and steadfastness, which is the friend of a woman who is alive and free! Well, that's him!
Guo Zi shot a series of advertisements for a certain brand of laundry detergent. In the advertisement, with a pompous exclamation of "ah", the little girl's white shirt splashed with mud, and a good man with a polished brain appeared: there is so-and-so, no stains!
Eating hot pot splashed oil on the body, "Oops, how can this be washed"?! So he came with washing powder in his arms, there was so-and-so, no stain!
Anyway, he carried a bag of invincible laundry detergent like Superman to the sky, and a group of old ladies, ah no, housewives, kept nagging: there is so-and-so, no stains!
The effect was remarkable, until 2015, a certain brand of laundry in the same kind of competitive sales of PK, still riding the dust. He is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people that when the brand changed its spokesperson, some netizens posted on Weibo appealing, don't Zhang Yixing, and return me Guo Donglin! Others say that without him, washing powder can't seem to wash clean clothes anymore.
I don't know if this is Pandora's box, but as soon as it is opened, it is not afraid, that means: just come! Toothpaste soy sauce washing powder, feed fertilizer slimming tea, eat pain relief nail fungus, the most absolute is: there are hemorrhoids, with a certain Thai ah!
Small money is earned some, but there are also times of trouble. In 2007, a Mr. Li sued Guo Donglin, saying that washing powder was not as good as advertised and could not be washed at all. He demanded that Mr. Guo publicly apologize and compensate him 2.2 yuan! You look at this number, it is purely a curse.
However, at that time, Guo Zi should not have thought that this was just a small "rehearsal", and the bigger trouble was in the back.
In 2017, the CCTV Spring Festival Gala Guo Donglin and Jackie Chan cooperated in the sketch was killed. So he participated in the Spring Festival Gala of Beijing Satellite TV, and he did not expect that there would be a big event on the stall.
The troublesome skit is called "Withdraw money", which is meant to remind everyone to guard against telephone fraud. The screenwriter of the sketch wrote it too much, and arranged the voiceover of the liar into a dialect: "Oh, that's it!" Hurry up and hit the money! ”
This is really quite coke, and there is nothing wrong with private ridicule. But moving to the Spring Festival Gala, it is more harsh. Besides, your whole sketch is in Mandarin, so what does it mean to speak somewhere in this paragraph? If you do this, people will definitely not be strong.
No, Zhang Huashan, a Henan lawyer in Xi'an, was angry: What are you doing?! Violating the right to reputation of henan people is naked regional discrimination!
Lawyer Zhang sued the sketch author Wei Xin, the performer Guo Donglin and the Beijing Satellite TV Yi pot to the court, demanding a public apology and compensation for henan people for one yuan, yes, one yuan for each person!
It is a big deal, and it should be known that Henan has a population of nearly 100 million, which is enough for him to complete a "small goal" of Wang Jianlin overnight.
Honest man Mr. Guo's face is white, immediately serve a soft apology, eager to come to a "tactical kneeling", I can't give you a bump?
Of course, this is just a joke, in fact, this has little to do with him, the script is not written by him, he did not speak Henan dialect, it is just a few voiceovers in the mobile phone.
Sketch screenwriter Wei Xin came out to apologize, and the youngest speaker of "Hundred Family Forums" said: The off-screen words are matched and have a relationship with Teacher Guo. I am from Shandong, and my accent is close to that of Henan, but I actually speak Shandong dialect.
This little wit trembled very low, and the Shandong compatriots couldn't look at it anymore: Will this baby be pulled? Is it appropriate to say that they are "bells in the bells" as liars?!
Some people also came out to ridicule: isn't it fun yet? Seriously: Whoever dares to touch Teacher Guo's hair, I am not finished with him.
In fact, from a legal point of view, the responsibility for this matter is difficult to determine, even if you lose one dollar per person, you also need this lawyer to get everyone's authorization, which will definitely tire him down! In fact, the lawsuit was not filed at all.
Despite the false alarm, his popularity was still hit and suffered a lot of negative impact.
After the dialect incident, Guo Zi appeared less often, occasionally appearing at the Spring Festival Gala of local satellite television, and some netizens saw him on some small stages of commercial performances.
However, netizens soon found that good men who grew up stubbornly like Xiao Qiang worked the short video platform.
Some people take it for granted that their status quo is tragic and they have become Internet celebrities with goods, but they do not know that people have done a good job on the short video platform.
His Douyin number is called "Mr. Warm Man", which entered the platform in March 2019, rose by more than 8 million fans in 14 days, and once ranked first in the list of celebrities, surpassing People's Daily and Li Jiaqi. So far, it has more than 26 million followers.
There are many comedy stars stationed in Douyin, but Guo Zi is obviously the most popular, surpassing Feng Gong, Pan Changjiang, and also surpassing the comedy bearer Chen Peisi, which is something he dare not think about on the sketch stage.
There is a famous saying in the sketch: You can control me, can you still control who the audience loves to watch? The support of the audience, the intention of the people to get it. Of course, this is not to belittle anyone, because everyone's career focus is different.
Guo Donglinming is careful to make short videos, according to my observation, except for some special days, he has always maintained the speed of sending a humorous paragraph every day or every other day. He and his creative team have at least 6 resident actors, and the choreography of small videos is a work of conscience, never fooling the audience.
There is a small video in which the image of his Spring Festival Gala is a perfect continuation, and the performance is very outstanding.
Daughter: There was a little boy in the class who bullied me and was annoying!
Guo Zi: Have you thought about how to clean him up?
Daughter: I think about it, when I grow up, I will marry him and clean up.
At this moment, he looked at his daughter's innocent eyes in surprise, wanted to say something again, and with a thoughtful and fearful expression, he subconsciously hugged his daughter.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="66" > xiaobian has something to say</h1>
Guo Donglin is not a big name, but his fireworks are like our ordinary lives.
There are shortcomings, but the essence is good, not the best, but in the space of ability to work hard.
There have been brilliance, but also after the light converges, put down the body, live out of the self.
Some people say that he is not tall and ugly to eat. But how many people are standing at the top of the pyramid?
All sentient beings like you and me have to survive, and some people can only live tenaciously like cattle.
Everyone's way of survival is different, not violating the law and morality, maintaining a good heart, it is enough.