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My little collection of NBA movies: James, Durant, Maddy and Curry, in plain text

LeBron James of the NBA Version of the King's Speech: I am the king of nature

Second, the NBA version of "Death is Coming" Durant: put down the scythe, just go to the construction site

3. Maddy of the NBA version of "Fast and Furious": I am the man who caught up with the light!

Stephen Curry: I'm actually a Barrett sniper!

How much praise I have endured, how much slander I have to endure, I have deeply understood this sentence

The NBA's 75 biggest stars put me in second place, after Jordan, the god of basketball, and I know that this upsets a lot of people. But this is the true embodiment of strength, after all, the eyes of the masses are the brightest.

No one will have an opinion on me after Jordan, even if it is my die-hard fans, if they have an opinion, I will expel them from the gang, after all, Jordan is like a totem to basketball now, flying high in the wind. The fans of the major superstars behind me are the source of opinions, but I really can't listen to so many opinions, after all, there are too many superstars behind me.

Opinions are mainly reflected in: Where is LeBron James strong?

Where am I strong? Is it a long throw? Surely not, you look at Lillard, Curry, I can't compare with them; is it technology? Surely not, you look at Nash and Paul, their skills are even more incomparable to me; is it a breakthrough layup, a back-to-back single? No, go and see the original Westbrook and Rose, their breakthrough layups, as fast as lightning; go to see the melon Anthony next to me, that back-to-back singles beauty can firmly nail your eyes there.

By the way, your strongest is your perverted strong body, this is the final outcome of the little black fans, the reason why I play well is by a strong body. ay! I don't even bother to refute you, you haven't seen the half-orc Faried, or you haven't seen the body of the former Warcraft Howard.

So where am I strong, I will tell you, I am strong in my super high basketball IQ, strong in my hard training day after day, strong in my excessive self-discipline at every moment, strong in my birth is the king of this world. Born in the Qin Dynasty, I was Chen Sheng Wu Guang; I grew up in the Han Dynasty, I was Liu Bang of the uprising; at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, when I grew up in the temple, I also wanted to be the monk with the surname Zhu; I just had this gene flowing in my blood: meritorious service and kingship

In high school, I was the king of the high school league. In the high school basketball league, I became the absolute leader of the team in less than a year, four years in the high school league, three years in the National First Team, and three times elected Mr. Ohio Basketball. McDonald's MVP of the All-American High School Star Game, The American High School Round Ball Classic, and the Jordan High School Charity Tournament, I stopped the pace of high school progress because I had reached the top and there was no way forward.

When I first entered the NBA, I was the king of rookies. The 2003 draft has anyone who believes that a fan can be familiar with it, The Flash Wade, offensive kaleidoscope Anthony and Dragon King Bosh, say any name, enough to rank into this 75 superstars, and I, the champion of this year, is their king. Except for Ricky Davis, who thought I was chosen by the Cavaliers to assist him, everyone knew that I was the future new king of Cleveland and even the NBA, the future king.

Leading the Knights to victory, I am the King of Cleveland. After several tribulations, I finally led the Cavaliers to win the NBA championship, and my time finally came, the scoring king, the regular season MVP, the Finals MVP, various honors are like stepping stones on my way to the throne, more like the flag of merit flying in the wind behind my Iron Throne. I finally became the hero of Cleveland, the king of the knights.

Go away to Miami, I'm the King of Heat. Before I arrived, Wade was the best candidate here, his position in the Heat was the same as I was in the Cavaliers, but when I arrived, in just a few seasons, I became the absolute backbone of the Heat, the absolute card face, I just have this strength, that is, I have this temperament, no matter where I go, I will become the core of the field, the king of the field.

Thirty-year-old man, I am still the king of this alliance. Over thirty years old, for a professional player, in addition to the mouth brother such a super maintenance, it is difficult to reproduce the peak, so I chose to travel west to Los Angeles, to the purple gold 24 agreement, once again to bring this basketball holy land glory. Here, I became the king of Los Angeles again.

No matter how many vicissitudes the years have left on my face, although I am close to the twilight of the heroes, although my data is declining year by year, as long as I am still standing in this arena, I am the absolute king. Whether you are my black powder or my Jamie, you have to admit that I am now, no matter where I go, I will still be the king there

That's where my name comes from: James, little Emperor, it's time to call leBron, our king

If the NBA is a deck of playing cards, then I am at least a little king, and now the king is fading, and soon, I will fade my silver makeup and replace it with a gold border.

Big King vs Little King

I am Du Xiaoshuai, a most real, most like you guys watching the ball of the super giant, a big boy next door, an unmarried super big diamond.

Seeing Scarlett, I will be excited to drink her bath water; watching live on the Internet, I will give the little Internet celebrity a little attention, brush a plane; I can't beat the opponent, I will cry my nose and hug my thighs; these are your dislikes for me, but I am the real thing.

Such a widow sister you can resist

Not everyone is fit to be a leader, at least not a standard leader. I will not bring everyone together on the field and give an uplifting speech; I will not make everyone a public appearance and become a recognized example; I will only stand in a key position at a critical moment, take the knife in my hand, and take the head of the enemy general in the silent place, one time at a time, so that the opponent will be frightened; one point at a time; and the confidence of the enemy will be completely dealt a blow.

But you can't see it, you'll only pay attention to me being reprimanded by green's unruly mouth, and you'll only see Wei Shao stay behind and I choose to flee. Broken Achilles tendons, countless teams waiting in line with the top salary for me to flip the card, this is the strength, this is my silent counterattack.

This is me, a field to see the score like a probe, off-court full of comics to contribute to you countless paragraphs.

Needless to say, I am going to the construction site to move bricks, put down the sickle, I will go to the construction site, the consensus of the people of the world: the most beautiful people who work.

Maddy of the NBA version of Fast and Furious: I am the man who caught up with the light

Time is the true king of this world, and every living being cannot escape the erosion of time! Einstein's theory of relativity says: When you run fast enough to catch up with the light, then you are free from the shackles of time!

My name is Tracy, McGrady, and I'm the man who caught up with the light

Talent is a wonderful thing, innate, and I have obviously the top level of talent, so you hate me for not training, it's only because I haven't met a real opponent, so you hate me for not having a sense of teamwork, and that's because I haven't met a CP who is willing to pay for it. Until that purple-gold number 24 and red number 11 appeared in my field of vision, my lifelong enemy, my lifelong friend.

It's not that I can't break through to the layup, I just don't think the hand-to-hand combat in the penalty area is not gorgeous enough, I don't know how to do back singles, in my opinion it's physical bullying, meaningless; so I chose what I think is the simplest one: dry pull jump shot, but I didn't expect it to become a stunt that you can never imitate

People say I sleep every day with hazy eyes and my eyes never open! Oh, it's not that I can't open my eyes, but in the face of a group of mortals, I don't need to open my eyes, only once, in order to leave a thought for the world, I opened my eyes, only 35 seconds, and the world will worship me from now on! Since then, the time that has dominated this world has had another name- the Maddy moment.

Tracy McGrady, nickname: Maddie! The Maddy who caught up with the light

Finally, the 35-second classic can only be expressed through GIFs

Fourth, the NBA version of Crossfire: Curry: I actually snipe Barrett

Stephen Curry, an NBA supergiant who is only 1.91 meters tall, not much taller than you and me

Stephen Curry, born in 1988, has been a father for several years, but he still looks like a schoolboy with a childish face

Stephen Curry, one redefined the three-pointer, one changed the NBA rules, one made Golden State crazy and made fans happy.

Stephen Curry: I'm actually a Barrett sniper!

The reason for liking Curry is simple, so simple that it doesn't even need a reason, he let us see that the NBA is no longer just tall and arm-length, physically strong people can swim on the field, I, a thin, not very tall elementary school student can still become the scoring king, become the championship, become the most beautiful boy in the Finals, and then become the cover of 2K, become the top card of the NBA, and unanimously elect MVP.

For me, there is no frontcourt, no backcourt, only the opponent's basket in my eyes, the moment I step on the field, within the boundary, it is my hunting ground, the 45 cm basket in the eyes of others, in my eyes as wide as the sea, as long as you see me shooting, then, please close your eyes and listen to the beautiful sound of the basketball rubbing with the net!

To do a simple thing to the extreme, is the least simple thing, the previous records will be replaced by my name, and later when people mention the three-pointer, they will only think of one name: Stephen Curry - that NBA Barrett sniper!

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