1, someone riding a bicycle, suddenly a passerby shouted "go.go.go..." thinking that I could also sing, I picked up a sentence of "oh oh" The voice just fell, and I fell into the ditch. At this time, the voice of the passerby came in my ear, "I mean the ditch, not the gogogo."
2. One night, thief A and thief B prepare to sneak into the landlord's house to steal something.
Thief A "You climb the wall to see if there are any dogs inside"
Thief B did so, climbed to the top of the wall and made an OK gesture to Thief B.
Thief A thought it was safe, so he opened the door and left, who expected that the 3 big dogs were staring at him viciously
It turned out that Thief B was saying "There are 3 dogs in it"
3, my daughter, 26 years old, just watched TV dramas with the family.
In the TV series, the heroine steals the family account book and the hero gets the certificate.
I was looking at the fine taste, but unexpectedly came from my father's voice next to my ear: "You look at people, our family's household registration books have been lying quietly in the drawer for several years, all covered with ash, and no one has moved."
4, the son said to his father, "Dad, our school has set up a band, I also want to participate, the school said that the instrument should be brought by himself"
The father took out a pair of chopsticks and handed it to me, "Child, our family is poor, you see if you can try to be a conductor."
5, early in the morning, my drinking friend's wife called and said, "Can you not call my husband next time you drink, last night he came back and did not go to bed, Len was lying in the kennel and slept for one night, saying that it was his bed."
As soon as the phone hung up, I also let go of the toilet I had held all night.