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"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

It turns out that no movie can escape the curse of "making more and more bad".

Fast & Furious can't.

Fatal Bends can't.

Chainsaw Horror, neither can it.

When I saw that the 9th part had been released, the director of the factory who liked this mouth was full of joy and found cooked meat.

I thought that this time, the vertical saw came to teach everyone to be a person again.

But unexpectedly, the world's most classic horror big IP sequel, just this?

Chainsaw Horror 9: Vortex

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

In the blink of an eye, "Chainsaw Horror" has reached the 9th part.

I still remember the scene when the factory director brushed the first part.

When I first heard the title, I thought I would be like "Texas Chainsaw Killer", holding a chainsaw and slashing around with various groups of demons.

After brushing it, I found out that this is a top-notch gore movie.

Whether it is the structure, narrative, rhythm, atmosphere, the portrayal of human nature, it is too good to be true.

Especially finally.

When the vertical saw that lay motionless in the pool of blood and acted as an NPC suddenly stood up, the feeling of shock was simply straight to the Heavenly Spirit Cover.

No matter how many times you watch it, you can make a swear sigh.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

It is said that the film was only filmed for 18 days at that time.

Originally, it was a small-budget horror film, but because the creativity was really good, the box office immediately exploded after its release, and it doubled by 84 times!

In this way, Wen Ziren became a hit and a legend also began.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

After that, every two years, the vertical saw would come out and teach everyone to be human.

He designed all sorts of extremely lethal devices, eerie voice messages, weird puppet dolls, and unique rules of the game—

For example, laser ring cutting skulls, barbed wire traps, peeling seats, razor box killings, refrigerator killings, pig tank bombing, bathroom traps, syringe pits...

In this way, we punish those who disregard life.

death? Or self-harm to survive?

You can only choose one!

When you are fortunate enough to survive, then congratulations, your sins have been redeemed, and your life has been baptized!

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

"The core of Chainsaw Horror is actually a confession of rehabilitation."

The old man of the vertical saw once said so.

This judge of fate is even more attractive than the people's gourmet Hannibal, and what the old fan wants to see is not this old man who is super tall with double business.

But this time, it really disappointed everyone.

Chainsaw Horror 9 is a screenplay written by two screenwriters from Part 8 and directed by the directors of 234 films.

As for the lineup, it's completely speechless.

Can you believe it?

The big boss in this part is just imitating the killing game method of the vertical saw.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

Without the vertical saw, there is no soul, which is completely a "fan movie" that has nothing to do with the original work.

More importantly, it is the loss of the core of Chainsaw Horror.

At the beginning of the story, a civilian police officer is struggling to hunt down the thief, following the other party all the way to the subway station where he can't see his fingers.

The next second, the thief was gone.

The police officer looked around, and suddenly a huge pig's head appeared next to his face, frightening him (actually me) out of his soul.

Suddenly, the officer was blindfolded.

When he woke up again, he had been suspended on the subway tracks.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

The police officer also carried a mad iron clip on his tongue.

The gloomy recording slowly plays the rules of the game -

Either he lost his tongue and was pulled from the iron clip, or he was struck by a roaring train.

The police were stunned and frantically struggling with their bodies.

It was clear that he didn't want to choose between both ends.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

Time passes by minute by minute, and the endurance of the tongue is getting smaller and smaller.

Just as he decided to give up his tongue, the opposite train was already speeding in.

syllable!

Blood splashes and flesh flies!

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

The subway death soon reached the police station.

The black male protagonist in charge of investigating the case did not recognize his good brother through his arms and legs at first through the internal organs of his arms and legs.

Until a tongue with a police badge was placed on the window of the courthouse.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

So the question is, why was this brother tortured and killed?

What is the other party's purpose?

At the same time, the picture kept flashing back, and things seemed to involve an old thing that no one wanted to mention.

Years ago, a police officer shot and killed an eyewitness.

The entire police station is helping him to give perjury to cover up this crime.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

At this time, the clever factory director has cleared the main line of the story.

It turned out that the judges lurking in the shadows only wanted to punish these conscience-destroying, hypocritical and corrupt police officers.

Next, it's like "Death's Coming."

Whose turn will it be?

Soon, another friend of the man was also hooked, and he was locked in an abandoned pool, his fingers firmly wrapped in barbed wire.

To survive, he must first bite the device in his mouth, start the engine, and break ten fingers.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

This time, the brothers did not hesitate and quickly chose to live.

But people did not expect that the big boss of this session was also too unpretentious to martial arts.

Just as the abused person separated the flesh and bones of the ten fingers, the wire behind him also broke, and in an instant, the current filled the entire pool.

In this way, the police officer was not killed by the broken finger, but was electrocuted first.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

Tell the truth, you imitate the vertical saw, don't just imitate the surface!

The old man sawed it vertically, but he is a life mentor who is willing to cut meat and listen to lectures, teaching you various life philosophies in minutes.

But in this part, the essence is completely lost.

The abused are punished, but there is still no chance of survival.

Therefore, the whole film is just a simple bloody, simple heavy-mouthed torture film.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

Another female police officer, too.

She was tied to a device with a chainsaw and had to cut her spine to prevent the hot wax oil from flowing over her head.

This is good, people are cutting their spines, and the wax oil on their heads has already opened the floodgates.

It didn't take long for the female police officers to become "oil sculptures."

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

There's also flying glass killing.

Hanging the abused person in the air, behind them are countless flowing empty glass bottles.

Once the engine is activated, the glass bottles are shattered into countless tiny flying knives, one by one, stabbed into the flesh of the abused person.

And he, on the other hand, had no chance to choose.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

Dolls bleeding is not new.

Hang the abused person, fill the body with tubes, and release the blood little by little.

Until drainage.

Maybe someone can see it, isn't this male guest our dear Commissioner Fury?

How much he couldn't think about it, he would take such a messy and incompetent role!

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

In short, this part of the chainsaw horror, although classified as the 9th part, but the whole film is completely like a cottage version, a fanfare.

When seeing the scene of various blood sprays, the audience is experiencing a sense of pleasure.

But, apart from the bloody thrill, what's left?

Without.

The meaning of the story has changed from the previous baptism of life to the simple killing of people now.

And life is precious, and it is done and cherished.

This is exactly what the vertical saw wants to teach everyone.

"Chainsaw Horror 9", really threw up the whole grandpa

The philosophical chainsaw was so horrified that it was reduced to a crude plasma tablet.

I've been waiting for the saw to appear, only to wait for his photo and without Jigsaw's most classic horror subwoofer.

For those of us fans, looking forward to such a sequel in our lifetime, I don't know if it is lucky or disaster.

Let's take this film as a tribute.

But to tell the truth, the "Chainsaw Horror" series can really be finished.

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