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Text/Chen Zhuanli
(You Heng in the traditional Peking Opera "Drumming and Scolding Cao")
【About the author】Chen Zhuanli, pen name ink dyeing guyun, teacher of Pucheng Xingzhen Junior High School in Shaanxi Province, post-70s, loves travel and writing. There are novels "A Generation of Red Faces" signed under the banyan tree, small novels published on the small novel website.
【This article is published with the authorization of the author】
In this era, Internet trolls are prevalent, spraying when they don't agree, spraying people when they see people, and spraying things when they see things. You say that a certain star is beautiful, he sprayed plastic surgery; you say who is thin, he sprayed weight loss; you speak elegantly, he sprays forced; you talk casually, he sprays superficial; you say that a domestic product is good, he sprays no forced; you say That Korean products are good, he sprays admiration and beauty...
China, there are many trolls, Chinese trolls, arrogant, self-centered, many times it is really speechless!
In fact, China's trolls did not appear now, they existed very early and very early. Today, we will learn about You Heng, who appeared during the Three Kingdoms period, and his troll deeds.
Cao Cao was ordered by the Son of Heaven to conquer the world. Cao Gong has the ambition of being a king, a certain relief of private grievances, and is lenient, and Matilda is in the four seas and recruits talents from all over the world.
Kong Rong recommended You Heng and wrote a letter of recommendation, which was sprinkled with foreign flowers and brilliant literary brilliance. Cao Cao probably also heard of You Heng's stinky temper and wanted to extinguish his arrogance, so when he was summoned, You Heng performed the ceremony, and Cao Cao deliberately did not let him sit. You Heng is twenty-four years old, in the end young, immediately look up to the sky and sigh, although the world is wide, but there is no one! It means that Cao Cao is nothing.
Cao Cao was not annoyed, and said the names of dozens of heroes under his command, Wen Tao's martial strategy, each with their own strengths, he wanted you to wake up, act modestly, and use it for himself. This is really arrogant. Cao Cao said that Xun Yu had a plan, and that you Heng Spray's donkey face was worthy of seeing a patient and hanging a funeral; Cao Cao said that Xun You had foresight, and You Heng Spray was the material to watch the grave and guard the tomb; Cao Cao said that Cheng Yu had foresight, and You Heng Spray had the ability to close the door and close the door... After saying that, I continued to spray, and all that was left was some clothes racks, wine barrels, rice sacks, and meat bags.
Look, everyone has seen damage to people, probably have not seen so many people damaged, seen ugly speech, probably said that such ugly is also rare. Besides, how could Cao Cao's men be so unbearable? The spray is indeed widespread, somewhat excessive.
Cao Cao was angry, but he still suppressed his temperament and continued to ask, What is your ability? You Heng is very confident that astronomical geography is all familiar; the three teachings and nine streams, all of them know; he has the ability to be Yao and Shun, and virtue can be compared with Confucius and Yan Hui. How can you compare the goods under Cao Cao with me?
Look, drunk, have seen self-aggrandizement, I have never seen such a boast about yourself!
Cao Cao continued to suppress You Heng, a young man who did not know the height of the sky, and Cao Cao said that he was one less drum official, so that You Heng took up this position, and You Heng did not resign. You Heng was so rude that many of Cao Cao's men were dissatisfied, and Zhang Liao asked Cao Cao, You Heng is so outspoken, why not kill him? Cao Cao said that if you kill him, people will say that he cannot tolerate people. Let You Heng beat the drum and insult him, see how he is?
One day, Cao Feast guests, Order You Heng Lao Drum, the old official told You Heng, to wear the drum of the new clothes, You Heng did not listen, wearing old clothes to hit the "Yuyang Three Laos", the syllables are clear, there is the sound of gold and stone impact, the listeners are generous and drooling. At this time, the left and right people shouted, why not change clothes? You heng slowly took off one by one, standing naked, naked... All those present, with their sleeves covered their faces, were ashamed. You Heng slowly put on his new clothes, and his face did not change in the slightest. Cao Cao scolded, and You Heng was rude. You Heng said that he had manifested his innocence, and scolded Cao Cao for his cloudy eyes and ignorance of the wise and foolish; his mouth was cloudy, he did not read poetry; his ears were cloudy, and he did not accept advice...
Cao Cao was clever, knowing that You Heng could not be used for himself in the end, and it was inconvenient to kill him, destroying his reputation, so he ordered You Heng to Go to Liu Biao in Jingzhou. When You Heng left, Cao Cao's men sat upright, and no one sent them off, and You Heng cried and scolded Cao Cao's men for being full of dead bodies... This first-class troll of the Three Kingdoms has offended people, can he introspect himself? When You Heng went to Liu Biao, he still did not change the true color of the troll, spraying Liu Biao, Liu Biao knew that Cao Cao borrowed a knife to kill people, protect his own reputation, and destroy the reputation of others. Liu Biao refused to obey, and sent You Heng to Jiangxia Huangzu.
Huang Zu asked You Heng, who are the celebrities from Xudu? You Heng said that his eldest son Kong Rong counted one, and his younger son Yang Xiu counted one, and there was no one left. Zhang Crazy, You Heng, good villain Kong Rong is twenty years older than you, you dare to say that others are your son, Yang Xiu is only one or two years younger than you, saying that people are your younger sons. Besides, they befriend you, so to speak, indecently also! Huang Zu asked You Heng to say what kind of character he was, that You Heng was bold and fat several times in Cao Cao and Liu Biao, saw that no one dared to kill himself, overconfident, said that Huang Zu was the earth embryo mud god in the temple, accepting sacrifices from others, but he would not do things, useless! When Huang Zu heard this, You Heng was more angry than himself, and immediately beheaded... You Heng was only twenty-five or six years old when he died, and he was quick to talk about it for a while, and he lost Qingqing's life.
Throughout Your life, when you were a teenager, you showed outstanding talent, a very good memory, never forgot, good at writing articles, good at debate, if you play your strengths, in that era of chaotic heroes, you will be able to stand out. However, his bad temper may have been innate, and later he did not restrain, impatient, arrogant, grotesque, and scolded people at every turn, thus offending many people, and finally spewing pain and happiness, and also lost his life in youth.
Looking at it now, even the most powerful trolls will not be fools to insult and scold their bosses in front of their faces, and they will not be naked in front of everyone (except for performance artists), if there is, it is either arrogant or mentally ill!
The sun always has a corner that can't be illuminated, and no one is perfect. As individuals, we must understand that respecting others, others can respect themselves, in the workplace, pay attention to the skills of talking to the boss, words and deeds are decent, can not be like You Heng, spraying everywhere, spraying a large piece, coming, no one supports. Modest and low-key, confident and optimistic, self-improvement, objective view of the problem, not extreme, not distorted, physical and mental health, society will be stable, career will be successful, family will be peaceful, you officials, right?
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