Commentary on the movie "King's Crusoe"

Hello, hello everyone, today to tell you the story of a down-and-out uncle trapped on a desert island, in order to eat a bowl of fried sauce noodles, relying on bird droppings to grow a crop "King's Crusoe". Old Jin is an out-and-out loser, owes a lot of debts to the bank, and was abandoned by his wife, ready to end this life by suicide, however, when he jumped into the Han River and woke up again, he found himself unscathed, this week seems to be a desert island, but after confirming the environment, he learned that this is just a small island in the heart of the river, born loveless, cold and hungry After spending the night, Old Jin was awakened by the whistle of the cruise ship, the sales were used to him, and quickly roughly sorted out the grooming instrument, While calling for help while still smiling with a face, although it was noticed by a tourist, but because he could not hear the sound, the other party saw him in a suit and leather shoes and smiled, he actually thought that he was greeting himself, waving his hand in response and walking farther and farther, at this time, the old Jin's mobile phone finally turned on, but it was only a virtual power, he quickly called the rescue call, and as a result, the other party listened to the Han River, desert island, scolded a mentally retarded, and hung up the phone. Call the ex-wife, the other party listened to the ex-husband, hung up the phone without saying a word, after receiving a sales call, the old Jin sadly found that the mobile phone was completely out of power, watching the other shore Old Jin plucked up the courage to swim over, but after a while of dog planing, he seemed to appear a variety of memory clips before death, there was a fear of learning to swim when he was a child, there was a fear of being rejected when he interviewed a job, there was a fear of the ex-wife because of his own incompetence, the fear of resolutely leaving himself, because he could not swim, the instinct to survive, and finally sent him to the shore, Old Jin, who was determined to leave this world, thought of hanging, but the sharp siren of the fire drill in the city still made him stop the action, and when he was about to continue, suddenly the large intestine had a reaction, and the key moment was about to go to the toilet, you said that he was not angry. When the three emergencies are being solved, the sage in front of him makes him very excited, the honey juice in the petals seems to have not tasted for a century, when he is going to die, he can still find the happiness of childhood for a long time, simple but beautiful, remembering his own downfall over the years, the old Jin can't cry, and finally he suddenly wants to break the can and break it, he is like an invisible person in society anyway, simply stay here first, which day I want to commit suicide and then continue. Old Jin began to eat raw mushrooms, drank the water of the Han River, tried to drill wood for fire, after failing, picked up a lighter and lit a cigarette to rest first, he was indeed waste firewood, lying by the campfire, Old Jin lost those credit cards, without these, he could live well. Old Jin began to collect all kinds of garbage floating with the river, an abandoned duck boat, on a pile of grass, became the new home of old Jin, he worked hard for seven years, brick by brick is not worthy of ownership, and finally can only live in the duck bed, eager to eat something else, but all kinds of efforts have failed, can only continue to nibble mushrooms, see a bottle of laundry detergent that has expired for an unknown number of years, do not forget the image management of the old Jin squatted on the riverside to wash his head, I have to say, this chemical is indeed powerful enough, quickly poisoned a batch of fish, Unintentional willow-lined old gold, this time can finally change a taste, the uneaten fish was targeted by a group of pigeons, when the old Gold woke up and had an unexpected harvest, after eating grilled fish to eat grilled pigeons, life is simply not too perfect, all kinds of signs show that today's human beings are already inviolable species, full of food and drink old Gold lying on the grass of wild flowers everywhere, perfect boredom, in a residential building on the other side of the island lives a ashes-level housewife big beautiful, suffering from autism She basically lives in a pile of garbage, Wearing a versatile, but like a century of unwashed canvas shoes, she suffers from autism, there is an ugly scar on her face, she runs more than a dozen social accounts without leaving home, the beauty map on the Internet can be used as material by him to customize daily life, in her fantasy world, beautiful clothes and shoes can be worn on her own body in different ways, in the virtual world, there are many fans is her, life is a full female dick, three years have not been out of the room she has strict rules, Get up every day to eat canned food with fixed calories and breathe in the fresh air created by the fan. At night, the big beautiful hobby is to take pictures of the moon, in his opinion, there is no one on the moon, so it will not be lonely and lonely, she even has to let the pedometer reach ten thousand steps, not to be more healthy, but to make herself look busy, use this to escape reality, afraid of facing the crowd of her, the most anticipated is the spring and autumn fire drills, because in 20 minutes, everyone and the car must go to the designated place, everywhere in sight is empty, take advantage of this time the big beautiful will be fully armed , open the curtains to bathe in the long-lost sunshine, holding the cannon to look around her, accidentally found the distress signal drawn by the old gold in front, and saw the old gold who was trying to hang himself at the time, subconsciously pressed the shutter of the camera, frightened and retreated, since then the big beautiful has fallen in love with observing the old Jin's every move every day, seeing the old Jin who laboriously dragged the duck boat, and couldn't help but push him in front of the camera, wash out the photos taken, the old Jin's HELP has become HELLO, The camera returns to the old Jin side, now his life on the island is happy and leisurely, but also played a low version of golf, played out of the style, played out the level, the cruise ship whistle sounded again remembered, this time he was different from the last time, actually immediately hid, and so after the cruise ship went far, Old Jin found that the soles of his feet stepped on something, opened a look, is a food packaging bag of instant fried sauce noodles, the cover pattern for reference only makes his eyes shine, and a spice package falls out of it, and this bag makes the meat on the shelf smellless He greedily sniffed the bag, as if he could smell the aroma of the fried sauce noodles, and even dreamed that he was enjoying the delicious food, and when he woke up, Old Jin decided to make a bowl of fried sauce noodles himself, and the ingredients that could be collected were poured for half a day, and the black paste made could not be kneaded at all. Obviously there are big fish and big birds to eat, but alone on a bowl of fried sauce noodles grumpy, recall that when he was a child, he was full of resistance to fried sauce noodles, and when he grew up, he did not eat fried sauce noodles alone, and now he thinks that he is really in the blessing and does not know the blessing. On this day, Old Jin was awakened by the sound of bird droppings smashing down, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and there were not plant seeds in the bird droppings? So, he began the grand project of collecting bird droppings, the credit card he lost finally worked, and then he began to reclaim the land in Nanniwan, reclaim the clearing, make ditches, busy and busy, he sweated, accidentally found that sweat was salty, which was a big surprise for him who had not eaten salt for a long time, and began to lick up, two months passed. Lao Jing's hanging vip throne has been full of spider webs, the leader has been recycled, made into a scarecrow, old Jin and him happily hugged, the big beautiful at the end of the lens, eating the fried sauce noodles that old Jin thinks about day and night, the wall is full of photos of old Jin, after these days of observation, Da Mei suddenly feels that he wants to communicate with Old Jin. Taking advantage of the night, she was fully armed, used small tricks to avoid the eyes of the security guards, came to this tacky and strange world, threw a drifting bottle towards the Han River, and every day after that, she looked forward to Old Jin's reply, but never responded. Time passed another three months, old Jin seemed to have built this place into a small home, at this time he was like a new era of Robinson, early to run in place, catch a fish, catch a bird egg on the tree, come to a wave of healthy breakfast, collect their own sweat, usually can be used to add salt or something, and finally he found a big beautiful drift bottle, a large blank, the lower right corner wrote a small HELLO, old Jin realized that there must be someone on the other side who saw him, quickly put on his pants, Dressed up in what he thought was the most handsome outfit, he sat on the beach and wrote a reply with a stick, how are you. Excited big beautiful almost fainted, the photo printed out, every day look at the above of the old gold, bad is the feeling of heartbeat, so the skill repeat again threw out a drifting bottle, this time the old gold received very timely, the dialogue between the two I will not translate, after all, after 90 is that no one knows no one knows, at the same time, the old gold field also grew corn, he was happy like a 200 pound child, knowing that the old gold obsessed with fried sauce noodles, the big beautiful decided to invite him to eat a bowl of fried sauce noodles, spent 100,000 won to the takeaway, Let him send to the opposite island, this is really a dare point, a dare to send ah, the takeaway is a lot of effort, and finally reached this small desert island.