1. Hilarious classic eating jokes, eat at a restaurant today. A buddy at the next table called, presumably his wife ChaGang, asked him where he was, and he said to eat. Presumably his wife didn't believe it, and then he knocked the bowl to make her believe. As a result, a waitress thought that he was in trouble, so she ran and shouted: "Sir, don't worry, it's coming!" And then...
2. Every day a smile net, last night came home from work, saw the mother cooking in the kitchen, is cutting peppers! I asked curiously: Mom put too much of this stuff, will the dish be spicy? Mom: I remember when you were young, once your mother forgot to feed you, you climbed to the kitchen and grabbed a handful of peppers and stuffed them in your mouth, crying while eating...! I......
3. Funny jokes about love, when in love, my girlfriend said to me very gently: "Man, you have to have your own independent space, if we get married, I will give you a proprietary space, absolutely will not interfere with what you do in it!" I said happily, "Good, good! "After I got married, I practiced cooking every day in my exclusive space around an apron!
4. Go to donate blood, a brother watched his blood being pumped little by little, and couldn't help but say painfully: "Nurse, my blood must not be used by women!" The nurse was surprised: "Aren't men and women different?" The brother said, "If you give it to a woman, she will be wasted once she comes to The Great Yi Mother!" ”
5. A colleague, a few days ago I went to help him move, accidentally dropped a pot of cactus balls, put him in pain, said that this is what I have raised for several years, every day to take out to dry, often water, said to reach out to take, just got the hand on the stunned, suddenly smashed the basin cactus ball thrown on the ground wildly, while stepping on the side of the scolding: I raised you for more than two years you are plastic fake ... Fake...
6. Stir-frying, washing dishes, sweeping the floor at home, these housework, every day I do. This is not my birthday today, after eating, my daughter-in-law asked me to wash the dishes, I was a little unhappy in my heart: daughter-in-law, usually I wash, but today is my birthday. The daughter-in-law thought about it: Well, let's flip a coin and let God decide who will wash it. I thought about it, yes, at least fifty percent chance, so I promised her. Only to see the daughter-in-law take out a coin, throw it up, and say: If this coin is broken, the bowl will be washed by me, and if it is not broken, it will be washed by my husband!!
7. The wife just got her driver's license, woke up at six o'clock in the morning, and wanted to drive to buy buns. I was asleep when she woke up: "Husband get up quickly, I bought a lot of buns, any filling." I was surprised and asked, "Why buy so much?" Also ask someone to help you move? The wife was a little embarrassed: "Accidentally knocked down the bun stall, he came to get the money." ”
8. This afternoon, the office water dispenser ran out of water, so I called to send water. The person who came to deliver the water was a young, handsome young man, and the female colleagues ridiculed: "Oh, the young man is really handsome, how can he send water, obviously he can eat by the face, but he does not rely on physical strength, is not tired?" Water delivery worker: "Big sister, don't joke, I have also eaten by the face, more tired than sending water!" ”