There are all kinds of ways to sell fake things and deceive people in the jianghu, which is not uncommon in the jianghu business doors, and they take advantage of the vast number of people who love the psychology of greed and cheapness to deceive and make money. Jianghu Langzhong is no exception, they sell "fake medicinal materials" and sell "fake medicines". It can be said that among the jianghu langs who sell plasters, there is a high probability that they are fake and real businessmen, and I will say a few so-called "jianghu miracle drugs" below.
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In the fake jianghu lang, before selling drugs, he always has to say a set of words, the content is nothing more than "three generations of family heirlooms, nine famous doctors, world-renowned, famous at home and abroad, Nanyang has a general factory, Malaysia has a branch." He would also say, "This miracle drug I sell is not for the sake of fame, not for making money, but only to save the suffering of the masses." And so on, such exaggerated hypocrisy.
"Tiangang pain relief is like a god pill" medicine to eliminate the disease, all kinds of diseases
This fake medicine is incredible, in the Republic of China period, once flourished, known as a miracle drug, deceived by countless people.
Jianghu Langzhong said that it is an ancestral secret recipe, saying that there are 24 flavors of Chinese medicine, 12 flavors of herbs, a total of 36 flavors, meaning "36 days of Gang", so it is named after Tiangang. Say that this medicine regardless of headache, foot pain, heartache pain, waist bar pain, stomach pain, back pain, pain rolling back and forth, pain to shout daddy and mother, pain for ten years, 20 years is not cured, as long as you swallow his pill with boiling water, it will immediately stop the pain, beaten, beaten into a serious injury, overexerted sprains, so that the sky yin pain, rain also hurts, swallow this medicine with alcohol, all of them are immediate, as well as a variety of gynecological diseases, including postpartum pain, menstrual pain, etc., children's various inexplicable pain, the same can be eaten, It is just that children should eat less, eat 1/4 or half of it, and can also relieve pain immediately.
Also, why is it said that this "Tiangang pain relief is like a divine pill" is a "miracle medicine"? In addition to pain relief, like asthma, old cough, whether you are hot cough, cold cough, wind cough, fire cough, cough for ten years and eight years, is not cured, as long as you eat three pairs, you can keep the root broken, so it is also known as "Tiangang cough and asthma pills". Some people do not take the kidneys, the loss of the next yuan, the night dream sperm, slippery sperm, night sweats, and infertility, all kinds of medicines to eat hundreds of doses, is a no effect. This medicine can still be cured, a picture will see the effect, after eating the same day to see the effect, immediately see the effect.
The words spoken by Jianghu Langzhong, the jargon is called "jitter", that is, to say the indications for the drug, the wider the scope of adaptation, the more drugs will be sold. After the completion of the "shake section", according to the reason, he will say the selling price of the drug, but he does not say sell, but say send, first let everyone try a pill, prove it effective, tomorrow to buy it in a certain street hotel, and then distribute it to the masses by his entourage.
The people who listened in the audience wanted to try it, and it was given for free, without spending money, so everyone reached out. After going back, some people naturally take it, don't say, it really works. The next morning, this ten or ten hundred, rushed to his residence to buy, some bought a box, some bought three boxes, originally suspected not to take, heard others say that eating effective, also followed to buy a few boxes. At this moment, he was rich in wealth, and he made a fortune in the day, and after selling for two days, on the morning of the third day, in the middle of the jianghu lang, the oil under his feet slipped away, and the quasi-child set off to go to another place.
In fact, this so-called magic medicine is not a 36-day gang or a 72-day fire, but is made of opium soot called "smoked top" on the rivers and lakes. It is to "drag" time to deceive. Since opium is a narcotic, the patient can indeed be painless for a day or two, so the jianghu langzhong can not expose the prototype, cheat the money can also be withdrawn.
Seahorse chasing the wind cream
This is selling plasters, only to see the person who sells plasters pick up a plaster and shout loudly: "Look, look, seahorse chasing wind ointment, this is my divine plaster, the one who said, what is the benefit of your seahorse chasing the wind ointment?" Whoever falls, is beaten, injured, falls, bruised bones and tendons, strained rheumatism, bruised blood and sweat, hand pain and waist pain, paste me this seahorse chasing wind cream one paste to remove pain, two paste to dispel diseases, three stickers to remove the roots, never again. Some people doubt that this plaster of yours has such great power? I don't believe we can test it on the spot. "Saying that, he opened a plaster, put a piece of porcelain bowl fragment inside, closed it and baked it from the outside with a paper fire, after a while of kung fu, opened it to see, the broken bowl pieces have melted away, you say that the power of this plaster is not great? Just rushing this hand, attracting a lot of buyers, he also made a lot of money.
In fact, no plaster can dissolve the fragments of the bowl, what is the secret? It turned out not to be a fragment of a real porcelain bowl, but to crush a fine powder with cuttlefish bone, make a mud with water, make a bowl, dry it and draw a pattern, which could not be distinguished without looking closely, and then fell into pieces and mixed in the real bowl fragments. When performing, the fake broken bowl slice is put into the plaster, the broken bowl slice made of cuttlefish bone, a little hot flash, it will naturally melt, and then rub it with your hand, it will be integrated into the medicine, so the onlookers look, thinking that the broken bowl piece is really transformed by his plaster. And the efficacy of this plaster can be imagined, naturally it has no effect.
Among the fake plasters, there are also those who sell "blood pulling plasters", and the people who sell plasters paste the plasters on the patient's affected area, and then unveil them after a while, and even suck out the blood stasis in the patient's body, and then sell the medicine, at which time everyone rushes to buy. This kind of medicine is boiled with elm bark into a paste, mixed with red, pressed into fine particles, put a little into the plaster, attached to the patient, and then unveiled, it will show bruises, which is also a pure deceptive trick.
Counterfeit medicines and deceptions for eye diseases
"Bear bile eye medicine", "bear bile" is an effective drug for the treatment of eye diseases, made into "eye drops" or made into "pills", all have obvious curative effects, but rare and expensive. The fake jianghu langzhong uses the characteristics of bear bile that can rotate indefinitely on the water, replaces it with other things, and puts it into the water bowl, and can also have a self-deprecating effect, calling itself "bear bile eye medicine" and selling it cheaply. The substitute is a pill made of a little camphor and various medicines, coated with cinnabar, with a bowl of water, first flattened on the surface of the water with clean white paper, removing the oil coating on the surface of the water, and then putting the medicine into the water surface, which can also achieve the effect of natural rotation, and its visual effect is no different from bear bile.
There is also a deception to treat eye diseases, no matter what kind of eye diseases, you can cure the disease, but only cure the disease, do not sell medicine. I saw him holding a thin bamboo skewer in his hand, gluing a small pill to the patient's eyelids, and then gently flicking it, and in a short while, a small bug was pulled out of the patient's eyes. Looking closely, it is indeed a small bug, you say god is not God? Then he would say that this was eye worm disease, the worm was removed, the disease was better, don't look at the pill is small, but the effect is very high. Can suck out the eye worms, tooth worms can also suck out, the general medicine is not possible, spending less money, so as not to go to the hospital, so there are many people who come to seek treatment.
The jianghu langzhong who uses this kind of hand to rule the law of eye disease is not shallow to say that it is deceitful, and the jianghu people call this kind of business "recruiting han". There is a kind of thorn in the rural mountains and villages that is used for basket weaving, the thorn is easy to grow insects, a bug is a hole, the thorn is cut back to dry, the larvae are heated, they will run out of the hole, catch it and dry it into tiny particles, and use the bottle to prepare for later. When seeing a doctor, it is said that it is an eye drug, but in fact, the "dried insects" are put into the patient's eyes. The dried insects were gradually soaked by tears, and the prototype of the larvae was restored, and Lang Zhong then picked out the insects in public with bamboo sticks and placed them on the glass sheet, and after the patients and everyone watched, no one was amazed, and the tooth worms were also used in this method.
"Golden Hook Fishing Worm Pills" specializes in treating children's abdominal pain
This medicine is said to be "specialized in treating children's abdominal pain, can get rid of insect infestations, and is a child's deworming drug." "You can perform on the spot, after giving a pill to a child, after a while of kung fu, the child spits out the worm, and everyone sees that there are bugs in the things that the child spits out, and they believe it."
In fact, the key to this trick is his pill, which is not poisonous and does not have any medicinal power. The insects that the child spit out are not in their own stomachs, but the medicine sellers make from the "side intestines (called wolf-shaped)" of the turtle's "abdominal bones" and "pig blood". The appearance of the tortoise's paraintestinal tract is no different from the image of a roundworm, and it also has a mouth and a tail, but it is rare in humans. After the side intestine is mixed with pig's blood, it will coagulate for a while, and the drug seller will form him into a ball (the shape of a pill), and then coat the outside with sugar coating, so that people can't see it. When the child swallows the pill, after a period of time, the sugar coating of the pill dissolves in the stomach, and the paranectum will return to its original appearance. Then Langzhong, who sells medicine, probes the throat of the child with feathers, and when the child vomits, he must spit out this object, and then everyone will really think that it is a bug in the child's stomach, and he is fished out by the medicine.
Although these fake jianghu langs are cheating money to sell fake drugs, the drugs they sell and the way they treat the diseases, even if the patients mistakenly post and take them by mistake, they do not die, they do not eat bad people, and they will never have medical accidents, so they cannot be said to be harmful, but just cheat some money. This is why the fake jianghu langzhong prefers to sell plasters, because fake plasters are not bad people, and nothing big can happen.
Since ancient times, people eat grains, can not keep not sick, sick do not have to take medicine, so it is inseparable from Langzhong (doctor), but among langzhong there are real langs who are proficient in medical skills and high talents, and there are also false langs who are vain and exaggerated. There have been many divine doctors with high Chinese medicine skills in jianghu lang for generations, and there is no shortage of them. But there are also some fake jianghu langs, in this impostor deception, so this line has been good and bad since ancient times, what I listed in the article is only some fake jianghu lang in the deceptive tricks and tricks, only for the right thing, friends do not misread.
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