Chinese characters are by far the longest-used characters and the only script in major script systems that have been passed down to this day.
Chinese characters with the same sound next to the same character are not in the minority, what will happen if they "offend"?
01
Moderator: Please say four different words on the same side.
Ordinary youth: rivers, lakes and seas.
Literary youth: Qinse pipa.
Two-forced youth: Hum ho ha hey.
Chemical Youth: Alkyne hydrocarbons.
02
Follow-up: Five words? Others were silent.
Chemical youth: potassium calcium sodium magnesium aluminum.
Tearfully asked: Six words?
Chemical Youth: Helium-Neon-KryptonKrKron-Krypton.2
(Push glasses) I give you a back lanthanide and actinide: lanthanum cymbalum cyenium neodymium ymudium ytterbium.
Seeing the scenery of chemical youth, pharmaceutical youth are not willing to show weakness.
Pharmacy Youth: Pyridinepidine piperidinethiophenethiazolein oxazolidinylquinoline, aldehyde ether ester phenolol.
Looking at this pile of garbled codes, the medical youth calmly made a move.
Medical Youth: I only know that as a medical student I have seen today:
Gastrocnemius tendon membrane and connective tissue fibers, cerebroplenic lung, hepatobiliary pancreatic spleen bladder gastrocnemius muscle.
Pseudo-medical youth: playing with glass balls, swelling, pain, inability to take a shower... Clap the table and laugh wildly
03
So it entered the stage of a hundred schools of thought.
Mechanical Youth: Plier milling boring drill saw.
The car system said: axle spokes spoke regulus.
Ship Youth: ShipSharess Ship Sternwheeler Ship
Textile Youth:
Velvet silk paper crepe sewing silk painting quilting quilting silk
Sui Silk Embroidery Knot Satin Silk
Geological Youth: Silica sand mine.
Young people of the ring family: Leaching infiltration sludge tank.
Metal Youth: Platinum Rhodium Palladium Osmium Iridium Ruthenium...
Forestry Youth: Forest tree planting willow poplar birch tree maple pine tree banyan tree cypress oak camphor tree coconut.
Biological youth said: Plover Plwl Grebe Plover Plwl Plover Plwl Plover Grebe Plover Plover Plwl Plover Grebe Plover Grebe Plover
Sushi Chef: Salmon Squid Whale Eel Shark
Biological Youth: Shrimp, Crab Snake, Chrylic, Cicada, Worm, Fly, Scorpion, Earthworm, Cockroach, Mantis, Centipede, Ant, And Slug.
04
Fish, shrimp and shellfish attract young foodies.
Foodie Youth A: Pie ravioli.
Foodie Youth B: Foodies say there is no pressure, stir-fry, fry, grill and stew.
The vegetarian youth complained:
Why does no one say a grape strawberry pineapple plantain watercress lettuce garlic mushroom jasmine peony medicine hibiscus alfalfa reed mint calamus pupa? Don't everyone like to eat fruits and vegetables and don't like flowers and plants?
Then Wudang and the Shaolin youth appeared,
Wudang Youth: Hit push twist twist tweak throw grab grab catch insert wipe sweep cover swing press quite picky.
Monastic Youth: Lama nagging?
Of course, those who are born into the world have joined the world...
Taobao youth said: Discount scramble.
The big move of the historical youth: 禔礽祉禛禶祺祚佑祀禟禌祹祥禵禨禑禄礼祄禝祎禧祜祁禐。
Hearing this, the gray-headed archaeologist youth in the corner smiled faintly:
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The young people of law also came to a wave: litigation and discussion, blackmail and ridicule, promises, sincere speeches, interrogations, recitations, slanders...
Jujutsu: A barrage.
Chinese young people are not to be outdone.
Chinese Youth: Have you ever heard of the road is far and wide, the eunuch lives in a poor family, and the cold window is lonely?
Literary and Artistic Youth A: The waves of rivers and lakes are rough and choppy.
Literary and Artistic Youth B: Tingpu Beach Tide Flood Huzhou Zhu ups and downs.
The literary and artistic youth immediately calmed the whole audience.
Then the intellectual youth suddenly struck: wandering in the rivers and lakes, waiting for the immortal Buddha and the monks, lonely cold windows empty widows, cang artemisia tomb Mo deserted.
Finally, the simple young man said: I trust you.
05
When everyone thought it was over, unbeknownst to them, another round of small orgasms began.
Otaku Youth: 囯囹囸囻図四囡囦困圊囝 Because of the siege of the Yuanyuan 囲囩囷囶图囼囿圂圂圅圅ࢳ圅圅圂国囵 Circle 圌圐圐圂圂。
Cantonese Youth: Wow Wow...
Meteorological Youth: Thunder and Lightning Frost and Snow, Xiawen Mist and Haze.
The gastroenterologist said: Hemorrhoid dysentery.
Neurologist said: Epilepsy paralysis.
Dermatologists say: Acne scar herpes herpes, carbuncles, scars, no stress.
Selling cute youth said: Meow meow meow meow
After reading this article, are you convinced? Chinese character culture is so broad and profound!
Source: Chinese Poetry Study
Source: Wiggs Painting
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