Watch the story fun life, laugh at the dead, haha

The small stories told to you in this hall are purely fictional, only for entertainment, adding to the joy of life, thank you!

1. Go to the haunted house to play, the ID card is off, and the ghosts in the room call my name, which scares me out of my soul.

2. A Chinese to receive foreigners to visit antique furniture, "This is the peach heart table of the Tang Dynasty." "Oh, Good!"

"This is the juniper chair of the Qing Dynasty." "Oh,very good!"

"This is my family's treasured ivory chopsticks, real materials!"

Foreigners wondered: Why do Chinese things have a "zi" character?

Just in time, a boss brought tea over, and the foreigner glanced at his wife with a beautiful watch in her hand, and in order to express his gratitude, the foreigner said: "Wow is such a beautiful watch!"

3. A lifeguard protested to a tourist: I thought I had been paying attention to you for three days, Mr. Wang, you can't urinate in the pool.

Mr. Wang: Everyone urinates in the pool.

Lifeguard: That's right! Sir, but only you stand on the springboard...

4. In order to improve his prestige, the president of a certain country decided to issue a stamp with his face printed on it, and after more than a month of issuance, the president decided to go to the post office to check the sales situation.....

THE PRESIDENT: What about sales?

Staff: Not bad... It's just that some people often complain that the stickers are not secure.

THE PRESIDENT: How could it be?

After saying that, the president grabbed a stamp with his hand, spat on the back, and stuck it a piece of paper...

THE PRESIDENT: You see, isn't that a good sticker?!

Employee: But.... Everyone..... Put the saliva: Spit on the front...

5. Even sit on the bus, watch the VCD, a MM feels that the sound is too small, it shouts to the driver master: Master, open the channel wider. Even laugh.

6. A magician works on a small cruise ship, and every night there is the same show, and the audience loves him. Because the audience changes frequently, he does not have to rush to learn new tricks. However, after a few years, the parrot sitting in the back row finally saw the flaws in the magician's tricks and began to expose the magician's tricks in public. When the magician turns a bouquet of flowers out of sight, the parrot will shout:

Behind him! Behind him!

This made the magician angry, but he was helpless. The parrot was the captain's, and he couldn't move a single cold hair from it.

One day, the ship leaked and sank. The magician managed to swim to a plank floating on the surface of the water and grabbed the plank. The parrot stood right on the other end of the plank. The two of them stared wide-eyed all the way without saying a word. It floated on the water for three days. On the morning of the fourth day, the parrot finally couldn't help but look at the magician and call:

Forget it, I surrendered, where did you change the ship?!

Today's little story will be told here, thank you!