Once upon a time, there was a student sitting in the classroom, and Mr. Teaching was reading with relish in the classroom: "At the beginning of man, nature is good," suddenly there was a "bang" sound, and the whole class invariably looked at the place where the sound was, only to see that the student was red and overwhelmed. At this time, Mr. Teaching went to the student and said to him, "Stretch out your hand and hit fifteen boards", and beat him fifteen times with the whip, causing the student to scream in pain.
When the student returned home sullen, his sister asked him to eat, and he said, "I don't want to eat." The sister saw his thoughts, so she smiled and asked him: "Brother is unhappy, you may as well say it, let the sister share your worries for you!" So he honestly said it all, and his sister laughed and said, "For a fart, it's not worth not eating!" "I taught my brother's ear a few times, and my brother was happy to go to dinner."
One day, this student finally couldn't bear it in class, and put another "fart, the whole class laughed again, Mr. Teaching was so angry that his beard was cocked, and asked him to stretch out his hand, the last fifteen boards, did not call you long memory, this time punish you fifty big boards, let you always remember! The student immediately said, "Sir, sir, play slowly!" Farts come farts have Wang, farts come farts are reasonable, farts come to farts do not offend you, farts have fart ancestors! Mr. Teaching listened and said, "Oh, the ancestor of the fart and the fart, well, this time do not beat you, you go to find the ancestor of the fart, can not find a hundred plates to punish you." ”
After the student came home, he pretended to be sick and slept in bed, and when his sister asked him again, he told his sister, and her sister couldn't help but smile and said, "I thought you were why!" Fart ancestors are best to find, as long as you do not soak in the soup when eating to solve the stool, you take a white paper to wrap a good section of hard, sister help you wrap into gifts on the line, tomorrow, when you get out of class, you can take it to Mr. on it! ”
The next day, the student went to class as usual, and after all the classes in the afternoon, Mr. Teaching said to the farting student, "Have you found the ancestor of the fart?" The student pointed to the bag, and the gentleman smiled knowingly and said, Come to my office. The student followed the gentleman to the office, took out the gift and put it on the table, suddenly, the gentleman's eyes lit up, hurried to wash his hands, and then, layer by layer, slowly opened the gift, when he opened to the last floor, it was a piece of hard, so smelly that he quickly covered his nose, all of a sudden, stupid.