[Bragging is not illegal, but the cowhide is blown up and is easy to fry.] 】
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God gave us two ears and a mouth to remind us to talk less and listen more.
With his head around his neck, it's not just for eating.
There is a small Internet celebrity called Yan Dada, who is a shareholder of a company and holds 20% of the shares.
The chairman of the group company, a rural girl worth 1 billion, then incarnated as a "success learning" master, began to collect disciples, to the majority of poor people, guidance and confusion.
Recently, at the scene of a lecture, Yan said loudly:
"I used to make $150 million a day in 2019. From a migrant girl who went to the city from a mountain village, she has now become the chairman of the group, relying on this set of successful learning. ”
Guys, what is the concept of making 150 million a day?
Shuang Meizi is also 2.08 million a day, Bill Gates is also 20 million US dollars a day, to Master Yan, a day is 150 million, which has been hanging many domestic small and medium-sized enterprises a year of net income.
And holding 20% of the shares, if "Yanda" earned 150 million, it means that the company's net income is 750 million.
Therefore, watching the lively network counterfeiter "Correction Brother" went directly to inquire about the company of "YanDa" and found surprise:
The data shows that the company only pays 5,000 yuan in taxes.
So the "correction brother" reported to the local tax department that "Yan Dada" was suspected of tax evasion and tax evasion.
The latest wave of domestic crackdown on tax evasion and tax evasion, and even many live internet celebrities are paying taxes, this wave of reports, Yan greatly panicked.
(A few days ago, the Zhengzhou Jinshui District Taxation Bureau posthumously paid 6.6244 million yuan in tax revenue to the national treasury of an internet celebrity.) ）
Yan Dada deleted all the videos at the first time and responded, "Don't be misled by the rhythm, the video is just a paragraph, I am taking up legal weapons to protect myself."
Not only did he take up the "legal weapon" to protect himself, Yan Dada also intimidated netizens online:
"Is it really funny, is it also illegal to brag about it?" A bunch of trolls. ”
Then, the Sichuan Communist Youth League online back to Yan Da.
"Bragging is not illegal, and it is suspected of breaking the law to use bragging to market."
At present, Yanda has set the account to a private state, and the account information cannot be viewed.
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Success studies and chicken soup literature have been particularly popular in recent years.
What is the investment goddess Wang Xin, 16 years old part-time work, 22 years old into the education and training industry so far, all kinds of industry practical experience of 0, self-appointed investment goddess.
As soon as he opened his mouth, he was not shocked and deadly: "We have attracted 120 billion yuan for Xiamen. ”
The remaining legends are all cowhide three cannons flying in the sky.
"I sent 50 RVs last year, and this year I aim to send 800 units, 500,000 A motorhome, and my factory is working overtime every day to produce RVs."
"The people who betrayed me, I sent him 1 million, and the people who will be loyal to me in the future, that is hundreds of millions." Listen to the applause! ”
Uncle Benshan was working hard, just to sell a crutch, and then upgrade a little, just a bicycle and stretcher.
More than ten years have passed, and now the masters, opening their mouths and closing their mouths are hundreds of millions of small businesses.
"Master, I realized, today's lunch box at noon 20 yuan a box, you called 100 boxes, a total of 2,000 yuan, trouble you to settle the account first."
The master gave me 50 yuan, "You keep the account first, and the rest, I installment." ”
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At the earliest times, this kind of brainwashing success science began in the era of micro-business.
The hottest picture in the micro-business community at that time was "Yangyang Sister's 250 million square kilometers of manor"
This stem comes from a micro-business circle of friends.
Probably said that his products are good, the venture capital director is more cattle B, and then his own Yangyang sister now makes a lot of money, with a 250 million square kilometer industrial park in Uganda.
Then someone below commented that China's land area is only 9.6 million square kilometers, which is almost 26 Chinas.
At this time, the answer of this circle of friends said that today I found Yang Yangjie to confirm that it was indeed 250 million square kilometers...
A wave of operations that make people intellectually extinguished.
Anecdotal joke, "What is the scourge of the WeChat circle of friends?" "It's micro-business." ”
In those years, we blacked out micro-business girls together.
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The market economy is full of flowers, and all kinds of gods and immortals show their miraculous powers.
It just makes me feel strange that this kind of braggadocio normal people hear that they are all fake, but why do so many people always believe it?
What boiled eggs are reborn, what mind manipulation, what drawing spells cure diseases and enlarge breasts, what blowing gas to increase wisdom, what quantum fluctuation speed reading method, what brine ingredient secret recipes are one million a year...
I say a word that goes against the ancestors, these things are all nonsense.
Maybe sometimes, it's really not that there aren't enough scammers, but that there are really too many fools.
I remember when I first wrote an article angrily criticizing Principal Guo's hard-boiled egg rebirth, what kind of mind manipulated the bullshit things through time and space, and there were really people who left messages accusing me, "The resurgence of the hard-boiled egg may really be possible, but what if the mind manipulation is really feasible?" ”
I once suspected that this brother really paid 60,000 yuan and learned Principal Guo's cooked egg rejuvenation secret technique.
In the same way, Yan Da's bragging, there must be some people believe, Zheng Shuang can earn 2.08 million a day, Yan Da earns 150 million a day, what is impossible.
According to official Rolls-Royce data, in 2020, Rolls-Royce sold 3576 units worldwide and 1146 units in China.
In the Douyin Weibo and circle of friends, statistics show that Rolls-Royce annual sales exceed 200,000 units.
What is the highest state of lying?
- It is to say that I believe this lie.
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How did Old Master Huang's five generations of family business get it?
Master Shi advised and advised, and found a way to earn the money of the two major families and the people of Goose City.
Old Master Huang found someone to pretend to be a hemp bandit to attack the city, and the people in the city panicked, and the hemp bandits came, how did the days go?
Old Master Huang held the loudspeaker and shouted, the two major families paid for it, the people of Goose City paid for it, and Old Master Huang contributed to organize personnel to go out of the city to suppress bandits.
Arrange for the ma bandits to come several times a year, and The five generations of Huang Laoye's family business have been saved up like this, and they have money and power, and they can also give Liu Dutong a thigh, and then sell some tobacco soil.
Huang Laoye in the southern country has developed, and Old Master Zhao in the northern country also wants to earn money, and Huang Laoye has begun to "attract business" in line with the great shore pattern of "rich people earn together to understand applause".
The membership fee is 50,000, the naming fee is 80,000, the product agency right is 100,000, pulling people's heads to open the conference, and every year to engage in a wave, Huang Laoye leads Master Tang to brag about the skin, and he lies at home to collect money.
The success of all "cheating" comes from "greed" and "fear".
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Fan Wei: I said that you are not a particular person, you don't play cards according to the routine, you have to press 3 when you make a brain teaser. In that case, I'll ask you a question!
Zhao Benshan: You say!
Fan Wei: It's the New Year, our family didn't buy any New Year goods, there was only a pig and a donkey left, do you say I kill the pig first, or do I kill the donkey first?
Zhao Benshan: Then you kill first ~ give you both a chance!
Cai Weili: Donkey meat is delicious! Kill the donkey first!
Zhao Benshan: Kill the donkey first!
Fan Wei: Congratulations on your correct answer, the pig thinks the same way!
Fan Wei: New Year's Eve, send you a pair of couplets: "Turn a year to shake a year of fate, eat a long and wise thank you!" ”
Zhao Benshan: Let me make up another horizontal batch for you: "Self-taught"!
Fan Debiao, the first fierce person in the northeast, has grown a wisdom, and the group of people who believe in the success of the master, why don't you have a heart and eyes?