It is said that Zheng Yijian Buddhist lineage, career once compared to Andy Lau, but intoxicated with hedonism, love to play electric, collect handmade, travel around the world, the result has become a representative of "a good hand to play a thin hand".
"Chen Haonan" loves to travel and does not love work, and "pheasant" has also been a lot of Buddhas in recent years.
Since 2017's "Where Did Daddy Go", Chen Xiaochun has completely fallen in love with variety shows, deeply implemented the family-owned horse policy, participated in various parent-child, husband and wife programs, and occasionally sang a song.
It is reported that Xiao Chunge will soon partner AB and start a new variety show, which is an iron heart to go to the end on this road.
On the other hand, the work column is sparse and pitiful.
From the "Golden Brothers" directed by Qian Jiale in 2018 to the present, a full 3 years have passed, in which Chen Xiaochun has not had a single work on the line except for a "Beautiful Heart" that quietly hit the street in 19 years.
A few days ago, Chen Xiaochun finally remembered that he was an actor and came up with his own new film, of course, this is not a theatrical movie, but a network university
- "The Endless Storm"
As a net starring Chen Xiaochun, as well as the blessing of the golden supporting role Lin Xue and the five tigers will Tang Zhenye, "Endless Storm" immediately after the launch of the airborne heat list, and for a long time.
From the 21st to yesterday, it has been a full 6 days, and "Infinite Storm" ranks as steady as Taishan, with a cumulative account of 12.4 million on the dual platform.
If calculated according to the 38% of the theatrical box office, then the film box office has about 32.63 million.
Although it does not look like Erer, the last film "Stupid Forbidden Zone" picked by Chen Xiaochun only grossed 4.48 million, and the film "Black and White Forbidden Zone" with Ren Dahua's double male protagonist only grossed 33.17 million, while "Endless Storm" only took 6 days to level the "Black and White Forbidden Area", plus the active timeline of the Internet University is longer, and it is not unusual to have a 2-month heat period.
In this way, this network can be seen as Chen Xiaochun's only commercial success in recent years.
Unfortunately, the money was earned, and word of mouth failed again.
The rating of "Infinite Storm" is only 3.9 points, which is only a little higher than the 3.2 points of "Beautiful Heart", and the proportion of one or two bad reviews is 76.7%, and you have to spit when you pass by.
Obviously picking up the old line of Hong Kong movies police bandit + spy type, and the help of Lin Xue and Tang Zhenye, what kind of rotten "Endless Storm" should be to cause the audience to resist?
With trepidation, I clicked the play button for the movie.
For the next 1 hour and 28 minutes, I seemed to have eaten a tapas platter and tasted as if I had met Frankenstein.
The plot of the whole movie is like a "splicing monster", inferior production, awkward acting, misplaced dubbing, these slot points are eclipsed in front of the plot, ashamed of themselves.
The plot of the movie is pieced together, and you can see a lot of familiar shadows in it, such as the spy confrontation in "Infernal Affairs".
In "New World", the bridge where the identity of a colleague is discovered.
In New Cop Story, mask elements and big bang traps.
The bandit king and the police king in "Chasing the Dragon"
In "Cold War", the interrogation drama of two parallel lines.
The most uncomfortable thing is that he also "paid tribute" to Du Qifeng's movie "Underworld", and even BGM is the same.
If you are a veteran fan, then this film can be an additional question to test the amount of reading, and see how much similarity you can perceive.
The brainless "tribute" and reproduction of the classic, on the contrary, makes the movie a tearing imitation show, the plot can not be said to have a slot point, the whole story is the slot point itself.
The movie is about the "trumpet" of a society's sitting tube was killed, the dragon was leaderless, and the "mountain brother" played by Chen Xiaochun was ostensibly the second in command of the society, but in fact, he was an undercover agent installed by the police, who was very competitive with the sitting tube, and coveted this position as the "phoenix" of the same level.
The gold lord behind the society, "Mr. Kim", assigns Uncle Lai (Tang Zhenye) to decide the next sitting tube through a mission, and The mountain brother secretly ambushes the police, the transaction is forced to be interrupted, and a group of people return home.
Phoenix suspects that there is an inner ghost that asks for inspection, and the way Shan Ge informs the police is a locator on the gum on the sole of his foot.
It is reasonable to say that a piece of chewing gum under the foot is just a piece of gum, which can be rubbed off when walking, but the screenwriter let The mountain brother first use his hand to export the gum in front of the phoenix, then put it into the coat, and finally throw it away.
Is there no silver three hundred and two here?
Even the barrage felt that this bridge section was down.
Thankfully, this wave of villain IQ is online.
Phoenix retrieved Brother Shan's clothes, at this time Brother Shan was indefensible, he couldn't see the plot going on, the screenwriter actually let Uncle Li not move, watching Brother Shan run?
So, catch a current, you not only do not have any justification but also run away, this is a person can determine that The mountain brother is undercover, right?
At this time, the screenwriter made a big stroke of the pen, pulling the villain's IQ back to the Cretaceous.
After several escapes, Brother Shan made a move to break his tail and seek a livelihood, let his subordinates deliberately expose their identities to gain trust, and then broke the news that Phoenix stole the resources of the community to earn extra money, so he came and went, and completely won the trust of Uncle Li, and also became the manager of the society?
I???
At the time of identity doubt, life and death, he ran away without saying a word, boss, don't you ask why he ran in the first place?
Don't you think he's going to collect the courier!?
Moreover, when he fled, Uncle Li's girlfriend also secretly met Brother Shan, and Uncle Li himself also knew about it, but he did not investigate anything and assisted Brother Shan to become the boss.
Are you addicted to wearing a green hat?
As for why Brother Shan's men suddenly came out undercover, and when Phoenix stole the resources, the screenwriter did not and did not have any preparation.
Turn, just turn awkwardly.
When the boss of the society also met the "Mr. Jin" behind the scenes, the dark chain under the ice finally came out, and it is reasonable to say that the police should close the net, right? But the screenwriter did not let the net be closed, so he continued to let Brother Shan be the boss.
Brother Shan did the biggest step by step, while providing intelligence to the police, while sounding dogs and horses, seeing that the characters had no motives, the screenwriter made a big stroke: going undercover.
Then, the police triggered a new undercover: Uncle Lai's girlfriend.
Yes, just so abruptly, without any foreshadowing or signs, the boss's girlfriend suddenly became undercover.
Have you found an interesting phenomenon?
As long as the story can not be made up, the screenwriter begins to go undercover, Ah Shan is undercover, the subordinate is undercover, Uncle Li's girlfriend is also undercover, Ah Shan is exposed to let the subordinates bear the guilt, and Ah Shan is lost and lets his girlfriend intensify the contradiction.
Oh yes, the previous sitting pipe "trumpet" who died at the beginning of the society was also undercover.
The ones who raise their hands are the bosses
I counted, the club has 9 bosses, 4 little brothers, of which the previous sitter is undercover, the current sitter is undercover, the boss girlfriend is undercover, and the boss subordinate also has an undercover.
What kind of community are you?
This is clearly a public welfare project to provide the police with a side business to generate income!
This is not the end, the lines also emphasize many times, there are still many undercover agents in the community.
Big brother, don't you suspect that this society was founded undercover?
You think that's the end of it?
One day, Uncle Li found Brother Shan, and Without saying a few words, He reported to his home: "I am a Hong Kong policeman", and then Uncle Li was unfazed, did not react at all, and even very indifferently enticed Brother Shan to carry out the work of double-sided espionage.
Here's why:
"I know your heart is toward me"
Putting aside this chaotic multiple spy plot first, we will first analyze and analyze the person of the big villain Uncle Li.
First of all, Brother Shan ran away after being suspected, and he didn't care.
Secondly, his wife has an affair with Brother Shan, and he doesn't care.
Moreover, Brother Shan reported that his family was undercover, but he was ecstatic and expressed his heartfelt feelings for Brother Shan.
Damn it! This sweet taste! Am I watching a cop movie?!
Is this scale what I can see?
And then!
The ending of the movie turned out to be because Uncle Li discovered his girlfriend's undercover identity, and then in order to save her, the two of them completely turned their faces and went dry!
In the face of the muzzle of his subordinates' guns, Uncle Li was quite reluctant to give The Mountain Brother a step down:
"I'll give you another chance, you think clearly"
Don't say it, you two get married, I believe in love again.
But the broken mirror can not be reunited, and the feelings that have been doubted are no longer pure, and Brother Shan eventually betrayed Uncle Li.
At the end of the movie, the two men shoot each other with guns, and both are martyred. Ah no.
They're all dead anyway.
Seeing this, the reader may think that I am making up, to be honest, if you have seen this film, according to the motivation of the characters and the direction of the story, this explanation is more reasonable.
In addition, the film has a "advantage" that must be mentioned: wearing gangs.
It is unbelievable that there are so many wear gangs in 2021, and the film uses a lot of chrome and mirror elements in order to meet the aesthetics of the urban-rural combination required by the plot, but the production level can not solve the reflection problem at all, so you will often find a photographer sitting there shyly.
For example, a huge camera suddenly appears in the wine cabinet.
For example, the reflection of the door frame clearly reflects a staff member wearing a hat.
Of course, there are others, such as the bulging blood bag, which is so danglingly tucked into Xiao Chunge's slim shirt.
Even if you can't watch the movie during the movie, it can be used as an eye game of "everyone comes to find stubble", and compete on the same stage with bullet screen netizens.
Than than who found out more.
Hey, the so-called rotten home, there is nothing more than this.
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In 2018, in the last episode of a couple variety show, Ying Cai'er and Chen Xiaochun were cue on stage.
According to the setting of the program, the two should exchange love words after going on stage, and Shan Menghai swore an oath, but Chen Xiaochun, who has always been outspoken and fast-talking, pinched the fire, but Instead, Ying Cai'er put her arms around her husband's neck and cooperated with the host to pick up the microphone.
Adhering to the principle of "we don't engage in sensationalism", Ying Cai'er's confession to her husband is that he is very kind, like an "idiot" who has no intentions.
How idiotic?
Cai'er gave an example, she often asked Chen Xiaochun whether she wanted to accompany the director to have a meal to ensure resources and develop contacts, but was rebuked by Chen Xiaochun: why should I accompany them to dinner, he wants to use me, if he wants to use me, I don't need it.
Behind this overbearing confession, Cai'er also answered the question of "why chen Xiaochun's works are getting lower and lower" for fans.
In this way, Chen Xiaochun's film may be the kind of film made by "the director catches up with him".
But
Brother Xiaochun, this kind of movie, it is really not as good as recording a variety show.
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