The "green-headed fly" is the rural farmer's fly, and the pit is a large villa, leading a large group of flies and maggots to eat, drink and have fun, carefree.
Don't underestimate the green-headed fly, that is also the lord who has eaten and seen, and the countryside is a foodie's paradise. What cow dung horse dung, pig dung donkey dung, dog dung cat dung, free supply, enjoy. Feces should be delicious between flies, human feces are getting worse and worse, greasy contains toxins, eating more affects health, flies maggots are breathless in human feces, and they have to often drill out their heads to breathe, affecting appetite.
To be honest, the farmer's fly is organized and undisciplined, and it is not exquisite at all. How many times, in the face of a hot pile of fresh shit, is trying to have a taste of enjoyment, his three sisters-in-law led the second concubine's big cousin, without saying a word, in person, they produced several piles of white yingying borers (fly eggs), pouting their butts and flying away, the dining table seconds into a delivery room, no decoration or improvement. The angry green-headed flies flew around the hot three times, and roared at the foodies who were eating heavily: You three people, you haven't eaten shit!
Sun Tzu Xiao Hum reported to the green-headed fly: Listen to the foreign flies, the city is holding the 'annual eating competition', Grandpa you are also considered to be the predecessor of the eating class, the local eating circle no fly knows, you old horse let the city flies see and see, what is called the ancestor of eating. The green-headed fly looked up at the big hum with fat head and big ears, and the big buzz shook his head like a rattle: I don't know anything, just eat, don't care about farts.
This big buzz really doesn't make the fly worry- That day, Da Hum followed a shaky person, twisted three or four times to support the wall and took two steps, vomited a big stall, Da Hum felt fresh, tasted two bites, and ended up with a red face and a mouth full of nonsense, and the drunken appearance was really a throwaway fly. If you eat safely and steadily, you have to drink wine.
In fact, Xiao Hum was right, and the green-headed fly moved his mind. Although the green-headed fly is invincible in the local area, the so-called high place is not cold, the inner loneliness and bitterness are indescribable, and every social animal needs to understand and respect. Although he knows nothing about the city, he is confident that he has a good business of eating, and he dare not say that he is the overlord of eating, and he is definitely the authority of eating. Get out there and prove yourself.
Little ones, until the day of the return of the king, the is invincible and the overlord
An old dog with stray hair is the chairman of the jury. As the saying goes, dogs can't change eating, and old dogs should sit in the top spot.
The green-headed fly deliberately moved to the side of the shell lang, away from the old dog, in case of accidentally putting a fart, collapsing to the outside, and then fastening the hat that touched the porcelain, the foreign fly is often discriminated against, be careful of fouls.
Rabbits and koalas eat only their own excrement and are arranged in a group. A group of green-headed flies and shell langs, the green-headed flies want to set almost.
People say that flies are holding shell lang ~ smell the same, shell lang's face was heavy, unhappily asked: People say? person? Will you talk well? Open your mouth and scold, you are the person, you are the person, your whole family is a person." The green-headed fly made a boring fuss, I didn't expect the in the city to be so exquisite, and I was scolded and embarrassed to the extreme.
The green-headed fly was dumbfounded when he saw the exam questions, and the huge egg was placed in front of him, and the green-headed fly raised his hand in protest: "As the saying goes: flies don't bite seamless eggs, I can't put my mouth down!"
The old dog's head did not look up: "Protest is invalid"! Don't say a word.
Shell Lang pushed the egg hard, a downhill, the egg was broken, Shell Lang enjoyed it to the fullest, while laughing at the green-headed fly: Soil old hat, this muddy water is also what you can swim in?
Even though the green-headed fly did everything in its power, the eggs did not move in the slightest, and they gasped exhaustedly, because they could not get out of the egg, and could only watch people get dirty.
The exhausted green-headed fly had never suffered such a great humiliation and was indignant.
On the street, the traffic is bustling, where is the? The green-headed fly flew through thirty-six avenues and fifty-two alleys with all its might, and did not even see a single shadow. His wings softened, and he fell into the dust of the wall and died.
The green-headed fly looked up at the sky and sighed, "The name of the fly in the first life was destroyed by an egg!" Fly in the city, your ancestors"!
The green-headed fly spits and dies.
At the height of the dung pit, the big hum shouted arrogantly: "The old ghost of the green-headed fly, I have long said that he can't do it!"
Xiao Hum raised his head, the sky, the gray fog was steaming, the flies and maggots next to him were buried in eating, today's was so fragrant that it was difficult to swallow, squinting his eyes for a while.